Superhero leauge

[zoltrix]

A New Villain Arises

MR. IMPOTENCE

Powers: Laser eyes that instantly soften his enemies' cocks, rendering them embarrassed, ashamed and useless. Can also give female superheroes "headaches", eradicating their sex drive. Makes a Mean Cheese and Mushroom Omelette. Works with a sidekick, Castrator.

Dress: Black Helmet with blue lightening bolt, Black tights with Blue Frowny Face Emblem, Black Ankle Length leather Jacket. Drives A Green Chevy Astro.

Archenemy: Once Mr Impotence has zapped someone, they can be restored only by the good superhero, Pfizer.

IC - MRI: From his icy lair, Mr. Impotence views the carnage below with a grinning leer. "Well, Castrator, It seems our vile friend Chrisconception is in a bind, wouldn't you say? Perhaps we should knock that pompous, do-gooder S-man down a notch or two."

"Excellent, Mr. Impotence." giggles Castrator. "I'll fetch the car."

The epic battle comes to a halt as the terrifying Minivan lurchs onto the field. Mr Impotence leaps from the Astro, and glares at Musicmaid, who is frantically trying to revive Renegade by giving head, and at Renegade, who is pretending to still need reviving. A laser blast shoots from his eyes and strikes Musicmaid, who pulls off of Renegade's cock.

Renegade looks up frantically. "Hey, why'd you stop?"

Musicmaid shrugs "I've, um, got a headache."

"What? you got me all hard and then . . HEY!? what the?" Another blast has left Renegade as impotent as a three year old. "Oh shit. This has never happened before, I swear. Um, I gotta go." Renegade gathers his clothes and runs home, weeping.

Mr. Impotence cackles maniacally. Can anyone defeat this towering inferno of Evil?

 

[WEAPON X]

THE BLUE FALCON TRIUMPHS OVER THE BIG RUBBERY ONE!

As the steel eagle swoops in I grab on to the wing and jump in. Circling the crumbling building i ready the weapon systems and fire off to garat wire cables into the side of the building and start pulling the building back up with reverse thrusters.

 

[WEAPON X]

TAKE THAT MR.FLOPPY!

Looking down onto renegade and music made and seeing their sex drive being depleated I put the jet on auto pilot and jump out of the plane using my grapling hook. Landing in front of Impotence I strike a pose, "alright doughboy, you wont be breaking any boners anytime soon! Oh, is that so hero? And how are you going to stop me with a big limp one? He fires the Anti-stiff rays from his eyes twords my cod peice area. Didn't expect me to be prepared did you, I shout as I pull a mirror from my belt and hold it over my dick,the bolts bounce off the mirror and hit Impotence in the jonson. MY DIIIIIICCCCCKKKKKK!!!!! Impotence holds his crotch as he falls to the ground. I handcuff his hands behind his back and wrap electrical tape around his eyes. Now if you'll excuse me I have a burning building to attend!

and remember, this aint the face of erectile disfunction!

THE BLUUUUUUUEEEEEEE EEEEEAAAAAAAGGGGGGLLLLLLEEEEE!!!!

 

[poohlive]

S-man saw the net across most of the building, he let go of the support beam slowly. Bit by bit he saw that the net was holding, for now.
S-man flew into the building, telling everyone to leave as soon as possible. There was a blocked corridor, he could hear screaming behind it.
The blue eagle came in after him.
"Blue eagle, you get these people out. I will take the corridor down there."
The blue eagle went to work, and S-man through a slab of concrete out of the way. He broke most of the boards with one swoop of his hand. S-man saw there was a line of people standing, they cheered when they saw him.
S-man smiled, but then hurried making sure everyone was out. The building groaned, and he could see the whole thing shift, ever so slightly.
"Everyone out, NOW!"
There was no delaying, the crowd ran for the entrance.
S-man went up every flight, making sure there wasn't anyone else in the building.
At the second to last floor from the top, he found an elderly couple huddled inside a room.
"Oh, thank god you found us Superma..."
I interrupted him, "QUIET, you want to get sued? I am S-man."
"Yes," the woman said hastily, "He is a superb man, I tell you what."
S-man paused, superb? He looked down at his chest, the S was brightly in yellow letters. S-man wondered, was that what it stood for?
"Superbman? I like it. Ok come on..."
The netting let go, the building broke in two, collapsing in on itself. S-man took no time, he grabbed the two people, and broke out the window, just in time to see the building go down in a wall of smoke and brick.
"Thank you S-man."
S-man lowered them to the ground.
"It isn't S-man anymore," he announced proudly, "I am Superbman, fighter of injustice, keeper of the peace."
Mr. Impotence, obviously freeing himself, grinned evilly, "And about to have a major sex problem."
He fired at Superbman, who merely laughed, " I am not called the superbman of steel for nothing, there is only one thing on earth that can kill little S."
Mr. Impotence put on an evern bigger smile, if that was possible, "You mean, K-nite?"
Superbman looked, as Mr. Impotence flung a huge piece of K-nite at him. His legs folded up, and he went to the ground.
"No, not K-nite..."
A sharp pain entered his stomache, it hurt bad. Superbman just got a new name, but was he about to put it on a tombstone? Tune in next time, same superb thread, same superb board.

