Peaker44Redeux
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Ok you diagnosed the syndrome, what is the treatment/cure??Swollen Phallus Syndrome and Associated Seminal Retention Disorder (SPSASRD...gonna have to work on that acronym) is no laughing matter! It's really more "hot" than "hilarious" but that isn't the point. As one who has specialized in the time-honored area of Oral-and-Bussy-sometimes-Digital Semen Extraction and Storage (yum!) I just wish I could be where I was needed. Talk about never working a day in your life, holy jizz-queen! I often weep (we can agree to call it that) thinking of all the tight testicles and turgid shafts and yet - is my hand wrapped around them, feeling daddy's pulse? Sadly, no. It really calls into question any notion of an intelligent and loving creator. Oh well, existential angst is existential angst. Not lovin' the angst!