Superhero League!

[KillerMuffin]

I sat next to the patch of grass they were scanning with their high speed, low drag tech. I considered hacking the puter, but decided, naw.

"I don't like you." I told the grass.

So?

"I don't."

So?

"Really don't like you."

Wanna fuck?

"Sure, I wanna fuck grass. Lemme go, I got things see, people to do."

I need you here. Stay.

"I don't like you."

 

[Renegade]

Renegade

I hold onto Shadowess in a hug that started out as a friendly one but then began to slowly seem to become more then just that. When she leaned in closer to me I first feel a little uneasy but then feel more relaxed while holding her in my arms.

I was suddenly jolted back by Wind Song "Do you really think that Chrisconception has really found a way to come back?"

Quickly turning back from Shadowess I tell her "Well like I said he seems to be unkillable from what we know. Hell one time I blew a hole in his stomach and the guy still kicked my ass."

Wind Song thought about this for awhile then added "I also wanted to know how strong the containment area was in the castle?" We both turned to Shadowess for the answer to that question...

 

[Always]

MusicMaid

I screamed and sat up like a lightning bolt, sweating like crazy and very, very pale...

"Burn it," I gasped, "Burn the fucking grass!"

(renegade... we need someone to play chris and i nominate you. if guilty comes back, you can relinquish.)

I was sobbing and curling up into a little ball. Everyone stared at me...

 

[Phoenix]

Da return y'all have waited for the main event and the supastar himself GARY COLEMAN

As we stood on the roof I waited for Team Spandex to take their asses into the portal then I turned back to Ms. Monroe and said " Ororo Monroe I represent the faction known as the Horsemen and the fact of the matter is Storm, the JayDen you are looking for no longer exist and the only reason that I brought you here is to simply capture you and by the way I am not alone. ahem."

Before she could react the Wall/Gary Coleman appeared behind her and began to drain her life energy before, she could react. As I looked at Wall's handiwork I smiled and planted a seductive kiss on Storm's lips and everyone on the roof teleported into a large mansion that was currently own by a mister Craven Morehead (one of my aliases).

While I place Storm in a containment tube and slipped a color around her neck that disabled her powers, the Wall prepared the ready room for the other Horsemen. As walked in the room sitting across from the door is the Horseman or ahem Horsewoman known as Raven ( who is ironically the cousin to former League villian Beaverlocke. For stats look at bottom) and the Wall. I took a seat and guessed the final member of our lil group is gonna show up a lil later.

WHO IS THE LAST MEMBER OF THE HORSEMEN? HOW DID CHRISCONTRACEPTION SURVIVE? WHO ELSE MISSED THESE QUESTIONS? BY THE WAY WHEN IS BLADE GONNA SHOW UP?
AND WASN'T SHE IN SHADOWESS' CASTLE? AND WHO ELSE THINKS THE HORSEMEN IS GONNA KICK THE SNOT OUT OF THE SPANDEX SQUAD ERRRR THE LEAGUE? AND WHY IS IT THAT RENEGADE GETS ALL THE LADIES? AND REMEMBER IT IS NOT AGAINST THE RULES FOR A HERO AND A VILLIAN TO GET IT ON WITH RAPING HER. OH YEAH STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN OOPS THE SPANDEX SQUAD NO NO THAT'S NOT IT. OH YEAH THE JUSTICE LEAGUE


Raven

Real name: Too many to list

Apperance: about 5-9, excellent figure slim yet muscular body and curvy with a rather LARGE chest. Long dark hair (changeable) , and black eyes with green pupils (changeable)

Attire: A black leather crop top with tight black leather pants, white leather knee high boots and black and white fingerless gloves

Powers; Able to telepathically remove victim's object of sexual desire from their head and assume that form and has the ability to raise victim's hormone level to the point where they can not control themselves. And sort of like her cousin the more the you have sex the more she controls your mind.

[Edited by Phoenix on 10-01-2000 at 01:48 AM]

 

[RoseThorn]

I try not to get angry as Wind Song interupts. Who am I kidding anyway? I sigh.

"Security around here is good, unless you're in the computer you don't get out or in..." I blink as Music Maid starts up and screams for us to kill the grass. I watch Renegade run to Music Maid's side and suddenly I'm on the grass's...Chris(?) side.

I'm a bad person... Still, we can't really kill it with out some sort of trial...

Thinking of that I stand and silently move back to the lab, where I find Muffin. Ignoring her, I start hooking up the tele-comunicating machine. This way at least the grass can talk. Did I just think that?

"Ok...Chris? Can you hear me? Better yet, try speaking...." I say into the microphone I hooked up.

"And HURRY R. isn't gonna be too resonable unless I got a reason to keep you alive..."

OOC: If I remeber from what I read, wasn't the fight with Chris some kind of mis-understanding?

 

[Renegade]

Renegade

OOC: Well it was a misunderstanding at first but he hated good guys anyway so it not like he was such a nice person to begin with.