 

[Renegade]

Renegade

OOC: Ouch! Hasnt my character suffered enough? But seriously it's good to see another villian on the thread.

IC: Injured in more ways then one, I pull myself up and try to help the others. I dont see Chrisconception around. He must be healing himself while this new villian holds us off. I notice that Destroyer is still knocked out from chrisconceptions second attack. I go over to him to see if he's still alive. "Hey Destroyer you ok?" I ask him as I try to pull him out of the line of fire. He groans in pain and responds "Just give me a sec to pull myself together. And keep that impotence guy away from me!" I lay him down against a wall and tell him "Jump in when you get better. I gotta help S-Man." My arm is broken, I have a gash on my head, one of my legs is bleeding, and I'm less then a man right now, but I have to help stop these villians. And protect Musicmaid. I see Mr. Impotence is using some type of weapon on S-Man. "I have to help S-Man," I say as I move into help then I look down at my crotch and mutter to myself "And I gotta help myself too."

Will our hero ever get hard again? Will S-Man survive Mr. Impotences attack? Where is Chrisconception hidding? What about the others? Tune in next time.

OOC:I've been wanting to do one of those 'tune ine next time' things for awhile.

[Edited by Renegade on 08-14-2000 at 03:08 PM]

 

[WEAPON X]

FIGHT FIRE WITH IMPOTATING FIRE!

As superbman lie in pain surrounded by burning building I burst from the flames Not so fast Mr.Impotence! I pull my grapling hook from my belt and fire it at Mr.I's hand, It grabs the k-nite and pulls it twords me. Let's make sure this doesn't do anymore harm I crush the K-nite in my hands. Ha, give up o limp one! Just as I expell my witty quip a pair of giant extended arms wrap around me. not being able to move my arms because of chrisconception, Mr.Softypants walks twords me.This is for my DICK!!!! He fires a bolt from his eyes. As the yellow bolt hurles twords me I jump and the bolt hits Conception in the groin. His arms go limp,the his neck then the rest of his body!
Huh, guess he is just a giant hard on exclaims Mr.Impotence. chasing me around the park firing beams at me left and right he hits the building I was standing under, the building goes limp and topples ontop of me.

good riddens to bad rubbish HA HA HA HA HA!!!says mr.I

Is this the end for our hero? Will this demasculated building claim his life?! check in next time to see the fat of,

THE BLUUUUUUUUEEEEEEE EEEEEAAAAAGGGGGLLLLLEEEE!

 

[Guilty]

He's Baaack

CHRISCONCEPTION

Musicmaid stood her ground and watched all the action go on. The street was becoming a veritable wasteland. Buildings were falling, innocent bystanders were getting hurt, heroes bodies lay all around, and worst of all, Rengade had been left severly injured from fighting. She prayed for everyones well being...

She suddenly felt something on her shoulder. it slithered around. She turned to see the yellow face of Chrisconception. His arms were like vines, and they slid around her arms, legs and waist. Her screamed, but another hand covered her mouth. She was immobilized. "Hmm, looks like that little punch in the face has come back to haunt you, my sweet." He whispered in her ear as his grip tightened and her uniform started splitting at the seems.

"Ungh, stoppit!" She yelped as she stuggled. Her arm shot up, breaking the binds of one of the "vines" holding her captive. She fought her way out of the prison of Chrisconception, but only got one step away before she was entwned again, this time, her body was facing Chris' evil grin. "Time for me to teach you a lesson, Musicmaid... And if you're a good girl, you might...enjoy it"

"You fucker, when Renegade gets here, hes going to blow your fucking head off!" She screamed, with a slight whimper in her voice. She was now pressed extremely close to Chrisconception, and his whispers gave her a new sense of fear. "I'm going to love thisss..."

 

[Always]

MusicMaid

I shudder at his dark portent, then regain my composure. A super~sharp edged Dream Theater CD Appears in my hand. I pull it back and froth, chewing through the tentacles. "Let me go, damn you..." I feint a punch to his gut and kick him in the balls. Throwing the CD at him, I turn and shoot into the sky.

