Superhero League!

Another one from me starring the enigmatic Slice and Dice and dat JayDen guy too

Sidhe holes, Shadow Mistres, Mind boggling collections of Spandex. HMm waking up with a 6 month gap in my memory is not exactly the best thing that ever happened to me but at least it has it's perks. I wake up with a gorgeous blond, discover that I know superheros and best of my costume is not one of those tight rubber ones or eye boggingly tight rubber. WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is when I noticed that I am living in a wet dream gone horribly wrong. Three count em three gorgeous women and the only thing on everyone else's mind is another couple.

As I stood across from Debra Gray I looked her dead in the eye and said " If do not tell me absolutely everything you know about Shifter or I will personal show you what your inards look like on the outside.

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Meanwhile in a neighby really really tall tree the two idiot assassains known as Slice and Dice (or Chip and Dale to JayDen) are sitting there discussing how to capture JayDen or that is what they are supposed to be doing


Slice: Do you think JayDen is hitting that because Cairo would

Dice: Huh

Slice: Is he hitting that? You know doin' the nasty. Bumping uglies. Doin' the horizontal spastic, probin' with the li'l alien, gettin' one's freak on, making a salami donation to the Clam Foundation.

Dice: I understand...

Slice:....................The Hunka-Chunka, Beef Banging, Takin' the purple-headed warrior to tunatown

Dice: I get it already. Geez and no he is not getting them all but I am pretty sure he and that blond chick are together.

Slice: You thinking what I'm thinking.

Dice: Uh huh

OCC: I think I am gonna like Slice and Dice hehe
 
Armist Awakes

I slowly wake with the beautiful Music Maid in my arms. How long have we been sleeping? I did not recall that the spell we used on Chrisconception had such a draining effect on me in particular. Music Maid was a different story, she would be worn after the ordeal...but myself? Something was wrong in these parts. I could feel it all around me. The Earth itself seemed to be crying for help...as if evil was all-around. I just do not understand. I must have been bewithced by someone, but who? There is no possible way that Toron, the Black Wizard, could be here...if not him, then who?

I rouse Music Maid away from her deep sleep.

"Mi lady, I believe something is afoot. We must be going. I do not feel that it is safe here...."
 
OOC: You guys can do what you want with Debra...Well, except kill her, but you get the point.

IC:
Debra took a step back from JayDen, glaring. She tried to call the shadows but nothing happened. Damn kid...

"I don't know much. We met at The Roach's place a couple of weeks ago. He's also great in bed...."

******

I struggled weakly in Renegade/Kronos grasp. My strength was only just begining to return and at the moment I wished the real Renegade were there. I needed to be held. I'd taken a lot as a villian and a hero, but this took the cake as one of her worst experiances. I bit my lip to keep from crying.
 
Renegade

OOC: Dang it RoseThorn, your posts make me feel bad for what I'm doing to Jean in my posts.;) I guess that just means your doing a good job.

IC: Seeing her like this was forcing me to try to fight Kronos even more now. My grip around her became weaker, as me and Kronos struggled for control of my body. Finaly I let her go and threw myself to the floor as I regained control of myself... for now.

Laying there, I look up at Jean and tell her in a weak voice "Just go Jean. You're safer without me in your life."

I pointed at a window that she could escape through as I grabed a pair of rusty old handcuffs from the floor and put them on one of my hands and connected the other end to an exposed pipe in the wall. Maybe this would hold me enough for now...
 
IC: Looking at Muffin in amazement, wondering exactly who or what she was, I said, "whatever you need me to do, just say it. I have no clue what you just said, assassin technology is not my strong suit." Why did I say that? Could I be close to figuring why Muffin was here? JD/Cairo told Jean's mother in no uncertain terms that he wanted to know EVERYTHING about Shifter. I could tell she wasn't too upset about the kidnapping, why did she dislike her own daughter so? As I listened to Muffin & tried to keep JD/Cairo from hurting Debra, I felt Armist trying to reach us. He & Music Maid were together, but where were they? I concentrated my thoughts on Armist, hoping he would be able to get a lock on where we were. I knew that Muffin had elvish powers, but felt that she could some help.
 
OOC: Thanks, I think ;)

IC:

"Not a chance," I say weakly, standing, I feel the ticklings of shadows. They close around me, clothing me. I reach into a shadow pocket and pull out a handcuff key and unlock the cuffs, pulling out a shiney (remember the old thread, I got a LOT)new pair she cuffed him with his hands behind his back.

