Subjects of the kingdom of lit

[Jade]

Come on MM we could put on a hell of a show.....We do have the magic wands and magic balls too..........

Thank you Wiz.. my point exactly!
(ah.. *sigh* of satisfaction)

 

[SimplySouthern]

Maid Marion....cute. I can hang with that. As long as Robin Hood hurries his ass up to save me.

Scarlett....yeppers. That's me. I'm so proper and always a lady. Well, I can dream can't I? (Thanks Izzy)

 

[RonG]

... and how bout ..

and of course the classics

RonG ........ William Bendix aka Doug Bennett

The word "classic" is taking a beating these days. Turner Classic Movies shows Star Trek II - The Wrath of Khan and now I am a classic. Standards are dropping everywhere. I am probably the only classic with a flip-it cartoon.

But if I have been annexed here, is there a room at the Possum Lodge in your kingdom? I will bring the Cognac and Bologna . . .

 

[April]

Nancy Drew? Isabella, I honestly don't know what to say! *snicker*

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Maid Marion....cute. I can hang with that. As long as Robin Hood hurries his ass up to save me.

Scarlett....yeppers. That's me. I'm so proper and always a lady. Well, I can dream can't I? (Thanks Izzy)

Babe Prove it to me.... hmmm


As for the master Beaker why has noone made the connection?



Da chef

 

[Roland Gilliad]

Why did u call me an idiot???? thats not nice. ::Slaps the guy::
bad man!
Bad snake thats a bad snake!!!!!!!
::gets out BFBG (Big Fucking Bagle gun)::
Eat Nuclear Bagles ya loser!!!!!
::Lets loose with every round he has::
Im not an idiot im at least a lunatic!

 

[Gingersnap]

Deborah-- Annie Oakley standing on a galloping horse and
shooting the nose hair out of Flagg with a lit
match while singing "I got Spurs".


Laurel-- World famous tortise/turtle handler of the world.
Able to evoke the famed singing chortle of the male
species and answer email without missing a note.

Dreamer-- Strong muscularly with a wicked smile and a nice
guy manner. A simmering pot of volcanic sex appeal
and wicked thoughts.

Roger-- Man from pluto and famed sexual athlete. Psuedopods
of desire and lust rippling amidst the sounds of
heated jazz. Lights both rose and erie green
climaxing in the summer skies. Laughter in his heart
and love in his beautiful eyes. Talented writer of
tales and nailing maidens.

DCL-- Rapier wit that leaves laughter on lips everywhere.
Able to push the heaviest of topics into the absurd.

Lovely Latino-- Beautiful of face and spirit. A dancing puff
of intelligence and golden laughter. A
flirting smile and physical grace wherever
she dances.

Lasher-- Biting humour and well read observations that
disguise a honest loving heart. Born to argue and
debate, invirgorating and orginal.

Manu-- Lord of the Keyboards. Consort of the Madam. Wizard
of programs and maker of magic lands where all are
heard and all are grateful.

I could continue but I never let it be said I hogged the board!!!!

 

[Mortto56]

(STAREING WITH A DUMBFOUNDED LOOK$#%^$)

Morto-Porthos

[/QUOT................... Do you mind explaining that word please!.....Still scraching head.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Re: Tarty Foreign Affairs

oh and ..

Oliver Clozeoff .. Ollie from Love Story ...

awwww... shucks. You're too kind, Ms. 'bella. I'm flattered. I'm a big fan of sweaters, a la Ollie in that movie. But although I share his hair color, thankfully I don't share Ryan O'Neal's 'do from that movie. Yikes, it's scary!

As for you, though, I think you'd be Cheech. Or maybe Chong.

(haha... sorry, I couldn't resist, my lil' fatty smoking hottie!)

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Up in smoke

cheech and chong??????????????? WTF ollie LMAO .. ok i am taking back your title of Ollie from Love Story .. no way .. i thought ollie was cool ...

there is now way in hell i am accepting a title of a couple of has-been potheads of the opposite sex .. no way jose .. i mean there are many cool women who smoke pot .. hey how bout courtney love ... BUT no it is too late .. you already said cheech and chong ..

soo there is an update please:

Oliver Clozoff ... Ollie from Laurel and Hardy (in my opinion anyway)

i also want to change:

Miss Creamy ....... The Good Witch of the South

and also add please:

Gil .......... Winnie the Pooh "oh shit oh dear" lmao


and as for Guest Beaker .. what connection, Chef? please tell all darling ...