Looking back, my face contorts with horror as I realize I can't be safe for long...

 

[poohlive]

Superbman laid on the ground, unable to move. He looked over at the glowing K-nite fragments. They were weaker, but still giving off the radiation. He looked over to the old couple he had saved.
"I need that K-nite to stop sending radiation, it needs to be blocked, and there's only one thing that can do it. Do you have any..."
He was cut off by the old man, "Lead?"
"No, you idiot, do you have any nylon?"
Thw old woman nodded, she took off her nylons and put it around the K-nite. At once Superbman was himself again. He looked over. The building was down, but it pretty much collapsed on itself, no damage done. He saw that there were a few small fires on it. He quickly flew over and blew them out.
Superbman tried to look for everyone else, he saw that the Blue Eagle and Mr. Have-no-more-tents were fighting. He looked around, but didn't see Musicmaid.
Suddenly, from above, was a scream. Musicmaid was caught, in a giant yellow bubble?
Superbman realized it was Chrisconception. He flew up, looking at her in vain. He didn't know what to do.
He tried his lazer eyes, but they didn't work. Superbman punched the yellow, but it only hurt Musicmaid. He muttered an apology.
He quickly grabbed a piece of it, and pulled as hard as he could. There was much resistance, but soon it was off of her. Superbman held Chrsconception in his hand.
Then, he started crawling up his arm. Superbman tried to stop it, but it was like a fungus, it just kept growing, pretty soon he was caught in a bubble himself. Garret looked out.
Everyone else was fighting, and Musicmaid seemed to be too tired as well, she was by Renegade's side. Superbman struggled for one final breath, then sat, inside, trying to get it off of him.
He had counted how long he could hold his breath once before at STARR (not any affiliation with Star Labs from the good people at Action comics c/o) labs, he had lasted for an amazing 36 minutes. Superbman was tired though, he had been fighting and saving lives all day, and it wasn't long before he was gasping for more air.
"You are going to die, then I will have that slut all to myself," Superbman heard the bubble say.
Is the bubble the end for Superbman? Will Musicmaid and Renegade become more than park lovers? When will I stop asking questions at the end of my posts?
To the answer to these and other useless questions, join us next time for another exciting edition of SUPERHERO LEAGUE
(ta da).

 

[Reignfyre]

Armist

<Beginning of the next installment>

I awake to see everything, including my mind, in a foggy daze. I look around and see myself in the fallen building. I remember now. I went in to save those inside and as the last one left, it came crashing down upon itself and me. Lucky for me, I fell into a groove where two pillars fell together to create a hole of sorts in the rumble.

As I crawl out of the former building, my sharp eyes quickly adjust to what is happening. The battle is still going on! I see a new villian fighting with Blue Eagle and Superbman is caught in some sort of yellow bubble. He is in dire need. Then I realize what I must do. I must get to Renegade for he is the only one who can save the day.

I run over to where Musicmaid is, avoiding the straw bolts from the new villian and those sent to me by the one of old. As I am about to call out to her, asking the where abouts of Renegade, I see him. I move my fastest to get to him.

"Has he fallen in the battle?" I ask her.

"No, but he is severely hurt. Who are you?"

"No time for unimportant questions, mi lady," I say as I kneel by Renegade. I see that he is truly hurt and needs help. I turn him over onto his back and I can barely hear him breathing. "We must act quickly."

"Is there anything you can do?"

"Aye, there is. I do not know if I can bring him back fully, for the good Lord seems to really want him now. It is up to me to tell him that this warrior is needed here." I place my hands on to Renegade's chest and close my eyes. The ground shakes slightly as a white light comes down from the sky. As suddenly it started it ends and Renegade regains consiousness. "Go fight the good fight, mi lord. You are the only one who can save us now."

"How...what...who...?" Renegade stumbles on his words.

"I will explain later...for now, let us just say that was an old trick the Elves of yore taught me. Help Superbman and I will protect Musicmaid with my life. Now go!"

With that, Renegade moves on to the new battle.

 

[gypsyprince]

Enter: THE CREEPER! (Neutral, yet neurotic)

Having watched all the action from the sidelines, the Creeper finally decided to bounce into the fray, yelling:

"HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!" as he landed before MusicMaid. "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"

She punched him hard, and he bounced back off the ground, as if a spring. "You should be boxer, 'cuz you look like a KNOCKOUT!" This earned a right cross, and he held his face, as his eyeballs rolled from left to right wildly, slowing to a stop. "I just LOVE women who aren't afraid to hit on me!" Creeper stole a big sloppy kiss, and MusicMaid replied with a swift knee to the groin.

