Subjects of the kingdom of lit

[Dreamer1]

Snappy, I don't know whether to thank you or spank you!
Damn wicked thoughts!

You can spank ME if you want..... (bends over expectantly)

Jade, that image is very unsettling, in a very, very good way! I always get the great offers when I am gone!

 

[teresafannin]

hello

Hello, I just got in from a 10 hour day & I want to escape to Never Land & be Tinkerbell. She was always one of my favorite characters because she is little, blonde & a brat; some would say she resembels me. She basically has a good heart, though & would never do anyone real harm & I like to think that I am the same way.

 

[Nicole]

Re: Master Beaker and Da chef

Miss Nikki .. pleased don't be confused luv ..

of course Alice in Wonderland is good .. it just came to mind cause of what happened yesterday .. you are this sweet kind beautiful girl who goes through the looking glass and finds herself amongst deviants (lol now i know what you are thinking .. that you yourself are deviant .. yea i know).. some of whom are awfully rude lol ..

Isabella for someone that I have never once spoken privately with ... You know me don't you?.

That's scary you know

 

[Guest]

Howlin' Wolf...

Oh, Gingah, my lusty lupine lover - you're the poet laureat of my debauched little kingdom.

 

[Gingersnap]

To the one who howls at the moon...I knew you loved me for my mind<snorts of laughter>

 

[Jade]

Jade, that image is very unsettling, in a very, very good way! I always get the great offers when I am gone!

Dreamer....

OH honey, that wasn't just an offer...

 

[Dreamer1]

Jade honey, where are you when I need you(for hugs or spanks)?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Urgent Memo for Ms. Drew

Oh. Is that all? I knew that, but I thought there was something else. Thanks you guys.

URGENT MEMO
TO: Ms. Nancy Drew aka Pamela Sue Martin
FM: Ms. Isabella Thorne
RE: The Mystery of the Guest Beaker in the Attic

Ooh Nancy dear .. I see you are interrogating the witnesses and hot on the trail of the secret identity of the Beaker .. have you uncovered any more clues dear?

I received an urgent phone call today from the Shawn Cassidy Hardy Boy ... he too is hot (and i mean hot hot hot lmao) on the trail and wants me to pass along the "Boys" encouragement.

he also asked me the share the following clue with you: The post by Budokan on Bleaker's Muppets thread said that he spent too many years in college to be anyone else BUT Beaker .. ah ha suspicious, no?

and of course i must point out the obvious suspect .. Da chef ..

Thank you for your constant sleuthing, Ms. Drew. May the force always be with you and the Hardy Boys.

luv,
isabella xx
Minister for Tarty Foreign Affairs


[Edited by Isabella Thorne on 08-06-2000 at 01:41 PM]

 

[Gil]

Winnie the Pooh? ...suits me too!

I am Huggable and can't remember how many times I've gotten stuck while lickin' out the ol' honey pot!

Damn, can't believe I made a 'list', thanks Izzy...I think.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Winnie the Pooh? ...suits me too!

I am Huggable and can't remember how many times I've gotten stuck while lickin' out the ol' honey pot!

Damn, can't believe I made a 'list', thanks Izzy...I think.

you are welcome dear Gil .. Winnie is good .. Winnie is damn good .. my honey pot and i have always been a huge fan of Pooh Bear .. it's just when you say "oh dear .. oh shit" in your posts .. it reminds me of "a naughty" Pooh talking .. don't you think? <HUGS>

 

[Gil]

Oh dear me, I wonder...shall I visit Christopher Robin or poor, sad, ol' Eyeore today?

<Hears wild braying and multiple "Woo Hoo"s coming from the far side of the hill>

Oh, I hope Tigger isn't abusing Eyeore again!

<rushing off> Oh shit, oh dear!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Quotes to Ponder

Sometimes, when you are a Bear of Very Little Brain,
and you Think of Things, you find sometimes
that a Thing which seemed very Thingish
inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open
and has other people looking at it.
~Winnie-the-Pooh~


"One can't complain. I have my friends.
Someone spoke to me only yesterday."
~Eeyore~

 

[Gil]

Yup...describes me to a T...'Bear of very little brains'.

Come to think of it...Eeyore sounds a bit like me too!

Oh shit, oh dear!

 

[April]

Re: Quotes to Ponder

"One can't complain. I have my friends.
Someone spoke to me only yesterday."
~Eeyore~

Yes, sadly, that sounds a lot like me. Oh well.

 

[Gil]

Oh and Izzy,

When I get through apologizing...there was no abuse...it was a simple game of pin the tail on the donkey...NO...I mean soccer, they were playing soccer...

Anyway, sorry...really sorry...now will you help me pull your subtle rejoinder out of my back? ...I can't reach it and it's becoming quite painful...

Puhleese?

 

[Expertise]

Morto

Porthos is one of the Three Musketeers. Hes the one with the great fondness for strong drink and the pleasures in life. "Now light that Matherfacker up".

 

[Expertise]

Dear Laurel

I appologize. As I mentioned in another thread (too lazy to cut and paste right now) it was not sexism that caused your ommission. It was my inadequacy and forgetfullness that caused it. You certainly deserved to be on it but I wanted a fitting and significant charachter for you and at the time I couldn't come up with one. Belatedly I have.

Laurel- Cahterine the Great Empress of all the Russias
(Stay outta' the stables, we'd like to have you around for a while yet)

Again my appologies.

Expertise

 

[Mortto56]

Thanks I feel better now!...For a minute there,I thought I had the coouties or something.....still looking around for something to fall out of the sky.

 

[Never]

Hmmm. I'm not in anyone's list. Looks Like I have to make my own way in the Kingdom of Lit.

Never: Court Fool and Official Unicorn Summoner (Ahem).

~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*It's off to Never-Neverland*

 

[SimplySouthern]

Never

Alright...this is it.

I am again going to attempt to flirt with you..and if I get no positive response, that's it. This is your last and final flirt.

*ahem*

Never ~ You can be the official Lit Sex Goddess. Of course you actually have to "earn" the title

 

[Never]

To paraphrase the Bard (it was the Bard wasn't it? ) 'Oh shit. Oh dear.'
I had hoped you wouldn't notice my inattentiveness to your flirtations. Truth be told (and you'll think me a corndog for this response, at least that's how I feel) I didn't know quite how to respond.
Not that I wasn't flattered but you're a bit.. intimidating. Not forbidding or anything but a bit.. daunting. I mean you, flirting with me, wow, what an honor.
Er, um.
Well, I don't think I'm quite experienced enough to carry that mantle.. hmm, perhaps you could suggest a remedy?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*The perquisite shy wink*

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Oh shit oh dear! (sorry Gil)

 

[Gil]

Sokay Chef, catchy li'l tune ain't it?

"immortal words of 'the Bard'?"

Soft, such words...as your lips might be...

...my pen the same; I have to pee...

 

[Never]

Hmmm. What can I say? Gil has the gift.

 

[SimplySouthern]

LMAO...me intimidating.

I'll have to think about that.

OK OK ... I'll be good. No more intimidation