lipscum
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She made it fit better for me) 
Ladybird
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A quick hello.. hug.. kiss.. lick... hmmm.... from Guernsey.
How are you my friends?
I won't be posting all that much, internet time here is incredibly expensive... around 5p a minute. Seems there's only one server here, and the isp that owns it can charge what they like... there's no competition.
But Guernsey is the prettiest place I think I've ever seen. The house my son is in was built in 1707.. the roads are so narrow, that two cars can't pass unless one mounts the footpath.
All around the isle are bunkers built by the Germans during WW2. They held the island and with it being so close to the UK, protected it fiercely. There are many reminders still here. I'll post some pics when I can.
Meanwhile.......... take care.
How are you my friends?
I won't be posting all that much, internet time here is incredibly expensive... around 5p a minute. Seems there's only one server here, and the isp that owns it can charge what they like... there's no competition.
But Guernsey is the prettiest place I think I've ever seen. The house my son is in was built in 1707.. the roads are so narrow, that two cars can't pass unless one mounts the footpath.
All around the isle are bunkers built by the Germans during WW2. They held the island and with it being so close to the UK, protected it fiercely. There are many reminders still here. I'll post some pics when I can.
Meanwhile.......... take care.
roybot
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Ladybird said:A quick hello.. hug.. kiss.. lick... hmmm.... from Guernsey.
How are you my friends?
I won't be posting all that much, internet time here is incredibly expensive... around 5p a minute. Seems there's only one server here, and the isp that owns it can charge what they like... there's no competition.
But Guernsey is the prettiest place I think I've ever seen. The house my son is in was built in 1707.. the roads are so narrow, that two cars can't pass unless one mounts the footpath.
All around the isle are bunkers built by the Germans during WW2. They held the island and with it being so close to the UK, protected it fiercely. There are many reminders still here. I'll post some pics when I can.
Meanwhile.......... take care.
WOW,,,,such history & sounds beautiful. Have a great time again, & We'll be here, dont worry about that. Take what pix you can & relax & have fun & at least fer me its more than just about skin shots. (EVEN though I LOVE!!!!!!! all those.)
That close to London!!! should take a rowboat & visit Lips.....
bye fer now.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: SIMPSONS.....For roybot
oops.
Its later than I thought I would get done.
Had an email from sis old man. took longer to finish than expected.
I'll straiten things out after work tommorrow.
unless some unforeseeable event takes place.
Nite, & almost Morn to ya, for you.
lipscum said:
oops.
Its later than I thought I would get done.
Had an email from sis old man. took longer to finish than expected.
I'll straiten things out after work tommorrow.
unless some unforeseeable event takes place.
Nite, & almost Morn to ya, for you.
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Enjoy
"Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch,
"You've got to help me! Every night I have the same
horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of a sudden
five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."
The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you do?"
"I push them away!"
"I see. And what can I do to help you with this?"
The patient implored, "Please,... Break my arms!"
"Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch,
"You've got to help me! Every night I have the same
horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of a sudden
five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."
The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you do?"
"I push them away!"
"I see. And what can I do to help you with this?"
The patient implored, "Please,... Break my arms!"
roybot
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Re: Enjoy
I hate it when that happens!!!!!
&& women golfing???? what was that about??????
Pipebender said:"Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch,
"You've got to help me! Every night I have the same
horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of a sudden
five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."
The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you do?"
"I push them away!"
"I see. And what can I do to help you with this?"
The patient implored, "Please,... Break my arms!"
I hate it when that happens!!!!!
&& women golfing???? what was that about??????
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Old Captain
Subject: Fw: Retirement payoff
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided
to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who
volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.
The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and
walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be
measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He
walked out with $96,000. The third one was a grizzly old Captain who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied "from the tip of my penis to my testicles."
It was suggested by the pension man that he may want to reconsider,
explaining about the nice checks the previous two officers had
received.
But the old Captain insisted and they decided to go along with him
providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.
The medical officer arrived and instructed the Captain to "drop 'em",
which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Captain's penis and began to work back.
"My God!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"
The Captain calmly replied "Vietnam."
Subject: Fw: Retirement payoff
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided
to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who
volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.
The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and
walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be
measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He
walked out with $96,000. The third one was a grizzly old Captain who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied "from the tip of my penis to my testicles."
It was suggested by the pension man that he may want to reconsider,
explaining about the nice checks the previous two officers had
received.
But the old Captain insisted and they decided to go along with him
providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.
The medical officer arrived and instructed the Captain to "drop 'em",
which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Captain's penis and began to work back.
"My God!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"
The Captain calmly replied "Vietnam."
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Captain Retierment
Figured you would like that joke Roy....
Figured you would like that joke Roy....
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Synnerman said:
Nothing personal Bender but that was not my Idea of a great way to get big bonus. I rather like to keep things closer than that. Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UUgh,,,,,,
preferably,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
But at the time displascement, & offering,,,,
you could not put him in a better bargaining situation!!!!!!!!!
I'mm all in favour of him!!!
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Pipebender
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Synnerman said:
Tell you the truth Roy, I would rather die broke than get a bonus that way. When I check out I want all my parts to go with me.
That makes no sense Syn........................
Who cares what or where your body parts are when you check-out..............
Take the money and use it how you want...........Before you check-out ! ! !
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