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Re: Renegade
I conjure up the Twinblades once more, listening with my supersensitive ears. "Someone's coming... Get up, into the trees!" I boost Renegdae up the nearest oak, then screamble up behind him. As we get high up, I lean over and whisper in his ear, "I think you were great, baby... But we can reminisce later, huh?" I look back down to the forest floor.
I conjure up the Twinblades once more, listening with my supersensitive ears. "Someone's coming... Get up, into the trees!" I boost Renegdae up the nearest oak, then screamble up behind him. As we get high up, I lean over and whisper in his ear, "I think you were great, baby... But we can reminisce later, huh?" I look back down to the forest floor.
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As we watch on the forest slowly starts to die. "It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!" sings Creeper as he clings onto my back trying to get a better look at what's going on.
"Get off my back ya freak, this is serious stuff!" I yell at him as I push him off of me. Creeper replied "You know you need to lighten up man! I mean hell most guys are real relaxed after they get laid."
"THAT IT!" I wrap my hands around his neck trying to get him to shut up. Musicmaid grabed us both by the hair and pulled us against the wall and told us silently but sternly "If you two dont shut up I'm gonna throw you both to whatever's out there and leave now SHUT up." She let us go then returned to observing the trail of decay that was heading towards us.
Creeper just shrugged and remarked "Pft...must be that time of the month."
As we watch on the forest slowly starts to die. "It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!" sings Creeper as he clings onto my back trying to get a better look at what's going on.
"Get off my back ya freak, this is serious stuff!" I yell at him as I push him off of me. Creeper replied "You know you need to lighten up man! I mean hell most guys are real relaxed after they get laid."
"THAT IT!" I wrap my hands around his neck trying to get him to shut up. Musicmaid grabed us both by the hair and pulled us against the wall and told us silently but sternly "If you two dont shut up I'm gonna throw you both to whatever's out there and leave now SHUT up." She let us go then returned to observing the trail of decay that was heading towards us.
Creeper just shrugged and remarked "Pft...must be that time of the month."
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Istara
(love me three times baby... one for today! *singin* )
IC: Back in the city...
The oriental beauty looks down at the members of the silly Superhero League. "Ha!" I say. With that I jump down onto them, attacking!!!
(Meet Istara! 5'1, black hair, slanted eyes, pale skin and dark black eyes... superpowers: jumps high, superstrength, shoots small rockets out of her fingers, throws faedust at you and knocks you out so she can take you back to her collection... *grin* sound fun?oh, yeah, and a really long cat o nine tails that responds to her thoughts and adjusts the power of its electric shocks)
(love me three times baby... one for today! *singin* )
IC: Back in the city...
The oriental beauty looks down at the members of the silly Superhero League. "Ha!" I say. With that I jump down onto them, attacking!!!
(Meet Istara! 5'1, black hair, slanted eyes, pale skin and dark black eyes... superpowers: jumps high, superstrength, shoots small rockets out of her fingers, throws faedust at you and knocks you out so she can take you back to her collection... *grin* sound fun?oh, yeah, and a really long cat o nine tails that responds to her thoughts and adjusts the power of its electric shocks)
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I'm out for a nice walk in the park (I'm a super hero, I must keep up my endurance you know), when I hear some commotion off in the trees. I morph my feet into rollerblades (the off road type) and skate on over to take a look. I'm slightly confused by the sight that I see however...
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Out of nowhere came this new female threat! Musicmaid and I jumped out of the way but Creeper stood his ground "HEEELLLLLOOOOO NUURRR...omph!" the new characters foot came crashing into his face knocking him off the branch. Creeper fell into some bushes. I ran to see if he needed some help when the new enemy turned to Musicmaid. The two of them glared at each other in anger.
Out of nowhere came this new female threat! Musicmaid and I jumped out of the way but Creeper stood his ground "HEEELLLLLOOOOO NUURRR...omph!" the new characters foot came crashing into his face knocking him off the branch. Creeper fell into some bushes. I ran to see if he needed some help when the new enemy turned to Musicmaid. The two of them glared at each other in anger.
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I crushed that snobby creature's face in, then turned to stare at the elf girl in black leathers and holding blades. I snort and flick some of my faedust at each of them. soon, they are snoring upon the ground. I throw Renegade over one shoulder and the Creeper over the other. Teleporting back to Collection Hdqts., I tie each of them down to yet another granite block, then sit back and wait for her new prizes to awaken.
