Strip Club

SkyyAngel

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So, I'm planning on hitting the strip club this Saturday.

My fiance is at AF basic and he's graduating next Friday... I doubt we'll have the chance to get any time alone (his parents are super anti-letting us alone... lol) but I talked one of my best friends (a guy) into taking me to a strip club on Saturday so I could watch some of the dancing and either watch a lap dance or buy one so I could see how it's done. I felt it would be a nice "surprise" for him if we do get some time alone.

Any hints, tips, general etiquette for a woman going to a strip club? Or any hints or tips in giving a lap dance?

Oh and this'll be in San Antonio too so suggestions are also appreciated.

:rose:

Skyy
 
68 views and no one's ever been to a strip club or can recommend one in SATX? :eek:
 
All I can offer is there have been several questions like this in the past year. I remember some of them were specifically on etiquette and how to give lap dances. So perhaps a few searches are in order. I wouldn't be surprised if you could find some answers with google either. Good luck! :)
 
SkyyAngel said:
So, I'm planning on hitting the strip club this Saturday.

My fiance is at AF basic and he's graduating next Friday... I doubt we'll have the chance to get any time alone (his parents are super anti-letting us alone... lol) but I talked one of my best friends (a guy) into taking me to a strip club on Saturday so I could watch some of the dancing and either watch a lap dance or buy one so I could see how it's done. I felt it would be a nice "surprise" for him if we do get some time alone.

Any hints, tips, general etiquette for a woman going to a strip club? Or any hints or tips in giving a lap dance?

Oh and this'll be in San Antonio too so suggestions are also appreciated.

:rose:

Skyy

All I know is they don't like it when you stick your finger in their bum hole.
 
SweetErika said:
All I can offer is there have been several questions like this in the past year. I remember some of them were specifically on etiquette and how to give lap dances. So perhaps a few searches are in order. I wouldn't be surprised if you could find some answers with google either. Good luck! :)


I tried doing a google search and all I came up with were pay sites (which I'm not going there) and ads for videos... which I don't have time to buy.

I was going to do a search here but didn't know how since the new board redesign... I think I figured it out now though... thanks. :cathappy:
 
Just relax and have fun. Let them dance for you specifically a few times. You'll enjoy the sensations and get a good idea of what it'll feel like for your fiance.

Or, you could do what my wife and I do: Both of you go to the strip clubs together and buy one another dances all night. Good times...

:cool:
 
lap Dance

Umm... well i was a stripper for a long time but i don't know if i can give you advise on how to give a lap dance.

But lets try a few hints...

1. Put him in a chair that doesn't have arms... or use a couch or love seat, where he isn't pressed against the arm of the sofa.

2. GOOD MUSIC that you can move to... Doesn't really matter what type.

3. Sexy lingere, or bra panty set is a must.

4. Watching professional strippers is good for the basics, However, keep in mind that professional dancers are not going to have the level of intimacy that you will probably want. (Fyi i cn't give my boyfriend a lap dance since I automatically "flip the switch" and become less intimate) So i wouldn't really rely on pro's for mannerisms.

5. Strip Slowly... don't get nervous and start ripping things off..

6 A very sexy move when you take off you underwear is to stand in front of him with your back to him slowly take it off while bending all the way down to remove it. Keep you legs straight if you are that flexible.
 
SA strip clubs

Used to live in SA. Heard that they passed laws making strip clubs less touchy feely. But never got anything definite on it.

Best ones are All Stars and The Palace.

If you can get to Austin go to the Yellow Rose.

Some girls are great. Most disappoint. You can litereally feel them tick time away. Some good advice on here. Get into it. Grind. Wear heels. Have fun.

Just being into it already makes you cool. Watch out for those parents. lol
 
SA strip clubs

Used to live in SA. Heard that they passed laws making strip clubs less touchy feely. But never got anything definite on it.

Best ones are All Stars and The Palace.

If you can get to Austin go to the Yellow Rose.

Some girls are great. Most disappoint. You can litereally feel them tick time away. Some good advice on here. Get into it. Grind. Wear heels. Have fun.

Just being into it already makes you cool. Watch out for those parents. lol
 
highconcept said:
Used to live in SA. Heard that they passed laws making strip clubs less touchy feely. But never got anything definite on it.

Best ones are All Stars and The Palace.

If you can get to Austin go to the Yellow Rose.

Some girls are great. Most disappoint. You can litereally feel them tick time away. Some good advice on here. Get into it. Grind. Wear heels. Have fun.

Just being into it already makes you cool. Watch out for those parents. lol

I'll actually be IN Austin (where I'm from) but traveling to San Antonio since my guy friend has to be at work the next morning and doesn't want to drive very far if he can avoid it.

I pass by the Yellow Rose all the time and it just looked sort of tacky... not so I assume?
 
If you are loking to make this exciting for him, my best advice is a loose skirt that can be pulled up a bit. If you are into them, try wearing a thong, or some very thin nylon or silk panties ( or none if you want). He will really enjoy the feeling. If he's wearing slacks, you may be able to have him some what exposed. You didn't say how much anti-alone your parents are, but you can probably get away with this with a little planning. Of course, since he's graduating basic, that calls for a party or picnic of some sort than can be planned with other friends that can look the other way.

You are going to see some changes in him since he went to basic. Have him wear his uniform over to meet your parents when he gets back. This might impress them enough to allow the two of you to go out for dinner and dancing. You can do a great deal in a dance club when the lights are down. Have fun!


:D
 
suggestions

First gotta get down that grinding action stippers do with their ass against the guys cock....that's the best...
second lean against hims with your back too him and let him see you pinching your nipples.....Don't forget to moan a bit.
third make him sit on his hands....:)
 
Go with him !

I went with my wife to a strip club. She got to learn and the most fun was watching all the stripers trying to pick her up. She told me it was a real turn on to be there with me............... God , I love my wife !
 
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