"OOOOH! Right in the Garden of Good and Evil!" he exclaimed, his Speedo-encased nuts in his hands, "You're baaaad, but it hurts so good!" he groaned as he slumped to the ground.

MusicMaid was baffled by this random lunatic, throwing a Bjork CD at him as he lay on the ground. Turning around to face the music(bad pun), she collected herself. Creeper bounced back up, and grabbed under his arm, leaping into the park with her, saying, "Sorry babe, I like Devo. WHIP IT GOOD!"

She elbowed him and he dropped her.

"Talk about hard to get! How about Barry White? 'Darlin' I, can't get enough of yo' love, baby!'" Lost in song and dance, he continued, "'And I don't know, don't know, don't know whyyyy, can't get enough of yo' love, baby!'"

Musicmaid was in shock at this clown's taste in music. She kicked him in the chin, and he reeled, returning with, "'I got chiiiiiills, they're multiplyin'! And I'm looooooosin' controool! For the power, you're supplyin' is EleCtRifYinG!" The mad yellow man bounced on his knees before her, jazz hands waving frantically.

Suddenly he yelled "PAUSE!" and the entire scene froze except for him. He walked close up to the camera, shaking it as he asked "WILL CREEPER GET THE GIRL? WHY IS MR. IMPOTENCE SUCH A PLAYA HATER? DOES HE NEED VIAGRA? DO YOU LIKE RITZ CRACKERS? WHO STOLE MY BANJO? DO MY SPEEDOS MAKE MY PACKAGE LOOK GOOD? HOW DOES THE CREAM GET IN A TWINKIE? WHERE IS THE MUFFIN MAN? WHO WON THE BEST ACTOR OSCAR IN 1987? WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF NORTH DAKOTA? WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?"

He bounced over to Mr. Impotence, who was still frozen, and handed him a bottle of Viagra, while drawing a mustache on his face and a black eye, as well as blacking out some teeth. He also pulled down the elf's pants. He returned to MusicMaid and made strategic cuts in her outfit. "OK PLAY!" When everything unfroze, he yelled "WHOOOOA MAMA!" as MusicMaid's outfit fell to the floor and she was in underwear, attempting to cover herself.

[Edited by gypsyprince on 08-15-2000 at 01:16 AM]

 

[zoltrix]

The Blue Eagle Suffers the Wrath of Castrator

Mr Impotence's mind raced furiously as he dodged the Blue Eagle's fists. How the hell did he get out from under that building so fast? he wondered. No matter. As long as Eagle had that mirror, His laser blasts only served to weaken his own willy. He couldn't take much more of this - how was he supposed to explain this to Mrs Impotence? Somebody's sleeping on the couch tonight, he thought ruefully. The antidote was on the Astro's dashboard, but the Eagle was blocking his path, and his time was running out. The antidote had to be administered within an hour of being hit, or else the victim was doomed to a life of celibacy. But the Eagle was still cutting off his escape route. . .

Suddenly, Mr. Impotence spotted his henchman, Castrator, lurking behind Eagle. Excellent, Mr Impotence sneered to himself. All he needed was to keep the Eagle still long enough for Castrator to grab ahold. Mr Impotence stood his ground and fired a long, steady beam at The Blue Eagle's clinton. The Eagle stopped and shielded himself with the mirror, returning the blast to Impotence. The Man of Limpness absorbed the ray, feeling L'il Mr. Impotence growing weaker and weaker, waiting for Castrator to strike.

All at once, The Blue Eagle dropped his mirror and emitted a piercing shriek, one that rose to a higher and higher pitch. Castrator had the Eagle's gonads firmly gripped in his Fist of Iron, squeezing the testosterone out of him. Mr Impotence turned and dashed off towards the minivan. He needed the antidote - the prolonged blast he had absorbed was more than any ordinary man could take. He reached the minivan and swung open the door, and there was Renegade, greedily sucking on the only bottle of antidote.

"YOU FUCKING BASTARD" screamed Mr Impotence. He blasted a ray at Renegade's genitals, but Renegade simply laughed. "Damn," thought Mr Impotence, The Antidote is still fresh! I need something more powerful!" His thoughts went to the object resting in his coat pocket . . but no. Not even He, the Evil Mr Impotence, could bring himself to use such a token of evil on another being. But his willy was slowly dying, and Renegade was laughing so scornfully, that he drew the object from his pocket. "Oh YEAH? Well, Renegade, Look at THIS!" He thrust the weapon in Renegade's face. "A PICTURE OF JANET RENO AND MADELEINE ALBRIGHT ENGAGING IN ORAL SEX! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Renegade's eyes bulged out, and he fell to the ground, twitching. Mr Impotence seized the bottle of antidote and drank the few remaining drops - but was it enough? Would His Shlong ever rise again? Mr Impotence opened the Glove Compartment and drew out the latest issue of PlayVillain. After a few long looks at Poison Ivy's bush, Mr Impotence knew that the potion had worked. His L'il buddy was saved. Mr Impotence tossed the magazine into the back and kicked Renegade's twitching body.

