Sunday Special

Say, a guy is in another city/state/country/planet/parallel world for business or conference or something and got some unplanned free time and wander to this super posh old church and wonder on the artworks that appear a bit too suggestive for a place of worship as he's used to it. And clearly, there's people arriving and congregating for a mass. He may be not too religious or even complete non-believer, but perhaps exactly because decide it's an interesting experience to spend time on, and maybe his life been a bit too interesting lately and he decides hearing someone say some spiritual nonsense may randomly hit on hiccups of his own thinking and be of incidental value.

Last but not least, there's that girl. She's like highlighted for him out of the crowd. Pretty beyond words no doubt, but seemingly not that special, very demure, even bit shyly, although it's hard to say, maybe it's just the setting. And he's feeling guilty about mixing priorities, but can't stop himself by following her and taking a seat a row behind and few seats to the side so he could keep secretly watching her profile. He's really not looking for a relationship, it's like all wants, an indulgent fantasy. It doesn't stay all that secret, she's noticing, and seems not to mind, even more, is throwing eyes and fluttering eyelashes back.

Then the weirdness starts. The minister takes some girl forward and starts fucking her on the altar, and those six monks with exposed large erect penises walk out and select mates, and our flirt turns around and lock eyes, very clearly demanding acknowledgement our guy is into her without words. And indeed, the people in the pews start to get all very active and the minister says some words, and he stands up and reach for her and lifts her over the row of seats, now almost literally already out of hands of several other grabby suitors, and they strip hungrily and fuck right away.

And she's like, "just don't pass me on, please." Indeed, it's some serious all on all group sex going on all around. But they remain tight, and after a while stand up joining some kind of procession, end up at the altar and get married, apparently, right there, right away, still naked, no questions asked.

So yeah, to recap, a guy wandered off the street, walked in on a sex cult mass and got married to a strange girl, all inside a bit extended lunch break. But that's where the real story is only bound to start, isn't it? Like, how he's going to explain this sudden acquisition to his two ongoing girlfriends? And she's may be saying her body and the little backpack is all there is, and she's as a dutiful wife is ready to follow him anywhere and in anything, but she's clearly got some weird background, right?
 
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better yet- how does he explain it to the wife back home?
 
then one Sunday, no one shows up because a strange kissing transmitted virus sweeps through the congregation
 
How bout this real-life treat that sometimes blesses me on Sunday morning? Two selfies texted to me. One of my tall blonde lover dressed for church, showing me her outfit in her full length mirror. Never super chuch fancy but always pretty and youthfully stylish, sometimes with shoes that might be a bit much for church, sometimes with stockings, sometimes a ponytail and conservative girl nextdoor look. Always makeup and a big smile. Followed by a selfie she took before fully dressed, showing me the bra and undies she chose that day - almost always pretty things, lace or satin, floral prints, animal prints, bright colors, skimpy. She knows some married men check her out as she enters. She then covers in a choir robe and sings. I love knowing everything she is wearing and that others are distracted from holy thoughts seeing her in the choir!
 
How bout this real-life treat that sometimes blesses me on Sunday morning? Two selfies texted to me. One of my tall blonde lover dressed for church, showing me her outfit in her full length mirror. Never super chuch fancy but always pretty and youthfully stylish, sometimes with shoes that might be a bit much for church, sometimes with stockings, sometimes a ponytail and conservative girl nextdoor look. Always makeup and a big smile. Followed by a selfie she took before fully dressed, showing me the bra and undies she chose that day - almost always pretty things, lace or satin, floral prints, animal prints, bright colors, skimpy. She knows some married men check her out as she enters. She then covers in a choir robe and sings. I love knowing everything she is wearing and that others are distracted from holy thoughts seeing her in the choir!
That sounds like fun!
 
"Easy like Sunday morning." What could be better than lounging around in your pajamas (or naked) with your lover, drinking coffee, snacking on pastries, and having slow, relaxed, endless sex?
And, "making banana pancakes..."
 
Happy Easter...

what if the eggs are dosed with an aphrodisiac (that works on adults only of course).
 
Young 20 year old joins a new church and begins to go through confirmation. His/her sponsor is an attractive older man/woman. There's lots of memorization and study to accomplish but they just can't keep their hands off one another. Anywhere.
 
Young 20 year old joins a new church and begins to go through confirmation. His/her sponsor is an attractive older man/woman. There's lots of memorization and study to accomplish but they just can't keep their hands off one another. Anywhere.
and once the elder strips the confirmation candidate during the ceremony, a church wide orgy breaks out?
 
and once the elder strips the confirmation candidate during the ceremony, a church wide orgy breaks out?

Why the hell not? A little aphrodisiac in the sacramental wine? This is erotic fiction. Plausibility is right out. :LOL:
 
~ the sacramental wine is spiked with an aphrodisiac?

Miscellaneous 18 year/olds sneak in to drink more than just the normal chris sacrament amount and jokes on them another group of mischievous teens spiked it with the aphrodisiac. Or maybe the Father is in on it.
 
Am I the only one who's just not into the whole 18 year old thing?
Im sure everyone can say that about something.

Really I’m just throwing out there “younger members of the congregation do some drinking” take it or leave it, we all have our own things.
 
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Happy Easter...

what if the eggs are dosed with an aphrodisiac (that works on adults only of course).
Or the kids get chocolate, but the coffee is spiked with aphrodisiacs. The event’s at the school playground, and the locker rooms are conveniently unlocked, but someone spread the news that the wrestling gym was also unlocked. Of course, they don’t mention the cameras..
 
Or the kids get chocolate, but the coffee is spiked with aphrodisiacs. The event’s at the school playground, and the locker rooms are conveniently unlocked, but someone spread the news that the wrestling gym was also unlocked. Of course, they don’t mention the cameras..
this thread is for church themed or related activities, not school. But the church might well have gym mats for nap time in the nursery
 
The pastor hates writing five sermons a month, so he hosts an orgy instead.

yeah, weak I know
 
"we've missed you at church"

fun and games with the sick and visiting committee?
 
This goes along with my earlier confirmation sponsor thought. And I will very likely be writing this one.
The sponsor has made her young student her sex slave. All within the expected propriety of the sponsor/student relationship and no one is the wiser. She's always wanted more action but her reputation in the church makes this a risky idea. Until her young slave mentions his three friends from their college soccer team are coming into town for his birthday.
She grins wickedly, "Bring them to me."
I haven't yet written a gang bang, and this is the perfect opportunity for that.
 
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