Stillness

[islandman]

I was told recently by someone on skype that I sit very still. So still that they kept asking me if I had frozen.

Anyone else been told something similar?

Translation: I'm 50 and I still get the ladies to cyber with me over skype.

 

[Sinny]

It's neat!

Of course, if I had any photoshop skills at all I would add a scary clown face on the other side of the glass to make myself laugh.

.... and turn it into a laughing evil clown gif. I need that for my av, too. Who can we force into doing that?

 

[JohnnySavage]

I only skype to check my hair.

 

[1HF]

I hate being still.. If I'm not sleeping, I'm moving. Even then, I tend to be a restless sleeper. When I sleep with someone they always comment on the tossing and turning.

 

[Sinny]

I hate being still.. If I'm not sleeping, I'm moving. Even then, I tend to be a restless sleeper. When I sleep with someone they always comment on the tossing and turning.

Are you a kicker, too?
I have been told I am a night kicker. I prefer the the term bed ninja.

 

[1HF]

Are you a kicker, too?
I have been told I am a night kicker. I prefer the the term bed ninja.

Bed ninja. I love that.

I tend to kick covers more than people... but every once in a while I will kick or try to shove the other person.

Best to stay out of my space.

 

[islandman]

When I sleep with someone they always comment on the tossing and turning.

That's one list I wish I was on.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I was told recently by someone on skype that I sit very still. So still that they kept asking me if I had frozen.

Anyone else been told something similar?

Fucking creepy weirdo.

I'm always fidgeting, playing with my hair or twiddling something. If I'm still and quiet I'm probably dead.

 

[rimmy]

Translation: I'm 50 and I still get the ladies to cyber with me over skype.

I am NOT 50.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Fucking creepy weirdo.

I'm always fidgeting, playing with my hair or twiddling something. If I'm still and quiet I'm probably dead.

Probably be the only time you'll shut your incessantly flapping pie-hole.

 

[islandman]

I am NOT 50.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Sorry, 60.

 

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[SexyWench]

Translation: I'm 50 and I still get the ladies to cyber with me over skype.

Um, what's wrong with 50?

 

[1HF]

That's one list I wish I was on.

You want me to shove you out of bed and steal all the covers?

 

[SexyWench]

You want me to shove you out of bed and steal all the covers?

If that's what it takes to get you in bed
Hello gorgeous

 

[rimmy]

Sorry, 60.

That's not very zen of you.

Um, what's wrong with 50?

Ya Wenchie, tell him.

You want me to shove you out of bed and steal all the covers?

Yes please. One must first me in bed to be shoved out of it. And besides, you're teeny tiny and stuff. I don't think you can move me.

 

[1HF]

If that's what it takes to get you in bed
Hello gorgeous

Hello, Wenchie

 

[1HF]

That's not very zen of you.


Ya Wenchie, tell him.


Yes please. One must first me in bed to be shoved out of it. And besides, you're teeny tiny and stuff. I don't think you can move me.

I'm a giant!

Well, maybe not... But I could still push you out of bed. Although the giggle fit that would follow would allow you ample time to hop back in.

 

[rimmy]

I'm a giant!

Well, maybe not... But I could still push you out of bed. Although the giggle fit that would follow would allow you ample time to hop back in.

If you ever managed to kick me out of bed the giggling would be all mine.

 

[1HF]

If you ever managed to kick me out of bed the giggling would be all mine.

I'm not sure which would be more fun. Kicking you out of bed or hearing you giggle like a school girl. Luckily they would go hand in hand.