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Renegade

Looking around I could see that we were starting to draw a small audience. I could tell that Armist was happy to see me but at the same time wondering what effect this meeting might have on Music Maid.

The silence between us all was almost mad nerve wreaking as I tried to talk with them "Are you guys still upset about that whole Kronos thing? It's all history and I was just hoping maybe we could all pick up where we left off."

The three of us continued to talk as those who were watching tried to make sense out of what was going on with me and the two elves...
 
Da Cairo- Graph

As I sat across the street from the theatre on the park bench. I see the elves and guy in shades drawing a small crowd woohoo bout time something happened in this God forsaken town. I slide on my shades and press a button at the side and begin to grin. See these are not normal sunglasses no there are a new prototype Superbman special with the extra X-Ray vision scope so now not only do I get a better view of the arguement but I also get to see the girl nekkid WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO and WHOA MOMA!!!!!
After my quick peep show (Note to self: Wish for glasses in real life lol), I look across the street at the theif who got his ass handed to him by the woman who my watch detected was a precog. Looking at the pitiful robber I think to myself I should help my fellow thief, buuuuuuutttt I have no patience for rookies so while no one was looking I subtly pantsed him in front of the bus stop right as the 112 pulled up haha that should give a few passangers something to talk about.
 
OOC: Hey Phoenix, hand me a pair of those special X-Ray shades when you get them! LOL
 
Shadowess

As the group I'm watching stops and starts to draw a croud, I have the shadows lower me to the ground. I quietly make my way through though the crowd, stopping when I'm on the inside, there if Renegade needs me.
 
Curioser and curioser, a crowd has formed around the special trio. Another, I hadn't even picked her up, detached herself from the shadows of a building and pushed her way to stand behind the non-elf man.

Slinking through the crowd, I moved to stand at the verge of the ring, to see these people. The human was putting of echoes of sorrow, remorse, anger, and a tinge of fear, something that was foreign to him completely. One of the sidhe (pronounced shee), umm, elves, was looking at the guy, not saying anything, an attitude of expectant waiting, waiting for the quivering female sidhe to make up her mind.

The shadowed woman, compassion and worry radiating from her, stood behind the man, also waiting. They all knew each other.

I flicked on the precog, and picked up nothing. Weird. It was a black as my past. I waited as well, to see what would happen and where I fit into it all. I decided that if anything did happen, I would fall into a protective stance, of the murmuring civilian crowd surrounding us.

The lady from the shadows looked at me, and flashed a quick smile, before returning her attention back.
 
MusicMaid!

I crossed my arms and glared at Renegade. I growled and turned away, striding off into the night to talk to my older sister.

She was a teacher at the local elemtentary school, but before I got inside, I stepped on a very familiar looking patch of black grass...

(KillerMuffin...MusicMiad had no idea who Renegade's new girlfriend is, and doesn't care. First windsong, and now this...)

[Edited by Shila on 09-27-2000 at 04:22 PM]
 
Shadowess

Shadowess flinched as Music Maid stalked off, walking forward to stand beside Renegade.

"Renegade, you ok?" she asked hesitantly.
 
OOC: Ok Shila

IC: The crowd is disappointed that there isn't going to be a fight. I'm not. I disperse with it, moving to stand with my back to the brick building, to wait and see whats going to happen next.

The hacker is scoping the crowd again. I triangulate his exact position on a park bench. He was checking out the female sidhe with a great deal of sexual appreciation. Now that she was gone, he was looking at me. I felt suddenly very naked.

I looked at him directly, checking him out more solidly, getting a nice little lock on him. He scanned the crowd again, checked the crowd, zooming in on a redhead across the street. X-Ray glasses. I laughed out loud.
 
Cairo's world

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO boy whatever inspired me to create the genuine 110% X Ray specs and make them look sort of like everyday Gucci shades. Whatever it is I have got to get that inspiration back. Hey I am inspired again. I got it a new idea yes this is the greatest one yet this is the Taj Mahal of ideas the Howard Stern of ideas the Austin Powers of ideas. I am a genius because I am gonna create voice operated sex toys VOST.

WOOHOO I am brilliant man. I am gonna make trillions. Better yet why make trillions when I could make billions. MUWhhahahahhaha.

Wait a minute, hold the phone and stop the freaking presses a trillion is more than a billion. Woops! Oh well either way I get paid and laid. Damn I am a God. Oh yeah.


Woooohooooo the elf girl wit the dark pubes just slapped that guy. Whew it is a good thing I refused to look directly at the guy I forgot both men and women appear nekkid in these things. Ah the joy of voyerism haha
 
Armist

"Aye, my old ally," I say to Renegade, "Females are strange creatures indeed...and it does not appear to be different if we should examne different races and species."

Renegade can only look down and sigh.

"Worry not, friend," I say to him reassuringly, "I am sure she will come around sooner or later. I will go check on her condition. Farewell, sir and mi lady." I bow at Shadowess before quickly walking to catch up with Music Maid.
 