"I meant it when I said I loved you." I said letting the shadows curl around me.

"Now, I'm gonna lower you out..."
 
Renegade

OOC: Trust me that was a compliment.;)

IC: She lowered me out the window towards the floor with her shadows. We were a few levels up from the ground and it was to far to jump down. I was barely able to move at this point, every ounce of my strength was being used to hold in Kronos till we got away.

Once I landed on the floor outside of the hideout, I rested and waited for Jean to get down herself. How could I have done such a terrible thing to someone that loves me? I was no better then Kronos or any of the other psychos we've fought in the past...
 
OOC: Thanks :)

IC:
When the shadows lowered me I smiled and helped Renegade up.

"We'll beat this, Renegade...I won't let him have you..."
 
Renegade

Her smile brought little relief to me at this point. Now that I had time to rest I slowly opened up a portal and told her in a low voice "This will take us back to the others. They can take care of you now."

There was only one way I knew of for me to make sure Kronos would never hurt anyone again. After Jean got back with the rest... I'll do what I have to for Kronos life to end.
 
"I'd rather YOU take care of me Renegade...Don't do anything stupid...I know we can beat this together..."

OOC: Sorry, that was short and a bit...cheezy but well...there it is....
 
Renegade

IC: I didn't say another word as we passed through the portal and end up back with the others. They seem to be talking with Jeans mom about something so I get their attention "Hey were we missed by you guys much?" They all turned and had a look of confusion at seeing us walking back like nothing.

OOC: Short but I getting off right now.

[Edited by Renegade on 10-11-2000 at 06:43 PM]
 
OOC: N/P :)

IC:
I smile softly as the others start asking questions. I wave them off and paste a smile in place, keeping a firm grip on Renegade.

"We'd kinda like to rest now..." I say.

"We'll explain later..."
 
Renegade

Jean pulls me away from the others as we make our way back to the inside of the castle. Once inside I try to pull away but her grip was not going to be broken. The shadows help her, as she takes me up the stairs and to her room.

The shadows close the door behind us and I tell her "Jean, I know you want to talk about this but I realy should get going. Shifter and Chrisconception will be on their way and you don't need me around to make things worse when they arrive."
 
"There are half a dozen super heroes out there and my security systems were just re-adjusted to fry them and containg them if necassary. We are going to talk." I knew I soundy bitchy, but damn-it, I wasn't loosing him.
 
Renegade

OOC: Yes mother...lol

IC: Giving up, I sit down on the bed with my handcuffs still on and ask "Ok, you have me at your mercy as it is so what do you want to talk about?"

Looking up at her I continue "And to tell you the truth, it wasn't Shifter and Chris that I was worried would hurt you... it was me." As it was, I was barely able to hold in Kronos at this point.
 
OOC: :p to you :) Hmmmm...Maybe you need a spanking...

IC:
"First of...I love you, don't forget that. Second, I want to help get rid of Kronos. I have more resources in both the villian and hero world then you do." I say. I take a deep breath.

"I trust you to hold Kronos, if not...Shadows, active 'Secure Room'. There, now, you can't leave, portal or otherwise and no one can get in. I'm taking this risk alone, because I love you. Now, what do we do?"
 
Renegade

OOC: Maybe I do, I've been a bad boy.;)

IC: Smiling for the first time since Kronos came back, I tell her "Jean, I know you love me. I know this now, but I don't know if you could help me. The only way to get ride of Kronos is if I fight him from the inside or force him out."

Laying down on the bed I finish "And I just don't know if I can do it."
 
OOC: *grins* Oh really? ;)

IC:
"You can..." I sigh and lay beside him.

"I know you can..." I lay against his chest, having the shadows release his hands so he can hold me.
 
OOC: Feeling like a fifth wheel on a ricksha here...

IC: They made it back safely. We all sighed with relief.

"Abort uplink satcom 3." I said. "Maintain uplink satcom 6. Initiate global scan for Shifter and Chrisconception."

No one seemed to be paying much attention to me. Good.

"Lock acheived. Monitor, maintain lock. Report at 15 minute intervals. Set perimeter 15 meters from outer wall of this building. Set perimeter on Shadowess and Music Maid, 25 meters. Shifter and Chrisconception guard engage." I added conversationally, looking my nails over. It was a pain in the ass to do this outloud, but mentally was sometimes too hard to do.
 