"They don't call me Mr Impotence for nothing!" he cackled, then strode off to find Castrator, leaving Renegade writhing in the dirt.

WILL THE BLUE EAGLE FREE HIMSELF FROM CASTRATOR'S EMASCULATING GRIP? OR WILL HE LIVE OUT THE REST OF HIS DAYS AS A EUNACH? AND WHAT WILL BECOME OF THE POOR SHATTERED SOUL THAT ONCE WAS RENEGADE? AND WHAT'S GOING ON WITH MUSICMAID AND CHRISCONCEPTION AND SUPERBMAN? AND WHAT THE HELL EVER HAPPENED TO THAT ARMISTHINGY GUY, EH? YOU KNOW, THE ONE EAGLE MISTOOK FOR A WOMAN? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT, SAME IMPOTENT TIME, SAME IMPOTENT CHANNEL!

 

[zoltrix]

Damn Creeper

Suddenly Mr Impotence spots his reflection in the mirror. "What the hell?!" he thinks. "Where'd that fucking mustache come from? And my eye! Jesus, I look like shit!"

 

[Renegade]

I tell the newcomer "Thanks for the help stranger, I owe you one" as I turn to musicmaid. I tell her "I thought I told you to get out of here" She retorts "I can take care of myself" then in a softer voice "And I couldnt leave after I saw what they were doing to you" I smile and hold her closer to me. I give her a soft kiss on the lips then take off to help Superbman. I quickly prepared myself for battle. I took off my jacket then tied it around my still injured arm and used it as a sling. I then grabed a piece of cloth and tied it around the side of my head to keep any blood that was still stuck in my hair from getting into my eyes during battle. Before I do I notice that a car has pulled up and that it's Mr. Impotences sidekick. As he runs to help his boss I realise that he probably has the antidote for the impotence ray in there. I go in and find it right away and drink it down. Just then Mr. Impotence runs in and the next thing I know he's showing me pictures of JANET RENO AND MADELEINE ALBRIGHT ENGAGING IN ORAL SEX! My eyes bulge out and I fall to the floor twitching. Mr. Impotence drinks the rest of the antidote kicks me in the side and goes back to the battle. "I'm gonna kick his ASS for that!" I say to myself as I get up. "I'm gonna rip of his genitals and shove them down his throat so hard they will fall out his ass!" I yell as I follow him until I hear a yell from Superbman. 'Shit I forgot about Superbman' I think to myself and figure that revenge against Mr.Impotence could wait till later. I jump to the two and try to come up with a plan to get superbman free. I saw when he was trying to save Musicmaid that most of the hits were not able to break through and that some could hurt the person inside as much as they hurt chris. I dont have the strength of Superbman to pull it off and my blasts could hurt him just as much as they do Chrisconception. Unless! If he could fly and stay in the middle of the bubble and not touch any of the corners of chrisconceptions body then it wouldnt hurt him if I use my powers full blast on the villian. "Superbman use you powers to float in the middle and dont touch his skin!" I yell to the hero as I prepar to fire my blasts. "Oh I get it!" he yells as he floats into the middle of the bubble away from any of Chrisconceptions skin. I charge up to full blast and fire a huge black energy beam that devours Chrisconceptions body. I push myself as far as I can go and a little more. "Dont underestimate me Renegade! I know what your plan is!" yells chrisconception as the bubble around Superbman gets smaller until he has no room to avoid making contact with chrisconceptions body. Now my blasts are hurting both Chrisconception and Superbman! "Shit I gotta stop now!" I yell as I prepare to stop firing on them. Superbman yelled to me from withing the bubble "No keep going! He's already starting to give! If you stop now I wont be able to get out!" Knowing he's right I increase my efforts even more as I hear Chrisconception scream in pain even more then before. "Fuck you Renegade! This isnt over yet!" yells chrisconception as he lets go of Superbman and bounces out of the way. "Get back here you fucking coward!" I yell in anger and hatred as I attempt to follow him but unfortunalty he's to fast. I run back to the tired Superbman who's trying to catch his breath. "Are you ok?" I ask as I kneel down to see if he was allright. Superbman was so out of breath that he was barely able to move or talk. I suddenly noticed that he's face was layered in concern and shock. I look at him and ask "Hey what's wrong with you? Do you need to get to a hospital or something?" It looks like he is trying to say something but I cant tell what. I look at him with a confused look on my face, unaware that Chrisconception was right behind me with a look of pure hatred on his face as he prepared to attack me. Will Superbman be able to warn Renegade about Chrisconception before it's to late? What about Blue Eagle and Mr. Impotence? Will Musicmaid beat the shit out of Creeper for taking of her cloths? Will Armist help her kick his ass? Will Destroyer be able to jump into the fight before it's to late? Will Morph ever wake up? Stay tune next time for the further adventures of this wacky heroes and there weird villians in the next installment of....what was this thing called again????

