Sweet Cherry wants to lick my toes

[SweetCherry]

Oooh! April wine?



If not, I'm thinking I'll just have to get ya drunk and take advantage of you. Is that ok?

 

[red_rose]

Oooh! April wine?



If not, I'm thinking I'll just have to get ya drunk and take advantage of you. Is that ok?

*looks through pantry*

Sorry, hon, I'm all out of April wine. lol

I'm a cheap drunk...and if you ask the muppet-boy, I'm hard to take advantage of when I'm drunk - I'm usually the one taking the advantage!

 

[SweetCherry]

*looks through pantry*

Sorry, hon, I'm all out of April wine. lol

I'm a cheap drunk...and if you ask the muppet-boy, I'm hard to take advantage of when I'm drunk - I'm usually the one taking the advantage!

Hussy!! Umm, did I mention I LIKE hussies?



I SO have to share this. I got back from the store a little while ago from getting the kids a sluchy and a gallon of milk. While there, there was this stunning blond chick in leathers and her hair pulled into a tight ponytail. Outside, was this amazing motorcycle. A harley, no less. I like biker chicks.



So, how much does ist take to get you drunk?

 

[red_rose]

Was it the TX from Terminator 3? lol

It... depends on what I've drank lately. lol If I'm all up to speed, it could take a while to get me loopy.

If I haven't drank in a couple of weeks, it could be three mixed drinks or the better part of a bottle of wine, really. lol

 

[SweetCherry]

Heh. I've not seen T3. I haven't actually been to a movie in about 10 years, as frightening as that is. I thikn the last movie I saw was the Brady Bunch Movie. How sad is that?



Hmm, I've got 7 bottles of hard lemonade, some mudslides and some strawberry schnapps. Think that'll do?

 

[red_rose]

Works for me!

I'm a movie-a-holic. Cheffie has a hard time dealing with that. lol

He'll never let me live Matrix 2 down - God, that movie was awful!
And now he's whining because I'm going to see the good ones without him. lol

 

[SweetCherry]

Heh. I remember him complaining about that one. Touch. He needs a little bit of bad movies to make him appreciate the good ones when he sees them.

 

[red_rose]

Exactly!

I'll go see the really good ones again when he gets back, anyhow. lol I may have to introduce him to the wonders of the dollar theater if he takes too long.

BTW, INS cashed my check! Stage One of Get Mah Man Back Home is complete! lol

 

[SweetCherry]

Yay!! I almost wish the blond child had waited to lose her teeth til February. She looks SO adorable and sounds even cuter. I love that little lisp.



I'm just sulking cuz I couldn't get a date for the wedding. Well, I ALMOST did, except she already had plans.

 

[red_rose]

Wait, wait, wait - she already has plans for February??? Wow. Popular gal! lol

 

[SweetCherry]

Actually, early March, but it's too close to what she's gotta do. And yes, she IS. I'm gonna have to get a big ol' stick to beat everyone who comes too close to my girl.

 

[red_rose]

Well, you can sit with my friend Ray.

Wait, maybe not. He's kinda scary.

If my friend Dawn from FL comes, you can sit with her. Just slap her if she gets too fresh.

 

[SweetCherry]

Heh. If she'd get freah with me, she'd better get her eyes checked. She'll be seeing worse than I do!

 

[red_rose]

If she comes, she might be brining her 6-yr-old. lol We'll match him up with your little one and take greeting card pictures. LOL j/k

*sigh* I want him to come home.

 

[SweetCherry]

*hugs*

I know that feeling well, RR. I'd sell my soul for 5 minutes on the phone right now.

Hmm, matching my lil girl with a boy already? Dunno about that. She's pretty darn cute. I'm gonna have to beat the boys with a big ol' stick to keep 'em away from her. You've seen pics of her, right?

 

[red_rose]

I think he showed me some pictures back before I really knew much about you all. lol Definitely before the whole wedding planning.

They're on this PC somewhere - I'll find 'em.

 

[SweetCherry]

OK, I'm SO the tired wench now. I might be able to sleep. It's time for an attempt anyhow. Have a nice nite, RR.

 

[red_rose]

Double-post!

 

[red_rose]

You, too, sweetie.

I'm about to hit the hay, myself.

 

[SweetCherry]

Ahem. Shameless bump here. I'm just stalking RR and those toes of hers.

 

[red_rose]

*wiggles toes*

I think I need a pedicure.

 

[SweetCherry]

Heh. you're gonna trust a blind woman to give you a pedicure? I just make the kids paint my toenails when I want them to look pretty.

 

[red_rose]

LOL

Right after I posted that, I thought, "That didn't come out right at all..."

I meant that I need a pedicure before my toes will be stalk-worthy. heh

 

[Effigy]

Wench

Wench

Wench

Wench

Yup, seem to be plenty here.

 

[SweetCherry]

Wench

Wench

Wench

Wench

Yup, seem to be plenty here.

Did you really think there'd be a shortage of wenches when I'm around, Muppet Boy?