The Perfect Storm- MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wepa!!!!!!!!!!! Aisya is back thanks J for holding my spot but once again his partner in rhyme, his better half and also the one of the group who looks best in a thong (even though J says he has been working out lol) meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK I am tired of being original so I am


Storm
Real Name: UH HHHHHHHH Oh here it is Ororo Munroe
Apperance: Looks sort of like Halle Berry in a bad wig ( LOL)
Attire: Look it is freaking Storm from the X-Men movie if you don't know who that is turn off your computer go to the top floor of whatever building or house you live in and personally learn how to fly without a plane.

IC:

As I walk through the street of uh whatever name this suburban town is name, I look around I know I have an appointment with a Aries Simon aka Cairo about some information about the whereabout of a old associate of mine named JayDen.

Wait I see Simon sitting on a park bench like he said he would, but then some dark haired woman with elf ears bumps into me and does not say excuse me. I think to myself I really want to send a lightning bolt at her ass for that but I have to resist becuase it is not safe for me to use my powers in broad daylight. Damn X continuity.
 
Renegade

OOC: Actualy Shadowess and my guy arent together(at least no yet;))and are just living together since he doesnt have a place to live. And that WindSong thing was just a HUGE misunderstanding. She was just giving him a lift... no not THAT type of a lift! lol ;)

IC: It takes a moment for everything to sink in but once it does I get a sick feeling to my stomach. Kronos was dead but the things he made me do to everyone was probably going to haunt me for many years to come.

Turning to Shadowess I tell her "I'll be ok considering that the one person I ever cared for just stepped on my heart. I need to talk to her..." Without another word I head off after Music Maid with Shadowess by my side.

When I found her standing on the grass that Chrisconception had died on I thought of the weird coincidences since it was because of him that me and MusicMaid had become involved in the first place.

Slowly I walk up to her and gently put my hand on her shoulder and simply ask "So is this how it ends? Is there no chance for the two of us to start over with our relationship?" I await her answer...

OOC: Hey Guilty, if you dont have enough time to post as Chrisconception then how about we co-write him in the thread? That way whenever you dont have time to post for him I can fill in? Or just let me write for him? Either way I would like for Chrisconception to be apart of the new story as I feel he was the best villian we've had so far.
 
Shadowess

I sigh at his answer and follow him as he heads after Music Maid. I'll give him one thing, he's determined.

OOC: Ummmm...Yes, that was short, but what else is there to say?:)
 
Well that was interesting. I feel like I just watched a movie, so I forgo the theatre. Instead, I go sit down next to this black patch of grass in the park and pull out a nice big bag of grapes from my tote bag and start eating.

Mentally, I sidle up to the guy with the XRays and watch whats going through his eyes and thoughts. Oh, now this is entertainment. Heeheee. I love the mental dialog he has running through his brain while he scopes out the various women. Boy does he like the elf chick.

Can I have a grape?

"Sure." I said in reponse to a feeling coming from next to me. I'm too busy being entertained to notice how odd it might be for a patch of grass to request a grape, let alone eat the ones I pick for it.

Whatcha doing?

"The guy on the bench over there has XRay glasses, he's doing the standard boy thing. Peepshow time."

My name is Chris.

"Muffin." I say, giving the grass some more grapes.

Pleased to meet you Muffin.

"Likewise Chris." I eat a grape, still giggling about whats going through this guys brain. Okay, so its completely unethical to hack into someone's brain for entertainment purposes, but hey, I wasn't always ethical.

What else is going on out there? I have a bad view from here.

"Couple of sidhe and some superkids just had a Young and the Restless moment." I say, handing the grass some more grapes. Suddenly, it occurs to me what I'm doing, and I freeze, staring down at the grass which absorbs the grapes.

Sidhe?

"Elves, guy and some chick."

Music Maid. Would you go tell her that Chrisconception says he hasn't forgotten?

"Uh.... sure."

Thanks Muffin.

I just had a conversation with grass. Woodenly, I stood up and walked in the general direction of the elves. I just said I'd relay a message to an elf from a patch of grass. Oh gawd that was funny. I started giggling.

"Excuse me *giggle* I have a message for you." I tell the tall female elf, still chuckling. She glares down at me. "Chrisconception just asked me to tell you he hasn't forgotten. *giggle* Did you know he seems to be grass?"
 
MusicMaid

I had walked by just as the woman rose to speak with me. I halted on the blackened grass as my face turned deathly pale. I looked down at the patch of grass I stood upon, and tried to jump away, but the grass seemed to adhere to my boots. The lady walked away, still giggling, as the grass quickly grew and wrapped itself around me. It enveloped my entire body and sucked me down, into the ground...

I stood in a cavern, unable to move...

(Guilty... either have some fun with this or just leave me here... No one else knows what happened; they think I just walked off. Armist MIGHT see something if Guilty wants to just let it "slip"...

why do I do this to myself?)
 