 

[Guilty]

Time to get whats Mine

CHRISCONCEPTION

He didnt have time to waste on the almost dead Superbman, nor the weakling Renegade, so he released him and let his limp body slump onto the ground. Rengade had no idea how close he came to death, but Chrisconception had another task at hand. He looked around...Musicmaid had eluded him...but not for long. Chirs sunk into the ground and traveled with light speed to where she was standing, now clad in nothing but her underwear. He shot up out of the ground, startling the heroine.

"Now now baby, don't start with out me!" He hissed as a his fist plowed into her stomach knockeing her sevral feel away. He slowly walked toward her near naked body, still reeling from the blow. His gaze sweeped over her...she was breath taking of course. Long legs, fit toned body, and the two heaving breasts of hers were definatly and eye catcher. "Hmm, you think you're hot shit dont you, girl?" Chris said as he kicked her over on her stomach. "Well, lets just see how hot you are..."

Chrisconcetion grabbed Musicmaid by the hair and pulled her back. His other hand snaked around, ripping off her bra and grabbing her breasts. His hand then moved and loked her head back while the hand he was using on her breasts moved oved to her backside. Her panties were a thing of the past as he ripped them off, leaving Musicmaid naked in Chris' Merceiless grip.

"Please...don't.." She pleaded as her felt him getting behind her. Silence. Nothing made a sound to her anymore...the world seemed to stop for a second, and then she felt him inside her. "Good...I like it when the beg" He laughed as he thrust deep inside the once perky heroine.

"Uhg, Stop, it, UGHH! HELP ME! SOMB-mmmmf! Nmm! RNNIGD!! RNNIGDDD!!!" Her screams were cut short by Chris forming a seal over her mouth. "Shut up, and take it you bitch. I'm not going to stop until you start liking it!"

So she waited for help, propped up doggy style. Who could save he from this monster? With every thrust, she tried thinking of something else...but all she could think about was her captor.

"MMMMFFFF!!!!!!!"



[Edited by Guilty on 08-15-2000 at 02:13 AM]

 

[Guilty]

CONFICT

OOC: uh oh, i think we have a confict here. none of these posts were there when i started!

im going to edit the above post to fit the story better, hold on.

[Edited by Guilty on 08-15-2000 at 01:49 AM]

 

[Renegade]

How about...

OOC:I say that you edit the post and add a message in front of it that says that that post takes place BEFORE Superbman frees Musicmaid?

 

[Guilty]

OOC:

there, that works now right? enough talk im going to bed...

 

[gypsyprince]

BAD NEWS PAL!

OOC: We'll just assume you ignored Renegade?

IC:
"HEY! THAT'S MY GIRL, PAL! I SAW HER FIRST!" yelled the Creeper as he bounced onto Chrisconception's head and wrenched him loose from the Musicmaid.

"She likes Grease! And Barry White! That's a rare quality to find in people!" he yelled as he pounded Chris into putty - or so he thought. Chris wrapped around Creeper in a bubble, but luckily, he had his JELL-O jiggler cutters with him and he cut him up into fun little stars and horseshoes! He ran to Musicmaid's side as slowly Chris reformed behind him, wrapping around both of them this time. Part of the bubble was groping her, and the other part was holding Creeper's arms.

"We've just gotten so close in such a short time, MusicMaid!" said the Creeper, weeping a bit.

"SHUT UP, YOU LUNATIC! WE ARE GOING TO DIE, AND YOU ARE SUCKING UP THE LITTLE OXYGEN WE HAVE LEFT!" she replied.

"I'm sorry baby, I can change", he said with a sad look. "You like boxers, don't you?"

MusicMaid wished she could strangle him.

"Wait a minute-" he said, "Is there another woman in your life? Because if there is, I'm so cool with that..."

 

[Reignfyre]

Armist

I awake once again on the ground. "Knocked out again...this is truly an ungodly night." I was pulling up my pants due to this insane creature bouncing around everywhere when I heard a slight noise behind me then it all turned black. No one has any respect for the man with the bow and arrow anymore.

I get up and look at the situation. The vile bubble former has Musicmaid and that thing in his trap...well, I guess that thing can't be all that bad, he must have tried to save her one way or another.

