Surprise! Canadian Federal Erection Thread

[Lance_Castro]

This is a succinct summary from The Walrus*:


“Pierre Poilievre and the Conservative Party were about to cruise to power with one of the largest parliamentary majorities in Canadian history.

Then Trudeau resigned.

Then Donald Trump was sworn in, launching daily threats against Canada’s economy and sovereignty.

Then Mark Carney announced his candidacy for the Liberal leadership—and promised to scrap the carbon tax.

Then Connor McDavid scored that overtime goal.

And suddenly, the entire Conservative script—the one that was supposed to take them back to power after a decade on the opposition benches—became obsolete.”

* for ignorant ahmurkins and uneducated canucks, The Walrus is a well-regarded Canadian public affairs magazine.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

This is a succinct summary from The Walrus:


“Pierre Poilievre and the Conservative Party were about to cruise to power with one of the largest parliamentary majorities in Canadian history.

Then Trudeau resigned.

Then Donald Trump was sworn in, launching daily threats against Canada’s economy and sovereignty.

Then Mark Carney announced his candidacy for the Liberal leadership—and promised to scrap the carbon tax.

Then Connor McDavid scored that overtime goal.

And suddenly, the entire Conservative script—the one that was supposed to take them back to power after a decade on the opposition benches—became obsolete.”

It sucks the party has gone so far off the "right" end of the pool. I mean Peter Mackay would have sewn this up ( or maybe not, he did lose to O'Toole,talk about poetic justice in a name...). PP's just flailing in the wind.

 

[Lance_Castro]

It sucks the party has gone so far off the "right" end of the pool. I mean Peter Mackay would have sewn this up ( or maybe not, he did lose to O'Toole,talk about poetic justice in a name...). PP's just flailing in the wind.

Peter MacKay fucked up the merger by not keeping leadership in PC hands.

Fucking idiot albertans think they’re little hitlers.

Elmer was an intelligent person and an astute politician…. His son’s a dummy.

 

[Oyster69]

I’m surprised that anyone in Canada is openly imitating MAGA sheep, but you’re certainly making an effort.

You’re a fucking retard!

 

[Oyster69]

I'm amazing that support for conservatives in Canada went from 80% to 20% in less than a month

It’s bullshit! Don’t believe a second of it!!
Carney has a handful of paid attendees at his pressers that get paid to stand there.
Poilievre has thousands willingly in attendance, during the day and weeknights!

 

[ll74]

It’s bullshit! Don’t believe a second of it!!

You can ignore the truth

Carney has a handful of paid attendees at his pressers that get paid to stand there.
Poilievre has thousands willingly in attendance, during the day and weeknights!

Aah yes....the whole rally aspect.

Sorry bub, Trump fucked your dude

 

[Oyster69]

Hmm, I could be wrong, but wasn't Trump the first guy to use crowd size as a barometer to predicting a person's electability?

I'm voting for the country, given your reply you're voting to join the US. There is no grey in this election.

It's nobody, btw. Try and use proper grammar, it might make your childish attempt at an insult more effective.

Well, “No body” is intentional, you’re not nuanced enough and seemingly lack the intellect to know where it’s from but, you have established that you’re a liberal cocksucker!
Question, does your asshole get jealous of your mouth for all the shit that comes out of it?

I'm voting for the country, given your reply you're voting to join the US. There is no grey in this election.

It's nobody, btw. Try and use proper grammar, it might make your childish attempt at an insult more effective.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

, The Walrus is a well-regarded Canadian public affairs magazine.

And your mom's nickname.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

Well, “No body” is intentional,

Really? Hmmm

No meaning: Used as a function word to express the negative of an alternative choice or possibility.

Body meaning:The main central part of a plant or animal as distinguished from limbs or head.

you’re not nuanced enough and seemingly lack the intellect to know where it’s from but,

So using the definitions above, you're saying I am not nuanced enough to understand when you write, "No body" I don't understand that you mean lack of a physical or material part of a human being.

you have established that you’re a liberal cocksucker!

You have established that you argue at a grade school academic level, (grade 7 is my guess). Which is why you express anger and use insults, instead of just admitting I made a grammatical error, need to proof check my posts better and moved on. This is a site dedicated to erotic literature, words matter.

Question, does your asshole get jealous of your mouth for all the shit that comes out of it?

