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[Synnerman]

Re: Synner Response

See.............Cherry.............

I told you Syn would be around...............

Not quite sure about his response but, I think peeing is not a problem...............Maybe just where

And if you do scratch behind his ears I agree with Syn.............

He should be on his knees

Seems like you read my post correctly Bender.

 

[SweetCherry]

Heh. Synner on his knees? Sounds like confession or something.



Besides, I'm the one on my knees. My girl likes me there. I do too.



And NOBODY is gonna pee on my foot. Watersports is SO not my thing.

 

[Synnerman]

And NOBODY is gonna pee on my foot. Watersports is SO not my thing.

Glad to see we agree on that one.

Nice to see you again Cherry. I do hope life is treating you well. It is always nice to have visitors here at the hangout.

I have noticed you have been active on the board lately. I see your AV every now and then in my travels. Stop by often, I can't promise nobody here will bite you but we do try to be gentle about it.

 

[Pipebender]

Bites

Syn is right................NO bites...................

How about a little nibble ? ? ?

 

[SweetCherry]

Yes, Syn, I have been active, I'm still trying to catch up with the time I lost when my pc was at the shop. I'm almost there I think.

Have no fear tho, I will be stopping by. I enjoy abusing those who abuse me back.



Bender, if ya wanna nibble, ya gotta ask my girl first. She tells me she's greedy and stuff. You can lick your pc screen tho and taste my av.

 

[Synnerman]

Well now, What does that Screen taste like Bender? Maybe it would be better to ask her girl for permission for that nibble. I do believe that it would be worth the risk. After all, just what could she do, besides murder that is.

 

[SweetCherry]

Hehe. She's too sweet to commit murder. Just don't let her sweet demeanor fool you. She's about as innocent as you are, Syn.

 

[Synnerman]

Hehe. She's too sweet to commit murder. Just don't let her sweet demeanor fool you. She's about as innocent as you are, Syn.

Hey now, I resemble that remark. I mean resent that remark. True, but I still resent it.

I haven't formally met your lady but have seen many of her posts and know she is a lady worth knowing. The innocence question, well now, I think it would be foolish of me to speculate. I will just take your woud for it.

This ole Synner is about asleep on the keyboard so even though dawn is upon us I bid y'all good night.

One for Cherry and one for her lady.

 

[SweetCherry]

Sleep well, Syn.

 

[Pipebender]

Licking

UMM UMM Cherry

May I have another ? ? ?

for you and your other

 

[Synnerman]

Sleep well, Syn.

I guess that was exactly the wish I needed. I was sleeping by the time my head hit the pillow. Woke up five hours later and went all day without feeling tired.

Cherry, I think I will save that post and read it each night before I sack out. Last night it was better than a rock in the pillow to rock me to sleep when my head hit it.

 

[SweetCherry]

Syn, that's cuz I'm a mom. I know how to get people to sleep, even those who don't wanna. It's a talent.

 

[Synnerman]

Bender, aren't you in the Chi area? Seems like you said you are. What kind of weather are you having? Seems a bit cold here for being Mid June.

I just started cleaning up my bike for the summer season but now I am wondering if there will be any good riding weather this year. Pulled the battery this weekend for charging and will fire it up in a day or so.

Too many projects going on here all at the same time. I got kids coming for a visit in about a week or so and my outboard motor for the runabout is acting up. Always the way it works.

 

[Pipebender]

Chicago

Yea Syn.........I am in Chicago...........

Weather is pretty funky here for June................

About the 60's and raining on and off thru out the day.........

Lake is cold and downtown is in the 50's............

AND VERY Windy.......................

Been here 40 years and cannot remember a June like this.....

Must be all that EL-NEE-NO stuff commin from your Boat

 

[Pipebender]

Cherry

You still peekin' in MOM ? ? ?

 

[lipscum]

Re: Chicago

Yea Syn.........I am in Chicago...........

Weather is pretty funky here for June................

About the 60's and raining on and off thru out the day.........

Lake is cold and downtown is in the 50's............

AND VERY Windy.......................

Been here 40 years and cannot remember a June like this.....