"Welcome back, Armist," says Chrisconception, "I trust your second little nap was refreshing."

"Let her go, Chrisconception!" I say in a commanding voice drawing my bow up, preparing to send in an arrow.

"Now, now, Armist...we go a while back. Way back then, you could easily defeat me with one of yor pesky little arrows. Times have changed, Armist, I'm better than you. You see, you send one of those arrows, you'll hurt me just as much as you'll hurt this Creeper creature and Musicmaid...you know, the woman you swore to protect. You don't seem to be doing such a good job at that, either."

Reviewing the situation, I realize he's right...there is nothing I can do. Perhaps my time has come and gone. I must look like a legend of the past to these people...I must get help, but where can I turn to? I quickly leave, knowing I have a very limited time, to look for my fellow good warriors.

 

[zoltrix]

Creeper gets Zapped

Mr Impotence emerges from the washroom, the mustache, eye and black teeth washed off. "How the hell did that get there?" he wonders. Suddenly, he gets a flash of brilliance. He whips out his handy laptop computer and goes to the Superhero League Story. Scanning ahead to the appropriate page, he reads with mounting rage about this Creeper punk. "Of all the little fuckheads . . . I'll zap this juvinile twit so hard he won't be able to get it up if Musicmaid herself gave him head!" Speaking of which . . . out of the corner of his eye he sees the lovely maiden. He strolls up to where Armist and Chrisconception are facing off. One quick blast sends the Archer reeling. Grinning, Mr. I turns to Chris. "I believe you were fucking Musicmaid. Let's resume, shall we?" The dastardly duo start towards Creeper and Musicmaid. The neutral ninny, seeing two REAL men coming at him, wets himself and runs off, leaving Musicmaid alone. Mr Impotence grabs the luscious elf's hair and starts fucking her face, oblivious to her complaints. Chrisconception resumes his former activities in her pit stop, but soon reaches his pinnacle. The spent Villain pulls out, his joystick used and limp. "A little help?" he asks the Man of a thousand Penile Dysfunctions. Mr Impotence nods and blasts Chris's Willy J back to working order. Chris thanks his Diabolical compatriot and lies on the ground , pulling Musicmaid on top of him and reinserting his Frank in her Jackie O. Mr I removes his tromboner from her mouth and switches to Musicmaid's other side. He grins down at the heroic vixen's Back Nine, then leans forward and places his Eiffel Tower at her tiny pothole. "Where's your precious Renegade now?" he seethes, as he thrusts forward and enters her Garbage Disposal Chute. She screams, but to no avail, as the two baddies rythymically fuck her into oblivion.

WILL MUSICMAID EVER ESCAPE THIS NEVER-ENDING THREESOME? WHERE THE HELL ARE HER SO-CALLED PROTECTORS? I MEAN REALLY, THERE'S LIKE 20 GOOD GUYS AND ONLY TWO OF US, BUT WE'RE STILL BANGING THE ONLY CHICK IN THIS WORLD AND NOBODY'S STOPPING US! C'MON, YOU PUSSY ASSED SUPERDUDS, FIGHT BACK! WILL CREEPER CLUE IN AND GET A LIFE? HOW MANY DIFFERENT SYNONYMS FOR CRUDE BODY PARTS CAN I MAKE UP? ISN'T IT HARD TO READ WHEN I WRITE IN ONLY CAPITALS? FOR THE ANSWER TO THESE AND OTHER QUESTIONS,

TUNE IN NEXT TIME!

 

[Renegade]

Renegade

Superbman gets himself together enough to tell me "Chrisconception was right behind you but he just suddenly left for some reason." I was surprised by this "Why would he leave a chance to finish me off to do something else? What else could he be after......MUSICMAID!"

I turned to see an injured Armist running to us. "I have failed you my friends. The fiend has captured young Musicmaid and another and I am unable to free them also Mr. Impotence is there helping him!"
"Those bastards have Musicmaid and someother guy in there?!?" I use my special vision and to see what he's doing.
"There rapping her those sons of a bitchs! If I had finished him when I had the chance this might all be over by now! This is my fault!"
"That's true" muttered Superbman as he got up. "What did you just say?" I ask looking at him.
Superbman shouted out "Oh I was saying 'that's cruel' what he's doing to them! We better go down and free them!"
"But how my friends? Chrisconception would surely crush them if he saw us coming!" I think to myself then tell them what to do.


