Sunday Special

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which gender would the three accident victims be?

A dad, his college aged daughter, (mom’s off on a business trip, maybe?) for one car. Dad’s ‘politely’ arguing his case with the responding cop(s) - cuz that always ends well. A single lady from down the street known for her loud parties & two-tiered morality - she’s right, everyone disagreeing *must* be wrong. Third car was a junker, just barely kept working but essential for the driver who’s panicing she won’t be able to make the rent now the car’s broke.

 

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A dad, his college aged daughter, (mom’s off on a business trip, maybe?) for one car. Dad’s ‘politely’ arguing his case with the responding cop(s) - cuz that always ends well. A single lady from down the street known for her loud parties & two-tiered morality - she’s right, everyone disagreeing *must* be wrong. Third car was a junker, just barely kept working but essential for the driver who’s panicing she won’t be able to make the rent now the car’s broke.

my original idea was the three in the back of the cop car are nix and match strangers? Maybe one stranger with two ex-spouses or ex-lovers? The drivers of the cars become irrelevant, until the arrive to post bail, only to find an orgy.

 

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That’d work too. Was thinking daddy there would eventually get peeled off for disorderly in a separate vehicle giving plenty of time for the three to interact, but three halves of relationships stressed about their partners could have some fun-to-see but hard-to-feel sparks flying.

Unless the place is tiny I’d ass-u-me’d that once they get outta the back seat they’d be in a gender-segregated hold until processed. Given external events - many other accidents ongoing perhaps - they might have a long wait, longer than expected.

 

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That’d work too. Was thinking daddy there would eventually get peeled off for disorderly in a separate vehicle giving plenty of time for the three to interact, but three halves of relationships stressed about their partners could have some fun-to-see but hard-to-feel sparks flying.

Unless the place is tiny I’d ass-u-me’d that once they get outta the back seat they’d be in a gender-segregated hold until processed. Given external events - many other accidents ongoing perhaps - they might have a long wait, longer than expected.

I thought they might be held together until processed... which might take a while if the thrust is that the cops abuse them. I see that as the possible sequel though. Chapter one could just be them hooking up in the cramped back seat while the cops are busy.

 

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Not particularly church related...this Sunday, I am having a brain MRI. I guess they need to test the machine to see if it can penetrate rock (I thought that was better than "to see if Hugs has a brain").

am I puzzling over how this becomes Lit story just to distract my nerves? I doubt that- rather looking forward to the experience, if not necessarily the results. so what is the story?

Until then, just call me Scarecrow.

 

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Best of luck, and whatever the scan's for, may it pass without notice or fanfare. Myself I prefer to just say 'knock on vacuum' before bonking my own noggin!

 

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Best of luck, and whatever the scan's for, may it pass without notice or fanfare. Myself I prefer to just say 'knock on vacuum' before bonking my own noggin!

I'm more a "slap my forehead" type guy. You think maybe I knocked something loose?
But we best get back to story ideas...

 

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the new student minister discovers the lust of the older choir ladies...

 

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the new student minister discovers the lust of the older choir ladies...

Gotta warm everything up to hit those high notes...

 

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Gotta warm everything up to hit those high notes...

and I hear sperm is a great treatment for aging vocal chords

 

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My goodness, I missed a Sunday. What a sinful admission.
What about a church where if yo miss without good reason, you get spanked in full view of the congregation?

 

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The guest minister is a hunk... all the women in the congregation (and a few men?) try to seduce him at the coffee time after the service.

 

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Having missed Christmas Day Sunday, does the congregation return in earnest New Years Day, or is it just the hard core again?

How hard do the hard core like it?

 

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Having missed Christmas Day Sunday, does the congregation return in earnest New Years Day, or is it just the hard core again?

How hard do the hard core like it?

What if one family’s new year resolution is to return to their religion, only to find changes - are these differences improvements or corruptions? Or both? And how does the family adapt?

 

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What if one family’s new year resolution is to return to their religion, only to find changes - are these differences improvements or corruptions? Or both? And how does the family adapt?

they were puzzled momentarily by the new signs saying "please leave all clothing in the cloakroom" until they saw their neighbours stripping nude...

 

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they were puzzled momentarily by the new signs saying "please leave all clothing in the cloakroom" until they saw their neighbours stripping nude...

Body of Christ indeed!

Hrmm… ‘Christ’ derives from ‘annointed’… sounds perfect for some holy oily shenanigans! Clothes off to prevent staining, ‘course, gotta be practical after all. Perhaps the whole congregation drenches - er, anoints - the pastor, who in turm amnoimts the congregation. It’d be one looong service in a mega church!

 

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Today is epiphany

The day Christ's birth is celebrated in the "Eastern Orthodox" catholic churches.
But the real question is why the word "epiphany" makes me think of watersports...

 

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Sunday after church. Jazz band arrives for their concert in the church that evening. The minister's college aged daughter is delegated to unlock for them and lock after they are done. The band invites her to watch them do the sound check. she experiences odd feelings for both the suave French bassist and the female violinist. Leading to a threesome in the choir loft of the empty church.

 

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Sunday after church. Jazz band arrives for their concert in the church that evening. The minister's college aged daughter is delegated to unlock for them and lock after they are done. The band invites her to watch them do the sound check. she experiences odd feelings for both the suave French bassist and the female violinist. Leading to a threesome in the choir loft of the empty church.

the next week, the musicians appear with a Chamber Orchestra. Orgy anybody?

 

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coldest Sunday of the year, and one of two boilers goes out at the church. Without warning, a large congregation attends. When leaving coats on is not enough, the pastor suggests they all huddle together to share body heat...

 

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the congregation is tired of MC snoring in church.
they try a cork in his mouth. No help.
they try loosening his collar. He snores on.
Undoing more buttons just makes it louder.
Finally they undo his belt. His zipper splits and the biggest cock any of the ladies has ever seen pops loose.
How long does it take for one to suggest that maybe a bj would silence him?
How do they decide who goes first?

 

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the congregation is tired of MC snoring in church.
they try a cork in his mouth. No help.
they try loosening his collar. He snores on.
Undoing more buttons just makes it louder.
Finally they undo his belt. His zipper splits and the biggest cock any of the ladies has ever seen pops loose.
How long does it take for one to suggest that maybe a bj would silence him?
How do they decide who goes first?

does it cure his snoring?

 

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"Why did they fire the minister?"
"Haven't you noticed all the pregnancies suddenly since he arrived?"

 

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"Why did they fire the minister?"
"Haven't you noticed all the pregnancies suddenly since he arrived?"

and with him fired, they bring a couple of ministers out of retirement to fill in... to the pleasure of some of the congregation's mature women. Question: do they introduce their daughters & granddaughters to the magic that is experience?

 

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and with him fired, they bring a couple of ministers out of retirement to fill in... to the pleasure of some of the congregation's mature women. Question: do they introduce their daughters & granddaughters to the magic that is experience?

but what of he lost his magic?