Sticky sheets?

[2nisser]

So, really, what do you guys do _after_ the sex? Sleep in sticky sheets? Wipe yourselves with paper? This can be a real romance-killer, either way, and you never see it happen in movies. I've really wondered about this: What do real-life people do with the semen-problem?

 

[andrewsmith36]

Have her swallow. Problem solved.

just foolin...

Try bath towels by the bed or on the bed.

My wife usually just uses her panties and cleans up a bit...then it's cuddle time until the next round.

 

[tanyachrs]

It's more wet than sticky and it dries. Has never been a problem. But in a new relationship you should be using condoms and with condoms the mess is contained.

 

[Eilan]

We keep tissues by the bed.

I've had a history of UTI's in the past, so I generally have to get up to use the bathroom afterward. I'll do a more thorough cleanup there if necessary. It's not terribly romantic, but neither is a UTI.

 

[midwestyankee]

Leave the sex to those of us who aren't bothered by human fluids and similar substances.

 

[bobsgirl]

I'm usually the one who has the privilege of sleeping on the wet spot. No big deal.

 

[BreeCarter]

So, really, what do you guys do _after_ the sex? Sleep in sticky sheets? Wipe yourselves with paper? This can be a real romance-killer, either way, and you never see it happen in movies. I've really wondered about this: What do real-life people do with the semen-problem?

we keep a towel in the bedroom at all times, and if for some reason there isn't a towel, we find whatever shirt, jacket whatever is randomly laying around and put it under us before he pulls out.

 

[webber1998]

Personally, I like the wet spots.

 

[AlecBond]

abcde

 

[Cathleen]

Towel here too but getting up to freshen up a bit doesn't bother me in the least. The mood comes right back while we cuddle.

 

[rydia57]

If it's just me gushing, I put a pad down, if I am with someone... there is no wet spot...lol.

 

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[Coach_25]

I agree it kinda sucks 'cleanin' up but to leave a mess all over the sheets sucks even worse. Usually I finish on her chest (not trying to get pregnant), which she loves to watch...and wipe it up w/ kleenex. THe tough situations are when you have a quickie and there is nothing to clean up with, usually something has to get sacrificed!!

 

[fuckingcumslut]

The little towels

You know the ones that are slightly bigger than a washcloth...put one or two under and have a stack handy. It's really not a big deal. I love it wet and messy

 

[tanyachrs]

Usually I finish on her chest (not trying to get pregnant)

I hope you have more of a strategy than that.

 

[Ast87]

We have a box of tissues handy to clean up with. I usually have to go to the bathroom afterwards so I can do anything more in there. I don't find it to be a mood killer because we're usually laughing about how messy we are!

 

[2nisser]

Seems there's no magic trick we've missed, then. Tissues it is.

 

[RavenousRae]

Like most people, I've used the towel method - we use to designate a "sex towel" for just that purpose.

 

[groverty]

A small towel does the trick

 

[interfacial]

I use these really big towels I found at Wal-Mart that I bought just for the very reason. I swear I could practically use them as robes. Or, I just have sex in the bath, I like it better there anyway. Either way I have to shower after, I just can't deal with wet/sticky spots on the bed or on me after sex. I have to be clean after, always.

 

[nedlm]

I just wash the sheets more often. We dont use a towel or anything, just make a mess, fall asleep, wake up, mess is gone..

We have a king size bed so usually we can cuddle and avoid the wet spot until the morning. I don't think it is that big of a deal.

 

[fetx69]

shirt, towel, pants, whatever is expendable at the moment. or just leave it and deal with it later.

 

[only_more_so]

Just get an "after sex towel" I saw one of these in a sex shop years ago. It was really funny, but it is oddly practical as well. Although it was low quality so it got rough after a couple of washings.

 

[OrganAnarchy]

We keep tissues by the bed.

I've had a history of UTI's in the past, so I generally have to get up to use the bathroom afterward. I'll do a more thorough cleanup there if necessary. It's not terribly romantic, but neither is a UTI.

forgive my ignorance...but what is "uti"?

 

[LnC7471]

sex towel....

or you could just let the woman sleep in it....it does dry eventually..lol