IC: I held MusicMaid in my arms as she cried out loud as everyone watched us. Trying to calm her down I explain to her "We can't kill him MusicMaid. He hasn't commited any murder or..."

She jumped in "I know that but he... he..." Her sobs began again more then before as she held onto me tighter then before. Suddenly at that moment I felt an anger burning up in me that was not there before.

Kissing MusicMaid on the forehead I assure her "I'll talk care of this." Helping her to the couch, I lay her down to rest with the others as I make my way for where Chrisconception was being held.

All I had on my mind was to destroy that fucking villian for what he had done to MusicMaid. As I walked down the hallway to kill Chris, I cought a glance of myself in a mirror and stop dead in my tracks. Turning to the mirror, I look into it and see my eyes.

Were they? No... for a moment I thought they had changed color and that would mean... no he was gone now and I was free of him forever. Or was I free of him? It would explain my sudden feelings to kill Chrisconception. No I was feeling this way because of what he did to MusicMaid. The thought that Kronos could still be inside of me sent shivers down my spine as I continued my way to Chrisconception...

 

[Renegade]

An answer to one of Phoenixs questions...

OOC: I have the answer to one of those questions from Phoenix:

AND WHY IS IT THAT RENEGADE GETS ALL THE LADIES? Since I'm hispanic it's probably my Latino Heat. The women can't get enough of it and I cant say I blame them. Hell I can't keep my hands off myself most of the time... wait a second that didn't come out right!

 

[Renegade]

OOC: Well I dont realy want to take over Chrisconception unless I get Guiltys ok first.

Also I noticed that the women outnumber then men in this thread so do you think we should do a OOC thread asking for some male heros for the girls and also some villians since we dont have many yet?

 

[Phoenix]

the answer

No renegade let the women outnumber us I would actually like a villian to get laid without raping someone. Geez there has to be a villian union somewhere lol

 

[RoseThorn]

I didn't glance up as Renegade walked in the lab. Damn grass.

"Renegade, I know Music Maid wants you to kill the grass but it WAS a human...something once..." I stop as I glance up, R. looks sorta shocked and a bit scared. He looked this way a few weeks ago when he woke up from a nightmare about Kronos.

"Renegade? You ok?"

OOC: I think you should play the grass till we find Guilty to ask. As for the why R. gets all the girls...Ummm... personality, that's it...Really....Has nothing to do with his body...*Looks innocent.*

 

[Renegade]

Renegade

OOC: Hell Phoenix, you could start a villian group. You would call it Villians International Region of Global International Nasties Services. Yeah thats the ticket. So you guys could just call it The V.I.R.G.I.N.S. for short.

IC: Looking up at her I try in vain to look ok "Yeah dont worry about it. I'll be fine. Look dont worry I wont kill the grass yet but for now I dont think it would be good for MusicMaid to stay here with it under the same roof. Maybe I should take her to..." Just then a low laugh could be heard coming from the grass as the lights in the room started to go out and the containment units power started to go out...

OOC: Personality? Who needs a personality when you got a body like this?*begins flexing infront of mirror* lol

 

[Phoenix]

As we waited for the other Horsemen, I realized there is more than four of us. hehe soon there will be a lot more of us. Then the game will be really interesting he. Storm was just the beginning, soon the stakes will be higher and harder.

OCC: Now if that is not segue for Kronos to return I don't know what is. By the way Renegade can't keep your hands off yourself huh.....hmmmmm TMI ( Too much info).ROFL V.I.R.G.I.N.S nice try but I think the Horsemen works for me as far villian group name unless Creeper comes out of retirement so we can change the name to Creep and the Gang ( see 1st thread)

and Shaddy personality huh comeon who ya try to fool. It's the LATINO HEAT Eddy Guerro style WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO ( WWF reference)

However while you got the LATINO HEAT. Dis Ghetto supastar is the origninal hot boy hahah. PLus I got bigger guns. lol

[Edited by Phoenix on 10-01-2000 at 02:30 AM]

 

[RoseThorn]

OOC: The V.I.R.G.I.N.S. ! ROFTL
You could always dump something in the water to make everyone really horny, or use a gas form, then you could forget about the real mission and get laid
*sighs and watches R. flex*

IC:
"Damn, Damn, Damn...."I chanted throwing in support power and tapping into the nuclear generator I found last week. Just as I get the containment back up, one of the smaller systems, the fridge I think, explodes because of the power surge. I'm thrown hard into Renegade.

 

[Renegade]

Renegade

IC: I catch Shadowess in my arms as the fridge explodes behind her. Holding her to me I ask in concern "Are you ok Jean?"

Before she says anything I hear a the voice "So Renegade, where were we last time?" I look up to see the containment unit destroyed and the grass turning into a figure that all to closely resembles an old enemy of ours...

OOC: Everyone knows the villians never get laid.*continues flexing when I pull a muscle* Medic!