 

[CreamyLady]

Strawberry Shortcake . . . I liked her. I liked her friend, Raspberry Tart, too.

 

[*Eve*]

I guess, I'm just the troll under the bridge.

 

[Gingersnap]

Eve come on over and we can hang together. I was wondering if you could dye my hair that cool raspberry color? I think you are way cool sweetie.

Eve-- Funny in a quiet way with beautiful eyes and a soul to
match. While others run their mouths Eve is the voice
of kind and gentle reason.

 

[CreamyLady]

Re: Up in smoke

i also want to change:

Miss Creamy ....... The Good Witch of the South

I can't be a good witch, Miss Thorne. I still have to turn Thumper into toast. I'm the Wicked Witch of the West!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Adam's Rib

Eve ..... Eve *first woman on earth*
Angie and Xander .. Dharma and Greg
Ginger and Rog .... Dylan and Kelly *Beverly Hills 90210*
Laurel and Manu ... Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip
Wizard ............ The Wizard of Oz or in the Michael Jackson version The Wiz
Patryn ............. It's Pat *Saturday Night Live* (and you thought you didn't make any lists silly girl! lol)
Siren .............. Pat Benatar *Hit me with your best shot*
Creamy Lady ........ back to Strawberry Shortcake lol
Jade .............. "Green-eyed lady, Ocean lady *Sugarloaf*

 

[Dreamer1]

Deborah-- Annie Oakley standing on a galloping horse and
shooting the nose hair out of Flagg with a lit
match while singing "I got Spurs".


Laurel-- World famous tortise/turtle handler of the world.
Able to evoke the famed singing chortle of the male
species and answer email without missing a note.

Dreamer-- Strong muscularly with a wicked smile and a nice
guy manner. A simmering pot of volcanic sex appeal
and wicked thoughts.

Roger-- Man from pluto and famed sexual athlete. Psuedopods
of desire and lust rippling amidst the sounds of
heated jazz. Lights both rose and erie green
climaxing in the summer skies. Laughter in his heart
and love in his beautiful eyes. Talented writer of
tales and nailing maidens.

DCL-- Rapier wit that leaves laughter on lips everywhere.
Able to push the heaviest of topics into the absurd.

Lovely Latino-- Beautiful of face and spirit. A dancing puff
of intelligence and golden laughter. A
flirting smile and physical grace wherever
she dances.

Lasher-- Biting humour and well read observations that
disguise a honest loving heart. Born to argue and
debate, invirgorating and orginal.

Manu-- Lord of the Keyboards. Consort of the Madam. Wizard
of programs and maker of magic lands where all are
heard and all are grateful.

I could continue but I never let it be said I hogged the board!!!!

Snappy, I don't know whether to thank you or spank you!
Damn wicked thoughts!

 

[Nicole]

Okay now I know that at times I find it hard to understand some of you, like on this ocassion.

Isabella can I ask what you mean by me being Alice in Wonderland???

Is that good or bad???

I'm really really confused by this thread and I hope I'm not the only one.

Anyway to the ones that have participated have fun and enjoy

 

[Jade]

Snappy, I don't know whether to thank you or spank you!
Damn wicked thoughts!

You can spank ME if you want..... (bends over expectantly)

 

[Hecate]

Once we get to the point of collecting taxes ...

.. and "taking care" of late payers let me know *g*

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Master Beaker and Da chef

Miss Nikki .. pleased don't be confused luv ..

of course Alice in Wonderland is good .. it just came to mind cause of what happened yesterday .. you are this sweet kind beautiful girl who goes through the looking glass and finds herself amongst deviants (lol now i know what you are thinking .. that you yourself are deviant .. yea i know).. some of whom are awfully rude lol ..

oh Chef dear .. i found something for you luv ..

Swedish Chef Song

Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!

 

[CreamyLady]

Okay . . . I'm Strawberry Shortcake. I can live with that. Lots of whipped cream . . .

I still need to turn Thumper into toast, but maybe I can do that in my E-Z Bake Oven.

 

[April]

I must be extremely dense because I still don't get the connection between Beaker and Svedish Chef.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Pssssst, April!

They were both on the muppets.

 

[Handy-Andy]

Both are characters from you guessed it the muppets

 

[April]

Oh. Is that all? I knew that, but I thought there was something else. Thanks you guys.