Armist is back down there with Chrisconception and the others. "I warn you to let them go this moment or you will pay Chrisconception!"
"Dont make us laugh" yells chris as he continues his groping of Musicmaid "go ahead and shoot me with your arrows Armist! It wont do any good against me!" Armist fires a series of arrows at chris as mr.impotence smiles at the attack, each one hitting only the edges so as to make sure the others inside wouldnt get hurt. "Oh come on armist it's like your not even trying!" yells chrisconception as he laughs at the attack.

Meanwhile Superbman grabs me by my legs and starts to spins me around "Are you sure you want to do this?" he asks. "I have no choice he's gonna kill Musicmaid and that creepy guy if we dont do this!" I yell as I start to get a little dizzy. "Ok here you go!" yells superbman as he tosses me with all his strength at Chisconception and Mr Impotence.

I yell "Incoming!!!" as I fly right into Chrisconceptions body grab Musicmaid and burst out the other end! Right before Chrisconceptions or Mr. Impotence knows what's happening Superbman flys into a new hole in chrisconceptions body and grabs Creeper and bursts out through another new hole in his body. Chrisconception falls back from the pain and slowly pulls himself together. Mr. Impotence runs to his aid.

Armist runs to us "Are they in good health?" he asks with obvious concern on his face. "Creeper is ok but Musicmaid isnt breathing!" I yell out in shock.
"Armist can you help her?" The archer replys "I'm sorry my friends but I am to weak from earlier."
"I cant let her die! I wont!" I yell as I start to administer CPR. After a short while I fear it is to late when *GASP* "She's alive!" yells superbman as I help her up. "R-R-Renegade?" she asks trying to get up. I look down and smile, tears of joy starting to form in my eyes "Yes it's me. Are you ok?" I ask her with concern as I hold her next to me tightly.
Her eyes widen "Those assholes are dead meat!!!" she yells as she gets up and quickly puts back on her cloths. All of us unite to get ready for another round against our enemys.

Musicmaid stops "Oh and before I forget" she turns and slaps creeper in the face. "OUCH!" yells creeper holding his face "does this mean we wont be going steady?"

[Edited by Renegade on 08-15-2000 at 04:02 AM]

 

[gypsyprince]

Creeper gets ready for battle...

"The lives of two people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world, MusicMaid, but we'll always have that special bubble time", said Creeper, doing his best Bogey while patting her shoulder. MusicMaid, wierded out by the yellow man, but grateful that he came to her aid, just shot him a concerned look. She thought of telling him to get help, but he didn't seem like the type to take advice.

"Right, Creeper. Right", she said, nodding, playing along with his delusion.

"But for now...LET'S ROCK'N'ROLL! 'Cuz its rainin' ass-kickin's and the badguys forgot their umbrellas!"

Even this most cheesy of superhero ensembles had to turn and give Creeper a look of concern after that pitiful line, but they were relieved, because atleast it meant he was on their side for the time being...

 

[WEAPON X]

SUPER TESTICAL POWER ACTIVATE!!

As the castrator is sqeezing my balls into oblivion the tears start to form in my eyes, untill I get an idea! I start talking to castrator as he sqeezes my manhood, "you know....ughhh.....I didnt know there were that many gay super villians in this area, I mist have been mistaken. The Castrator lets go of my battered bundle of joy, wait wait wait!!! Im not gay, this is just my superpower! Im not GAY! Suuuure you arent. I mean it Mr.I just has me do this, I dont even like it! Well im sure you wont like this either! I pick the little bastard up by the haed and start slamming his head in the mini-van door. With the pain in my testies comes incredible strenght. You dick......sob..you crushed my nads. Smashing his head untill he is well woozy I drag him with me and join the other heros. Ok......I have a plan...whisper,whisper,whisper. As the two villians charge us we put our plan into action. GO NOW!!! Superbman and renegade grab conseptions arms and legs. Let go of me you assholes!!! Armist and music maid start to pull chris' midsection back as I put the castrator in the middle. PULL!!! I yell. we let go of conceptions midsection and slingshot castrator straight into Mr.I. Bloody Hell.....SMAK!! Mr.I and his toadie slam into the side of their van. Castrators head in Mr.droops crotch. I told you he was gay!

THE END.(WINK!)

BE HERE NEXT TIME FOR THE ALL NEW ADVENTURES OF,

THE SUPERHERO LEAGUE!!!!!

 

[Always]

MusicMaid

The others see fire in my eyes as I take true form... My hair turns to blue and purple flames as my eyes turn blood red."I'm gonna kill that bastard..." My twinblades appear in my hands, and the black one swings around and severs Chris' head. I proceed to chop him into tiny peices, then the blades dissapear. Only then do I returnto normal. "Jackass..." I mutter as I tunr to Renegade. "Now where were we..."

[Edited by Shila on 08-15-2000 at 03:24 PM]