Phoenix
Phoenix Franchise
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Another one from me starring the enigmatic Slice and Dice and dat JayDen guy too
Sidhe holes, Shadow Mistres, Mind boggling collections of Spandex. HMm waking up with a 6 month gap in my memory is not exactly the best thing that ever happened to me but at least it has it's perks. I wake up with a gorgeous blond, discover that I know superheros and best of my costume is not one of those tight rubber ones or eye boggingly tight rubber. WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is when I noticed that I am living in a wet dream gone horribly wrong. Three count em three gorgeous women and the only thing on everyone else's mind is another couple.
As I stood across from Debra Gray I looked her dead in the eye and said " If do not tell me absolutely everything you know about Shifter or I will personal show you what your inards look like on the outside.
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Meanwhile in a neighby really really tall tree the two idiot assassains known as Slice and Dice (or Chip and Dale to JayDen) are sitting there discussing how to capture JayDen or that is what they are supposed to be doing
Slice: Do you think JayDen is hitting that because Cairo would
Dice: Huh
Slice: Is he hitting that? You know doin' the nasty. Bumping uglies. Doin' the horizontal spastic, probin' with the li'l alien, gettin' one's freak on, making a salami donation to the Clam Foundation.
Dice: I understand...
Slice:....................The Hunka-Chunka, Beef Banging, Takin' the purple-headed warrior to tunatown
Dice: I get it already. Geez and no he is not getting them all but I am pretty sure he and that blond chick are together.
Slice: You thinking what I'm thinking.
Dice: Uh huh
OCC: I think I am gonna like Slice and Dice hehe
Sidhe holes, Shadow Mistres, Mind boggling collections of Spandex. HMm waking up with a 6 month gap in my memory is not exactly the best thing that ever happened to me but at least it has it's perks. I wake up with a gorgeous blond, discover that I know superheros and best of my costume is not one of those tight rubber ones or eye boggingly tight rubber. WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is when I noticed that I am living in a wet dream gone horribly wrong. Three count em three gorgeous women and the only thing on everyone else's mind is another couple.
As I stood across from Debra Gray I looked her dead in the eye and said " If do not tell me absolutely everything you know about Shifter or I will personal show you what your inards look like on the outside.
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Meanwhile in a neighby really really tall tree the two idiot assassains known as Slice and Dice (or Chip and Dale to JayDen) are sitting there discussing how to capture JayDen or that is what they are supposed to be doing
Slice: Do you think JayDen is hitting that because Cairo would
Dice: Huh
Slice: Is he hitting that? You know doin' the nasty. Bumping uglies. Doin' the horizontal spastic, probin' with the li'l alien, gettin' one's freak on, making a salami donation to the Clam Foundation.
Dice: I understand...
Slice:....................The Hunka-Chunka, Beef Banging, Takin' the purple-headed warrior to tunatown
Dice: I get it already. Geez and no he is not getting them all but I am pretty sure he and that blond chick are together.
Slice: You thinking what I'm thinking.
Dice: Uh huh
OCC: I think I am gonna like Slice and Dice hehe
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