Already answered, see above in bold.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary

You and I are a fine example of the difference between what the Progressive Conservative party was, and what the current Conservative party is today.
When the party once again embraces the "Progressive" aspect, I'll return and support it. Untill then I'll place my vote where is will do the best to benefit Canada first, myself second. Which in this case is supporting Carney. Who I woulds still support at this time in history if he was as an NDP or Conservative leader.

Would you support PP as the leader of the Liberals? Not meaning to project, but I doubt it.

 

[Lance_Castro]

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[Fuzzy1975]

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lol, my 1973 licence plate is still good, getting a bit faded though, but no pealing etc. The new ones last about 5 years, and after 5 years you have to pay for a new one. Maybe this person is just making the point....

 

[Lance_Castro]

Trouble in Toryland…

“Kory Teneycke, a former federal communications director for the party who more recently helped with Ontario Premier Doug Ford’s re-election, told an Empire Club of Canada event on March 26 that the alarm bells should be going off inside Conservative headquarters, and an immediate pivot to focus the campaign on battling Trump’s tariffs is critically needed.

Internal Ontario Tory polling, which is typically not released but which Teneycke gave to the Toronto Star, showed the Conservatives 15 points behind the Liberals in Ontario, where more than one-third of the seats in the House of Commons are being contested.”

 

[MajorRewrite]

You’re a fucking retard!

Your imitation of MAGA sheep is very strong.

 

[Lance_Castro]

The Conservatives need video of Carney at an all-bois freakout at Rory & Delux’s trailer to turn the polls around.

“Internal Ontario Progressive Conservative polling obtained by CBC News paints a bleak picture for Team Poilievre in Canada's most populous province.

Carney's Liberals are at 48 per cent provincewide and the Conservatives at 33 per cent.”

 

[rgraham666]

I’m surprised that anyone in Canada is openly imitating MAGA sheep, but you’re certainly making an effort.

A person is what they know, and currently many people get what they know from drug dealers.

Drug dealers are those websites, podcasts, and cable news providers that spread fear, anger, and hatred. These sources know those emotions are addictive and work hard to make sure the addicts are well supplied. They also make sure that their addicts emotions are pointed in a direction that is politically useful to them.

This is a global phenomena and not limited to America. It's why the world's democracies are struggling with the rise of authoritarians and barbarians masquerading as conservatives.

 

[rgraham666]

The live version is choppy and low resolution because there were so many people last night it was crashing the nearby cell phone tower!!! :

here's a high res version backup of the Surrey, BC rally (this version wasn't transmitted live due to 5600+ people crashing the wifi):

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7485905067351084294

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN3VFZz3lKs

https://youtube.com/shorts/EGprHonXikc?si=ygu8tXQ7IySkI2Dk

These videos are from rallies held in Liberal/NDP strongholds such as Hamilton, Lower B.C. mainland, etc...

A few thousand people showing up at a rally in areas that have millions of people is no indication of electoral success.

 

[Lance_Castro]

A few thousand people showing up at a rally in areas that have millions of people is no indication of electoral success.

The other thing to consider is that much like MAGA types…. The “ trucker convoy” “ fuck trudeau” types in places like Surrey and Hamilton probably dont participate in Angus Reid or Ipsos polls.

And the ConMen Party are outspending the Liberals in social media.

So, it IS possible that the angry stupid people who support PP could be greater in number than the media knows…..

 

[MajorRewrite]

Canada has reached the big time of political comedy.

 

[KingDJT]

Not God! Funny as fuck,this isn't going to help matters

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/03/canadian-liberal-pm-mark-carney-under-fire-resurfaced/

 

[Lance_Castro]

Canadian Prime Ministers are required to date Ghislane. It’s in the Constitution.

Lol

 

[Rebel5soul]

Amazing how deeply that crew had embedded themselves in the worlds who's who. Her father taught her well.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

Amazing how deeply that crew had embedded themselves in the worlds who's who. Her father taught her well.

No one reads the gateway pundit outside of idiots like you. Why? Cause it's the "News of the World" from the 1970s....

 

[Fuzzy1975]

Not God! Funny as fuck,this isn't going to help matters

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/03/canadian-liberal-pm-mark-carney-under-fire-resurfaced/

It didn't hurt Trump now did it?

 

[Lance_Castro]

Amazing how deeply that crew had embedded themselves in the worlds who's who. Her father taught her well.

Every group of 100 people has ~10 homosexuals, 10 criminals, a handful of molesters, 30 mentally ill, some sexual deviants, a few Little Hitlers like Butters, etc.

It crosses all social castes.