JayDen wit a lil Horsemen at the end

Is it or is no one noticing that the Muffin girl (See told ya hero names are hokey) is packing a lot of O technology. See even I am mad I can see things that many people are not observing such as Muffster issuing a global scan for Chiscontraption and Shitter er Shifter.

From there I focused my attention back on Shady Mistress. I look her directly in the eyes and say "If you think using your powers to attach me is gonna work. Well Guess again bitch, because as we speak you are becoming weakened. Why? Because I am draining you and adding your power to me. So do me a favor and let me show you how much of a kid I am, or you can tell me everything about Shifter and don't give me that shit about we just met because no one brings dangerous criminal home to meet the kids. There is more and you are not telling. So please give me a reason to deep fry your ass with your own powers." Suddenly before she could answer he own shadow pulled her arms behind her back.

Before I could do more damage Windsong grabbed my arm and asked me to calm down. Dammit she knew I can't say no to her. As I began to power down a lil I maintained the shadow's hold on Mistress. Ironically that would be when Renegade and Shadow chick showed back up. Releasing my hold over he powers. Tried to get the subject off of me. After all manhandling your hostess' mother is not exactly the best way to score brownie points.

Looking over at Muffy I walk over there and ask so low that only the two of us can hear" Muffster I know what you are doing. So tell me how are your global scans going. After all memory or what little memory serves me well. You are using technology reminscent of the break throughs at STARR Labs (old continuity) "

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Meanwhile at Horsemen HQ in a remote island in the Carribbean

The Wall: Sir we have a power spike. Looks like our boy JayDen is beginning to tap into our lil secret do you think he knows the true nature of his power.

Man In The Shadow: Of course not Coleman his memory of the last 6 months has been thoroughly taken care of. Have Slice and Dice maintain a careful eye on him.


OCC: See Muffy I didn't forget ya

[Edited by Phoenix on 10-12-2000 at 01:44 AM]
 
Renegade

OOC: Sorry if it seems that we're ignoring you guys. We just move faster sometimes.:)

IC: I hold her tightly to me as her head rests against my chest. I kiss her on the forehead as my fingers work through her hair. "God Jean" I tell her softly "how did an idiot like me ever end up with such a wonderful woman like you?"

My arms hold her tighter to me as I rest my head next to hers. She smelled nice that night. I think of what Kronos made me do to her and fight back a tear. This was our moment to put those things behind us and rest.
 
OOC: Lol, thanks for not forgetting me

IC: I looked at the guy, Jay-den suspiciously. "How do you know about STARR?" I demand flatly. Satcom 6 gives me a report. I look up at the others and hollar. "By the way, Chris and Shitter, I mean Shifter, are moving toward the portal. Someone should shut that thing down."

Jay-den just grinned at me. Back at the Agency's Kennels they were going through databases, looking for intel on Jay-den. He wasn't one of ours, so he must belong to someone, who, is the question.
 
IC: Wind Song stood with JD/Cairo & Muffin, wishing she had gone to the same super hero school as the others. She was glad that Renegade & Shadowess were back & knew that the others would follow. Deciding that discretion was the better part of valor, she called the mists to surround the castle. It would only be a temporary fix, but every little bit should help. As JD/Muffin talked quietly, Wind Song noticed Debra trying to leave the scene of the crime. "Not so fast, sister, if you want to keep that pretty head on your shoulders, you had better start talking. I am tired & in no mood to mess with you. I can only keep JD/Cairo from killing you as long I feel like it & my feeling for you is that you are a waste of skin & space."
 
JayDen-------Kiss of Mint errr Death

As Muffster asked me how did I know about STARR labs I began to supress my laughter. If she thinks that anybody is gonna pick up my trail they are dead wrong hell I do not even know about the past 6 months of my life but before that I made sure I covered my tracks so well it would take a time traveller and an oracle to get a clue about my past life.

However just when I was in a good mood I noticed Shadow Mistress giving Windsong a hard time. I left Muffy walked over to 'Song wrapped my arms around her waist a whispered " let me handle her." Before she could answer I began siphon Debra's power and began using her own shadows to restrain her. Ya know I never got the entire story about Shitter and now it was time for answers.
 
OOC: Sorry guys :( Don't mean to make you feel ignored...

IC:
"ME?" I snort.

"I'm not wonderful...I'm a former villian, a wanna be hero, and preaty lousy at it I might add..." I mutter, nuzzling into him.
 
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