Sweet Cherry wants to lick my toes

[red_rose]

I think he was counting himself amongst the wenches - not sure, though.

If he didn't, he should have.

 

[SweetCherry]

He's just jealous, RR. He WANTS to be a wench so I flirt with him instead of abuse him.

 

[red_rose]

Deep down, he loves the abuse. heh.

Oh...and we've decided that the lil' blonde one will be walking down the aisle un-escorted.

We're not going to have a ring-bearer.

Now ask me why. lol

 

[SweetCherry]

Heh. She won't have a boy to drool on, eh? Why's she not being escorted? LOL

 

[red_rose]

I'm going to wear his ring...and he's going to wear mine.

That was all his idea, but I must say that I like it very much.

 

[SweetCherry]

Tis a good idea. And it also keeps my innocent little blond girl away from the boys. I wanna keep that one as innocent as possible for a while.

The little snot has now learned basic multiplication. I swear she's too smart to be 6! It took hre all of 2 minutes to get the hang of it.

 

[red_rose]

Yeah, Cheffie was just telling me about the lil' one and her multiplication tables. lol Too funny.

 

[SweetCherry]

Heh. And to think, she's just going into 2nd grade. I swear, her teachers are gonna be hard pressed to keep her occupied.

Now you see why he likes the little brat.



Well, except for the fact that she's got her mother's attitude.

;p

 

[Effigy]

I'm going to wear his ring...and he's going to wear mine.

That was all his idea, but I must say that I like it very much.

All the good ones are, dear.

 

[red_rose]

All the good ones are, dear.

Are not!

 

[SweetCherry]

He's so lippy at times, isn't he, RR?

 

[Effigy]

Funny how both of you are putting tongues out.

Oh well, lick away.

 

[SweetCherry]

Are you saying I get to french kiss the bride?

 

[SVP]

I'm having some, um... issues at the moment. But I had this alt screenname from a while back, so I'm still here! lol

I think it's only fair, really, considering he wants to make out with the best man and all.

 

[SweetCherry]

Hehe. I can take your virginity! Woohoo!

 

[SVP]

Yeah, yeah - I'm a sad lil' newbie again. lol

 

[april-wine]

Yeah, yeah - I'm a sad lil' newbie again. lol

HOW come ALL the new chicks hit on my girlfriend......

 

[SVP]

Everyone hits on your girlfriend. lol New chicks and old chicks alike. LOL

Boys, too. Heh.

 

[SweetCherry]

Everyone hits on your girlfriend. lol New chicks and old chicks alike. LOL

Boys, too. Heh.

Dammit, why do I always miss getting hit on? I thought I just got groped by dirty old bastards who I'd rather cut off my arms than grope them back! Hell, and here I find out I'm getting hit on! Why does nobody tell me these things?

 

[SVP]

*bats eyelashes at the cherrilicious one*

*blows kisses at her girlfriend*

Heh.

 

[SweetCherry]

OK, now THAT is getting hit on!

 

[april-wine]

*bats eyelashes at the cherrilicious one*

*blows kisses at her girlfriend*

Heh.

hehe....cherrilicious definately

 

[SweetCherry]

hehe....cherrilicious definately

Come closer and have a good taste, baby.

 

[SVP]

You guyyyyys! This was supposed to be a thread full of fake lesbian flirting!

Ack! lol



*sits back and grabs a bag o' popcorn*

 

[SweetCherry]

Heh. Hmm, then I spose I can just grope the virgin RR. I'll save the other stuff for foreplay tonite with April.