 

[RoseThorn]

IC:
"Yeah...F...fine..." Except for the cut needing stiches from the shrapnell, but hey, who's counting? I have the shadows cover the cut on my side before Renegade can notice and glare at Chris.

"You gonna pay for that?" I growl, putting on my best villian look and stepping away from Renegade's arms. I cross my arms and step in front of Renegade, tapping my foot.

"Well?"

 

[RoseThorn]

OOC: "Medic!" Nurse uniform appears. "Hmmm...I'm afraid you're gonna need to stay flat on your back for WEEKS..."

 

[Renegade]

Renegade

OOC: WEEKS?!? What am I going to do on my back for that long?

IC: Before anyone can say anything else Chris charged forword and tackled me against the wall as we went at it fist to fist! We rolled around fighting when I realised I didnt have enough room in here to move around enough.

"Let's take this outside!" I used a shadow portal to teleport both of us to the front part of the outside of the castle. Now I had enough room to move but still, I was no match for Chrisconception and he knew it...

 

[RoseThorn]

OOC: Hmmmm...Well, I'm sure we can think of SOMETHING....

IC: Damn it! I flinched as my side strained. Running wasn't such a smart idea but no one had ever called me a genius. I make it to the front door and almost cheer when I find Renegade there. My shadows snap out, slamming Chris off Renegade and hard into the sidewalk.

 

[Renegade]

Renegade

OOC: I'm sure we can.

IC: I look over at the front door to see Shadowess used her shadows to get Chrisconception off of me. I was both happy and worried to see Jean here. Chrisconception had a reputation for doing terrible things to women superheros and MusicMaid could tell anybody about that.

Chrisconception looks at Shadowess then tells me "Not bad Renegade. Can't wait to see what I can do with her." That last remark realy got to me.

I charged at him firing black energy blasts from my fists as I tackled him to the floor and began pumbling him with my bare fists. The anger that I had felt earlier was back. And that made me think of when I saw my eyes turned black and red earlier. This caused me to stop long enough for Chris to wrap his hands around my neck and slams me against the castles wall...

 

[RoseThorn]

OOC:

IC: Damn it...Me and my stupid mercy, if I'd just killed him. I jump Chris, using the shadows as extra "omph" and manage to get him off Renegade, who doesn't look up to the fight. We roll for a second and Chris ends up on top. Flinching I bring my feet up into his stomach, rolling us again....

 

[Phoenix]

Hey I had to get in this some how

Cairo



Watching the heroes fight Chriscontraption, I decided if Contraption wins then it will ruin things for the rest of the Horsemen. So I had the Wall/ Gary Coleman teleport me to warzone and just in time to see Contraption slamming Renegade off the castle wall ( no not you Gary) over and over again like a handball. Then Chissyiis rolling around with the Shadow chick ( remember I do not know you people that well so I would probably screw your names up for a few posts like we just met) With a clean shot from the plasma cannon I am carrying it hits Contraption hard enough to known him right off Shaddy. Then as I step out the shadows I level my gun and aim right and Constraption and begin shooting at will

 

[Renegade]

Renegade

We look at these new guy firing at Chrisconception who is being blown back by the assault. Pulling myself up I help the stranger by firing a wave of black energy blasts from my entire body at Chrisconception...

 

[RoseThorn]

I watch Chris get fired on and flinch leaning against a wall and sinking down. It's not like I can help at the the moment...and things are begining to get blurry, I bite my tongue to keep myself concious. Looking away from the fight I have the shadows retreat from the wound. The tackle and the running have kept it bleeding, not good. Do I have blood in the med-lab if I need it? I think I do...I drew about four bags from myself and Renegade to keep in storage, better safe then sorry. Next question, how the hell am I gonna sew this up?

With a sigh I have the shadows re-apply pressure and turn back to the fight.

 

[Renegade]

Renegade

IC: The two of us continued our onslaught of fire power on Chrisconception till he was on the floor and barely able to move anymore. I had turned away from the fight long enough to see how badly Shadowess was hurt from earlier.

Leaving the new guy to fight with Chrisconception, I run to her yelling "Jean your bleeding? We need to get you back inside and fixed up now!" Without another word I pick her up in my arms and cary her back into the castle to keep her from putting herself through any further strain.

I turn back to see the other guy looking at us but put him to the back of my mind for now. I take Jean to the Med-Lab and lay her down on the table gently. Looking at her I ask with concern on my face "How badly does it hurt?"

OOC: Last post for tonight. I gotta get some sleep so I can rest up my Latino Heat!

 

[RoseThorn]

OOC: Ditto here, well, with out the Latino Heat, sleep good.

IC: I can't help but enjoy being carried and I'm disappointed when he puts me down.

"It's not that bad...really..." I lie smiling slightly.

"Be a sport and hand me the kit in the cabinet Renegade?" I flinch when he turns to do it and wonder how the hell I'm gonna sew myself up when I can't stay concious.