Brandnewbuddy
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Been a while since I pitched a succubus idea.
Super short explanation: you hear a knock on your door and a gorgeous woman is there holding some literature. You’re about to ask her to leave but then in a voice that makes every part of you shiver she makes her pitch for the church of Lilith.
We get a lot of Mormons out where I live and I just would find it funny if a succubus just walked right up and started preaching to you.
Like: “I see you’re divorced. You know who also had a messy breakup? Mother Lillith did when she was told she couldn’t see her husband because he couldn’t walk right after she topped him too much. Grandma died? Well come with us and we’ll take you to a makeout point that overlooks where she’s staying. Don’t worry about your soul, we’re just giving it a spit shine. We’re also guaranteed to be the most inclusive church you’ll ever be in as we want everyone to be inside of us and for us-our message, to be inside of everyone”
Super short explanation: you hear a knock on your door and a gorgeous woman is there holding some literature. You’re about to ask her to leave but then in a voice that makes every part of you shiver she makes her pitch for the church of Lilith.
We get a lot of Mormons out where I live and I just would find it funny if a succubus just walked right up and started preaching to you.
Like: “I see you’re divorced. You know who also had a messy breakup? Mother Lillith did when she was told she couldn’t see her husband because he couldn’t walk right after she topped him too much. Grandma died? Well come with us and we’ll take you to a makeout point that overlooks where she’s staying. Don’t worry about your soul, we’re just giving it a spit shine. We’re also guaranteed to be the most inclusive church you’ll ever be in as we want everyone to be inside of us and for us-our message, to be inside of everyone”