(for some crazy reason i'm helping guilty out here... *grins*)
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What did you do with the baseball ba~er, evidence?
I crushed that snobby creature's face in, then turned to stare at the elf girl in black leathers and holding blades. I snort and flick some of my faedust at each of them. soon, they are snoring upon the ground. I throw Renegade over one shoulder and the Creeper over the other. Teleporting back to Collection Hdqts., I tie each of them down to yet another granite block, then sit back and wait for her new prizes to awaken.
(for some crazy reason i'm helping guilty out here... *grins*)
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What did you do with the baseball ba~er, evidence?
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"Hey? Hey 'R'? Wake up man!" I hear a familour voice as I wake up. I looke over at my left to see Creeper staring at me.
"Creeper?" I ask still a littl woozy "Where are we?" Creeper responds "I dont know, the last thing I remember was Musicmaid trying to check me out then..."
"WHAT?!?" I cut in as I try to break free. "If I get out of this alive I'm gonna kick your ass so hard your kids will feel it!".
I calmed down when I notice how dark it was in the room "Hey do you think were being watched?".
"Hey? Hey 'R'? Wake up man!" I hear a familour voice as I wake up. I looke over at my left to see Creeper staring at me.
"Creeper?" I ask still a littl woozy "Where are we?" Creeper responds "I dont know, the last thing I remember was Musicmaid trying to check me out then..."
"WHAT?!?" I cut in as I try to break free. "If I get out of this alive I'm gonna kick your ass so hard your kids will feel it!".
I calmed down when I notice how dark it was in the room "Hey do you think were being watched?".
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I stare at them with an evil grin on my face as they awaken. I stand and walk over when they have finished thier little chat. "Of course you're being watched," I purr as I saunter up to him. i reach down and run long fingernails down his chest, smiling as his eyes darken with lust. "Not the way it goes..." The Creeper's eyeballs are hanging out of his head by now. "WHOOAAA MOMMA!" he syas in an impressive Johnny Bravo voice.
I stare at them with an evil grin on my face as they awaken. I stand and walk over when they have finished thier little chat. "Of course you're being watched," I purr as I saunter up to him. i reach down and run long fingernails down his chest, smiling as his eyes darken with lust. "Not the way it goes..." The Creeper's eyeballs are hanging out of his head by now. "WHOOAAA MOMMA!" he syas in an impressive Johnny Bravo voice.
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No matter what I do I cant help but feel aroused by this woman. She runs her hands down my chest, lower and lower till the are near my crotch area. An erection starts to form in my pants as her fingers start to reach for it then Creeper jumps in "Hey why is he getting all the fun? Come over here ya hot momma and I'll show you what a real man is. I've seen what he's got and I have him beat by a good few feet!" My head turns to look at Creeper "Dont you ever know when to shut up you liar?!?" Creeper laughs then "C'mon babe once you try yellow you never go back!"
No matter what I do I cant help but feel aroused by this woman. She runs her hands down my chest, lower and lower till the are near my crotch area. An erection starts to form in my pants as her fingers start to reach for it then Creeper jumps in "Hey why is he getting all the fun? Come over here ya hot momma and I'll show you what a real man is. I've seen what he's got and I have him beat by a good few feet!" My head turns to look at Creeper "Dont you ever know when to shut up you liar?!?" Creeper laughs then "C'mon babe once you try yellow you never go back!"
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"Oh, please, you silly creature... Ai!" I sprinkle more fae~dust on Renegade, untie him and take him back to my quarters, leaving the creeper there."Hey! come back here, Babes, I'm so much better than he is..." the creeper yells after me.
I tie Renegade to the bedposts and kneel over him, looking down at him as his eyes flutter open.
[Edited by Shila on 08-16-2000 at 06:47 PM]
"Oh, please, you silly creature... Ai!" I sprinkle more fae~dust on Renegade, untie him and take him back to my quarters, leaving the creeper there."Hey! come back here, Babes, I'm so much better than he is..." the creeper yells after me.
I tie Renegade to the bedposts and kneel over him, looking down at him as his eyes flutter open.
[Edited by Shila on 08-16-2000 at 06:47 PM]
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Slowly my eyes started to open. Knocked out twice in by the same person, man I need to get more practice. I look over to my left to check on creeper when I noticed that I was in another room! "What's going on." I moan now almost fully awake as I look up to see the asian girl kneeling over me. "Who are you?" I ask as I await her answer.