Renegade

IC: I had arrived just in enough time to see MusicMaid get sucked into the grass. Of all the shit that had to happen this had to go on now? Standing next to where she had dissapeared I turned to the others "Ok so those anybody here have the slighest idea what the hell is going on?" I waited to see is anyone knew what was going on...

OOC: Guilty, like I said if you dont want to be in the thread full time you could let me post with Chrisconception when your not here. Kinda co-own the character.
 
OOC: Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time...

IC: I looked at the grass that just sucked the sidhe down and gaped. I did not see this one coming.

"...see what the hell happened?" A male voice asked. I looked up.

"Uh." I said diffidently. Suddenly everyone was staring at me. They were gonna think I was looney tunes if I told them the grass and I had a conversation. "Well I uh..."

Real articulate Muff.
 
IC:
Feeling refreshed after a nap, Wind Song scoped out the castle, she didn't see or hear anyone. She felt that she should go into the city, but couldn't explain why. She was drawn to the park where everything had started. Almost against her will, she changed into the mist & drifted into the park. Landing behind a stand of trees, she watched the crowd, trying figure out who everyone was. Armist, Shadowess & Renegade were standing next to a blackened circle of grass. Music Maid was nowhere in sight, but a woman unknown to Wind Song was standing next to Renegade, looking decidedly uncomfortable. Wind Song decided to make her presence known, so she stepped from behind the tree & asked if she could be of any assistance.
 
Shadowess looked at the patch of grass trying NOT to feel happy Music Maid was gone.

"Bad Shadowes..." I mutter to myself.

"Well...if it sucked her in...." I pull out a piece of rope from the shadow pocket and tie it around my waist as penance for my earlier thought, besides it's my rope. I hand one end to Renegade and call the shadows to cover me from head to toe as I step on the grass.

OOC:Wasn't sure if you'd want this to work or not so....
 
Oh no, what if the grass eats her too???

"I talk to the grass. I mean, the grass talks to me. I mean we had a conversation about the sidhe." I blurt.

All eyes are staring directly at me now.
 
Seeking Ms Fatbooty aka the X- Godess. lol

Cairo-

As I watched the elf babe fall into the grass. I wondered what the hell did I just see and how can I take advantage of it, when suddenly I looked across the street and see a goddess actually a former goddess. Yet that was difinately Ororo Monroe aka the X-Men's Storm across the street and despite the street clothes and the hat I would know her anywhere and judging by these glasses she is definately wearing underwear WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO now Coleman definate owes me $10 bucks. OH well time to meet muh lady hehe
 
Renegade

Turning to the new girl while keeping hold of Shadowess I ask "Did she just say what I think she said?" Shadowess nodded at me while keeping her view on the grass she was standing on. It had to be him again. It would all make sense(well as much sense as you can make out of all of this)if it was Chrisconception again.

Making sure I still had a steady grip on the rope I ask her "Did the grass call itself Chris by any chance?"

She nodded at this as Armist stepped in "We must do something at once! The fiend has many reasons to inflict harm on MusicMaid once he has her in his grasp!"

I was starting to wish I had put on my old uniform "Well it looks like it's time for us to move before it's to late." We waited to see if the grass would swallow Shadowess or if we needed another way to get inside...
 
IC as Wind Song: Walking up to the group, I said, "count me in. Shadowess,are you sure you want to do this, I think we should stay together, safety in numbers & all that. If it is Chrisconception, it will take all of us to bring Music Maid back, whether she wants our help or not. Do we all agree?"
 
"I think it's best I go in alone first," I answer Wind Song thoughtfully.

"It'll be easier to get two of us up then say four," I was interupted as the grass seemed to finally become annoyed with me and began to flow up my legs. I kept the shadows between myself and the grass's actual touch, it soon swallowed me up and I found myself in a cavern, feeling a bit numb. I glanced over and saw Music Maid, who wasn't moving.

"Wonderful..." Imutter, standing up to get some feeling in my limbs and see if the rope held up.
 
The grass doesn't seem to have anything to say to me anymore. "Thats the last time I share my grapes with you." I grouse, earning me more odd looks. Instead, I shut my eyes and go mouse hunting, to see what I can mentally.

Under the grass, yet not under the grass. There is a way there, a place that isn't really a place. Separate and distinct. Something that is but isn't all at the same time. Great, another freaking sidhe hole.

"I can feel them." I tell the others. "They are in a sidhe hole."

"A what?"

"Sidhe is elf." The elf male says, sounding vastly irritated. "Can you talk to them?"

"Well, the elf chick is out like Slick Willy in 2000. The other one is looking around."

"Music maid?!?!" The one called Renegade bellows.

Tunnelling my thoughts into a single tight beam, I send them down through the grass into the sidhe hole, I hope. Uh, hello, can you hear me? Its me, Muffin, the girl that talks to grass out here?
 
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