Must be all that EL-NEE-NO stuff commin from your Boat

Well join the club .................But at least it reached 70f here today, but its windy as well.

 

[SweetCherry]

Re: Cherry

You still peekin' in MOM ? ? ?

Heh. I peek in all day long when I get the urge. It's the joys of staying home.

 

[lipscum]

Syn, that's cuz I'm a mom. I know how to get people to sleep, even those who don't wanna. It's a talent.

Have a go at Jamie my 5 year old he won't sleep in his own bed..Any advice?.

 

[SweetCherry]

Hmm, my 2 both learned young to sleep in their own beds from the start. Find out why it is he doesn't want to be in his own bed. Make the change gradually, if possible. If it's a matter of him being afraid of being in his own room, try a nite lite or let him sleep in your own room, but not in the bed. Maybe a sleeping bag on the floor, out of the way so he won't get stepped on. Either that, or just get tough and tell him how it will be. Every now and again, it's really hard to be a parent. PM me if you'd like and I can maybe give you more tips.

 

[lipscum]

sleeping

Hmm, my 2 both learned young to sleep in their own beds from the start. Find out why it is he doesn't want to be in his own bed. Make the change gradually, if possible. If it's a matter of him being afraid of being in his own room, try a nite lite or let him sleep in your own room, but not in the bed. Maybe a sleeping bag on the floor, out of the way so he won't get stepped on. Either that, or just get tough and tell him how it will be. Every now and again, it's really hard to be a parent. PM me if you'd like and I can maybe give you more tips.

THANKS .......I just sent you a PM.

 

[Pipebender]

Peeking in

Hello.....................

Anybody there..............

 

[lipscum]

Re: Peeking in

Hello.....................

Anybody there..............

BOO!

 

[Synnerman]

Since I live with a Macaw I get many Parrot jokes from friends. Here is one I just got and LMFAO.

Subject: Pet parrot




An elderly woman was looking for a pet to be a good companion and
not much trouble. The pet store owner suggested a parrot, showed it to her
and guaranteed her it would be a wonderful companion.
The woman asked if it would behave if she took it to church with her
on Sundays.
The owner said it shouldn't be a problem and that she could put him
on her shoulder and he would stay there.

She bought the parrot and for the next week spent time getting to know him.
Assured that he spoke properly and was well behaved, she put him on
her shoulder and went off to church. Just as everyone quieted down and
the sermon began, the parrot looked around, squawked and said, "It's
goddamned cold in here!"
Everyone turned to look at her and she ran out of the church in
total embarrassment!

All the next week, she talked to the parrot explaining the necessity
to remain quiet during church. The parrot understood so she put him on
her shoulder and went to church the following Sunday.
Once again, just as everything got quiet and the sermon began, the
parrot squawked, looked around and loudly proclaimed, "It's goddamned cold
in here!!" And again the woman ran from the church.

The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the
embarrassing situation to the owner.
Since she didn't want to get rid of the parrot, the owner offered
the following solution: "If the parrot does that again, grab him by the
legs and swing him around 5 or 6 times and return him to your shoulder."

"That'll work?" asked the woman.
"Guaranteed!" exclaimed the owner.
So, the next Sunday she took the parrot to church and, sure enough,
just as the sermon started, the parrot squawked, "It's goddamned cold in here!!"
Without any hesitation, the woman grabbed his legs, swung him around
5 or 6 times and placed him back on her shoulder.

The parrot shook his head, ruffled his feathers and said, "Pretty
fuckin' windy, too!"

 

[Synnerman]

Hey Bender, from the Parrot's remark at the end do you think he thought he was in Chicago?

 

[Synnerman]

OK, for the poor mistreated blondes here is one sent to me by my blonde daughter.


The girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy! Mommy!" she yelled, "we were counting today and
all the other kids could only count to 4,
but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy! Mommy!" she yelled,
"we were saying the alphabet today and all the other
kids could only say it to D,
but I said it to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy! Mommy!" she yelled,
"we were in gym class today and when we showered,
all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
She lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C's.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"No, it's because you're 25."
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