Slowly my eyes started to open. Knocked out twice in by the same person, man I need to get more practice. I look over to my left to check on creeper when I noticed that I was in another room! "What's going on." I moan now almost fully awake as I look up to see the asian girl kneeling over me. "Who are you?" I ask as I await her answer.
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]I smile at Renegade and reach down. "I ask the questions here!" I order. I pull out a very sharp knife...
...and slice his clothes off of his body. I stare at him approvingly, then lean down adn whisper in his ear, "You're mine, now..."
]I smile at Renegade and reach down. "I ask the questions here!" I order. I pull out a very sharp knife...
...and slice his clothes off of his body. I stare at him approvingly, then lean down adn whisper in his ear, "You're mine, now..."
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I'm very nervous about this girl. I dont know if I should be excited or scared but she definatly has me at her mercy. "You will do what I say and if you obey then you will be ok. But if you dont." she reaches down and runs the side of knife blade softly across my crotch. "I-I get the idea" I mutter as she leans in to tell me "Now the fun begins."
I'm very nervous about this girl. I dont know if I should be excited or scared but she definatly has me at her mercy. "You will do what I say and if you obey then you will be ok. But if you dont." she reaches down and runs the side of knife blade softly across my crotch. "I-I get the idea" I mutter as she leans in to tell me "Now the fun begins."
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I slide the blade along his crotch, slicing off a few hairs. I flip the blade closed and slide it into a hidden pocket. I lean forward and say to him, "Now lick my breast," as I position it over his mouth. He tentaviely flicks his tongue out at me...
I slide the blade along his crotch, slicing off a few hairs. I flip the blade closed and slide it into a hidden pocket. I lean forward and say to him, "Now lick my breast," as I position it over his mouth. He tentaviely flicks his tongue out at me...
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I hesitate at first but knowing I have no choice I open my mouth and stick out my tongue. The breast rubs itself over my mouth as my tongue flicks over the tip of her nipple. I suck down on her nipple as my tongue carreses her soft breast. "Bite down on my nipple...hard!" she commands as she runs her fingers over my crotch. I close my teeth down on her nipples gently then harder on her nipple as she moans out in pleausure.
I hesitate at first but knowing I have no choice I open my mouth and stick out my tongue. The breast rubs itself over my mouth as my tongue flicks over the tip of her nipple. I suck down on her nipple as my tongue carreses her soft breast. "Bite down on my nipple...hard!" she commands as she runs her fingers over my crotch. I close my teeth down on her nipples gently then harder on her nipple as she moans out in pleausure.
THE DARING RESCUE.....OF THE GUY...GETIING...LAID
As the new villian is riding renegade the door blows open, a blade shaped like a bird slices through the air and strikes the knife from her hand. Dont let the fun start without us I say as Destroyer Superbman and me the Blue Eagle walk in through the smoke. Destroyer escort renegade outside please, Superbman go get creeper. She's mine.Not if I can help it!! She pulls out her cat o nine tails and whips at me. After a few narrow misses The tails wrap around my forarm and start sparking up. Why the fuck isnt it shocking the hell out of you?!! The glove is insulated.Well I guess we will have to improvise!! She whips the whip around in a circle and sends me flying into the wall. She jumps up in the air attempting a flying kick, her foot slams into my face and my head goes through the wall. She pulls me back through by the neck. I was planning on getting laid you dick!! Well im sorry to fuck up your love life. Oh well......at least I will take pleasure in knowing you will never get have sex again!! Istara starts pumping her fists into my head.I finally catch her fist and get both of my feet up to her mid section and kicking her off me onto the bed. Istara pulls her knife from the wall. Well this is a discouraging development. She charges at me and I dive while still getting my cape torn. Oh it's on now!! I pull a bola from my belt and swing it around my head and let it fly, it wraps aound Istaras arms and forces her to drop the knife. Well played.......what now?
As the new villian is riding renegade the door blows open, a blade shaped like a bird slices through the air and strikes the knife from her hand. Dont let the fun start without us I say as Destroyer Superbman and me the Blue Eagle walk in through the smoke. Destroyer escort renegade outside please, Superbman go get creeper. She's mine.Not if I can help it!! She pulls out her cat o nine tails and whips at me. After a few narrow misses The tails wrap around my forarm and start sparking up. Why the fuck isnt it shocking the hell out of you?!! The glove is insulated.Well I guess we will have to improvise!! She whips the whip around in a circle and sends me flying into the wall. She jumps up in the air attempting a flying kick, her foot slams into my face and my head goes through the wall. She pulls me back through by the neck. I was planning on getting laid you dick!! Well im sorry to fuck up your love life. Oh well......at least I will take pleasure in knowing you will never get have sex again!! Istara starts pumping her fists into my head.I finally catch her fist and get both of my feet up to her mid section and kicking her off me onto the bed. Istara pulls her knife from the wall. Well this is a discouraging development. She charges at me and I dive while still getting my cape torn. Oh it's on now!! I pull a bola from my belt and swing it around my head and let it fly, it wraps aound Istaras arms and forces her to drop the knife. Well played.......what now?
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I look at him in horror, wondering just what they'll do to me now that they've got me captured... and my anticipating pussy, which had so hoped to have Renegade, accepts this substitue with happiness. I try to pull away from him, but...
I look at him in horror, wondering just what they'll do to me now that they've got me captured... and my anticipating pussy, which had so hoped to have Renegade, accepts this substitue with happiness. I try to pull away from him, but...
Meanwhile, back in the Forest
"Allright, great, So I'll see you tomorrow, right? Uh Huh, yup . . . yup, sure, OK, fine. see you then, BeaverLock. buh bye."
Dr. Impotence hangs up his cell phone and returns it to his pocket. he turns towards the forest, leaving the sleeping Armistess to her dreams. "Now, to avenge my brother's death." He strides into the forest.
Everything is quiet. A little TOO quiet for the good Doctor's liking. He dashes from tree to tree, scanning the underbrush for signs of the Superhero league, yet remaining unseen. As he nears a clearing, he spots a beautiful maiden, sleeping peacefully on the grass. Dr. Impotence grins devilishly. This must be Musicmaid. She shall pay for her part in Mr Impotence's death. He silently creeps to the edge of the trees, takes aim, and . .
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
A piercing ring emanates from the cell phone. Dr. I. swears and grabs the cell, switching it off. He looks up, ready to battle the stunning elf, but . . . Can it be? She is still asleep? Dr. Impotence runs towards the dozing dazzler and kneels. The ringing was loud enough to wake the dead, but she sleeps on? Dr Impotence's mind begins to dull, and the truth becomes all too clear - this place is bewitched, and now he too was trapped. His senses are overwhelmed, and his head topples forwards, nestling conveniently in Musicmaid's cleavage. And they sleep on . . .
OOC: welcome to the dark side, Renegade.
"Allright, great, So I'll see you tomorrow, right? Uh Huh, yup . . . yup, sure, OK, fine. see you then, BeaverLock. buh bye."
Dr. Impotence hangs up his cell phone and returns it to his pocket. he turns towards the forest, leaving the sleeping Armistess to her dreams. "Now, to avenge my brother's death." He strides into the forest.
Everything is quiet. A little TOO quiet for the good Doctor's liking. He dashes from tree to tree, scanning the underbrush for signs of the Superhero league, yet remaining unseen. As he nears a clearing, he spots a beautiful maiden, sleeping peacefully on the grass. Dr. Impotence grins devilishly. This must be Musicmaid. She shall pay for her part in Mr Impotence's death. He silently creeps to the edge of the trees, takes aim, and . .
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
A piercing ring emanates from the cell phone. Dr. I. swears and grabs the cell, switching it off. He looks up, ready to battle the stunning elf, but . . . Can it be? She is still asleep? Dr. Impotence runs towards the dozing dazzler and kneels. The ringing was loud enough to wake the dead, but she sleeps on? Dr Impotence's mind begins to dull, and the truth becomes all too clear - this place is bewitched, and now he too was trapped. His senses are overwhelmed, and his head topples forwards, nestling conveniently in Musicmaid's cleavage. And they sleep on . . .
OOC: welcome to the dark side, Renegade.
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OOC: Guilty were are you!!! You gotta get here and kill me man. Also Chrisconception has been missing in action long enough we need him back to team with Dr. Impotence, Beaverlock, and Istara.
IC: After I put my cloths back on I notice that musicmaid and armis are not with the others. "Where are Musicmaid and Armist? Werent they with you guys?" I ask as I zip up my jacket. "We thought they were here with you two" replys Superbman as he unties Creeper who quickly jumps up and proclaims "My women could be in trouble! We must hurry!" as her runs out the door and on his way back to the park. "Hey wait for me Creeper!" I yell as I run after him "And she's NOT your woman!" Destroyer and Superbman decide to stay behind with Blue Eagle.
As we get to the park we see a weird looking guy in a green suit who's knocked out. We carry him with us into the park where the faedust was finaly weak enough to enter but the others where still knocked out. We carried Morph with us as we passed by armist...wait that's not armist is it? It is! "WOO HOO! We hit the jackpot here 'R'! A sleeping beauty right in front of us!" yelled creeper as he ran up to armist. "Hey doesnt she look familour to you?" asked creeper with a confused look on his face. "You idiot" I replied as I carried the sleeping Morph on my back "that's Armist the archer!" Creeper ran into the bushes and started vomiting "ewwww I got turned on by a guy?!? Yuck!". After about two minutes of this he finaly stoped. "Have fun?" I asked as I walked up to him. "Shut up man! Hey how do you think he became a she?" asked creeper "I dont know Creeper but we better find out soon. Hey you carry armist and I'll carry this guy." "No way man you carry armist and I carry that guy!" yelled creeper looking like he was about to vomit again. "Ok ok, here carry this guy and I'll grab armist" I handed morph to creeper then picked up armist as we continued our way into the park.
After awhile we run into Musicmaid and some other guy with his head between her breasts??? "Hey!" shrieked creeper as he dropped morph on the floor "He's getting a free feel up on my girl! Let me at em let me at em!" Creeper started shadow boxing in a threatening way as I put Armist down next to a tree then pulled morph over to the same tree and then went back to creeper. "Creeper will you shut up? It's obvious that this guy was knocked out by that stuff that asian woman threw on us. We better pry them apart." I pulled Musicmaid away from Dr. Impotence and layed her next to Armist and Morph. Creeper asked me "So what do we do about this guy uh throw him into a ditch or something?" I observed the guy "Creeper I dont know if this guy is friend or foe so for now let's just leave him there." Creeper responded "But he has one of those rays like Mr. Impotence had." I shrugged my shoulders and say "We cant kill him or anything just because of THAT. What we need to do is get these three out of here and over to Blue Eagles place that's just a few blocks away from here." Creeper looked at me weird "You know were he lives?" I told him "Who doesnt? For crying out loud he has the words 'Blue Eagle' painted on the side of it."
We carried Armist, Musicmaid and Morph back to the Blue Eagles. I used a security card that he gave me after they 'saved' me from Istara earlier to get inside. We seated the 3 of them into a seat for each one then turned on the tv for awhile while we waited for the others to come back.
Will Armist forever be a woman? What are Blue Eagle and the others doing with Istara? Will Chrisconception join forces with Dr. Impotence and BeaverLock? Will Creeper and Renegade ever get along? To find out tune in next time, same creepy time,same creepy channel.
OOC: Guilty were are you!!! You gotta get here and kill me man. Also Chrisconception has been missing in action long enough we need him back to team with Dr. Impotence, Beaverlock, and Istara.
IC: After I put my cloths back on I notice that musicmaid and armis are not with the others. "Where are Musicmaid and Armist? Werent they with you guys?" I ask as I zip up my jacket. "We thought they were here with you two" replys Superbman as he unties Creeper who quickly jumps up and proclaims "My women could be in trouble! We must hurry!" as her runs out the door and on his way back to the park. "Hey wait for me Creeper!" I yell as I run after him "And she's NOT your woman!" Destroyer and Superbman decide to stay behind with Blue Eagle.
As we get to the park we see a weird looking guy in a green suit who's knocked out. We carry him with us into the park where the faedust was finaly weak enough to enter but the others where still knocked out. We carried Morph with us as we passed by armist...wait that's not armist is it? It is! "WOO HOO! We hit the jackpot here 'R'! A sleeping beauty right in front of us!" yelled creeper as he ran up to armist. "Hey doesnt she look familour to you?" asked creeper with a confused look on his face. "You idiot" I replied as I carried the sleeping Morph on my back "that's Armist the archer!" Creeper ran into the bushes and started vomiting "ewwww I got turned on by a guy?!? Yuck!". After about two minutes of this he finaly stoped. "Have fun?" I asked as I walked up to him. "Shut up man! Hey how do you think he became a she?" asked creeper "I dont know Creeper but we better find out soon. Hey you carry armist and I'll carry this guy." "No way man you carry armist and I carry that guy!" yelled creeper looking like he was about to vomit again. "Ok ok, here carry this guy and I'll grab armist" I handed morph to creeper then picked up armist as we continued our way into the park.
After awhile we run into Musicmaid and some other guy with his head between her breasts??? "Hey!" shrieked creeper as he dropped morph on the floor "He's getting a free feel up on my girl! Let me at em let me at em!" Creeper started shadow boxing in a threatening way as I put Armist down next to a tree then pulled morph over to the same tree and then went back to creeper. "Creeper will you shut up? It's obvious that this guy was knocked out by that stuff that asian woman threw on us. We better pry them apart." I pulled Musicmaid away from Dr. Impotence and layed her next to Armist and Morph. Creeper asked me "So what do we do about this guy uh throw him into a ditch or something?" I observed the guy "Creeper I dont know if this guy is friend or foe so for now let's just leave him there." Creeper responded "But he has one of those rays like Mr. Impotence had." I shrugged my shoulders and say "We cant kill him or anything just because of THAT. What we need to do is get these three out of here and over to Blue Eagles place that's just a few blocks away from here." Creeper looked at me weird "You know were he lives?" I told him "Who doesnt? For crying out loud he has the words 'Blue Eagle' painted on the side of it."
We carried Armist, Musicmaid and Morph back to the Blue Eagles. I used a security card that he gave me after they 'saved' me from Istara earlier to get inside. We seated the 3 of them into a seat for each one then turned on the tv for awhile while we waited for the others to come back.
Will Armist forever be a woman? What are Blue Eagle and the others doing with Istara? Will Chrisconception join forces with Dr. Impotence and BeaverLock? Will Creeper and Renegade ever get along? To find out tune in next time, same creepy time,same creepy channel.
Armist
I slowly open my eyes and scan my surroundings...hmmmm...no trees. I already do not like this place. I then look at my hand which has become small and frail...and so has the other. I look over my body and notice that I have large breasts now. I begin to panic as I finally notice that my maleness is now missing. I took up and see Renegade looking at me.
"Armist, you okay, buddy?" asks Renegade.
With a flash of anger, I pull out my dagger and lunge at Renegade, holding the blade to his throat. "Do you think I am 'ok?' I have been turned into a woman! Have you done this?" I only get more angry as I hear my womanly voice.
"Of course not, pal...you've saved my ass plenty of times these last few days...I would never-"
"Then who has? What vile enemy could have done this? Even Chrisconception does not have that power!"
"I dunno, Armist, I don't know."
I lower my dagger and sit down in a chair. Creeper walks by and says, "You know, for a guy, you really have a nice rack. Heck, even-" I grab him by the throat and throw him against the wall. "Say, what's the big idea, Artmist?"
"You are fortunate that I don't kill you, creature...and do not think for a second that I cannot. I have killed much hardier beings in my time."
"Creeper means no harm...although, I wouldn't exactly cry if you did kill him," says Renegade.
"Your humor could not come across a more grave pair of ears, Renegade. There is nothing I can do about my form...nothing in the scrolls of Elves ever spoke of sex changes...I shall destroy whomever did this to me." I sink back into the seat and softly say, "Oh, if my Elven princess should see me now..."
I slowly open my eyes and scan my surroundings...hmmmm...no trees. I already do not like this place. I then look at my hand which has become small and frail...and so has the other. I look over my body and notice that I have large breasts now. I begin to panic as I finally notice that my maleness is now missing. I took up and see Renegade looking at me.
"Armist, you okay, buddy?" asks Renegade.
With a flash of anger, I pull out my dagger and lunge at Renegade, holding the blade to his throat. "Do you think I am 'ok?' I have been turned into a woman! Have you done this?" I only get more angry as I hear my womanly voice.
"Of course not, pal...you've saved my ass plenty of times these last few days...I would never-"
"Then who has? What vile enemy could have done this? Even Chrisconception does not have that power!"
"I dunno, Armist, I don't know."
I lower my dagger and sit down in a chair. Creeper walks by and says, "You know, for a guy, you really have a nice rack. Heck, even-" I grab him by the throat and throw him against the wall. "Say, what's the big idea, Artmist?"
"You are fortunate that I don't kill you, creature...and do not think for a second that I cannot. I have killed much hardier beings in my time."
"Creeper means no harm...although, I wouldn't exactly cry if you did kill him," says Renegade.
"Your humor could not come across a more grave pair of ears, Renegade. There is nothing I can do about my form...nothing in the scrolls of Elves ever spoke of sex changes...I shall destroy whomever did this to me." I sink back into the seat and softly say, "Oh, if my Elven princess should see me now..."
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