Synner Hangout

[Synnerman]

Hey, Don't get down on me, I didn't write it.

Have fun, Y'all.

 

[Pipebender]

Parrot

Sounds more like a New youk bird to me Syn

 

[Pipebender]

Blonde Joke

Really liked this one Syn..............

It's being E-mailed all over the world as soon as I sign off Lit

 

[roybot]

Liked 'em both synn.
But I sure do have a spot fer a
good blonde joke!!!

 

[Synnerman]

Here is a little story about the fact we are never too old to learn a new technique.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

An older Redneck married a sweet, young thang half his age.

After several months, the sweet, young thang complained that she had never climaxed
during sex; and according to her Grandma, all Redneck women are entitled to a
climax once in a while.

So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the local country
Veterinarian since there was no doctor anywhere in the county.

The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot
summer, his Mama and Daddy would fan a cow that was having any difficulty birthing a
calf to cool her down and make her struggles easier. So, the Vet told them to hire a strong,
virile, young man to wave a towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said,
would cause the sweet, young thang to climax.

So the couple hired a strong, virile, young man to wave a towel over them as the Vet
suggested.

After many efforts, still no climax. They went back to the Vet.

The Vet said for the sweet, young thang to change partners and have the virile, young man
have sex with her, while the elderly Redneck husband waved the towel.

They tried it that night and the sweet, young thang went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting
climaxes, one after the other.

When it was over, the elderly, Redneck husband smugly looked down at
the strong, virile, young man and said, "Ya see, city slicker, now THAT's how ya
wave a towel."

 

[Synnerman]

Y'all see that, The towel has more use than just to cover the wet spot.

 

[Pipebender]

Knock Knock

Can Harley come out and play ? ? ? ? ?

Can LFF come out and play ? ? ? ? ?

Can Cherry come out and play ? ? ? ? ?

Can Pam come out and play ? ? ? ?

Can HHG come out and play ? ? ? ?

Syn and Roy can stay at home...................

I wanna play with the above by myself...................

Except Harley of course

 

[Laineforfun]

Here is a little story about the fact we are never too old to learn a new technique.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

An older Redneck married a sweet, young thang half his age.

After several months, the sweet, young thang complained that she had never climaxed
during sex; and according to her Grandma, all Redneck women are entitled to a
climax once in a while.

So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the local country
Veterinarian since there was no doctor anywhere in the county.

The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot
summer, his Mama and Daddy would fan a cow that was having any difficulty birthing a
calf to cool her down and make her struggles easier. So, the Vet told them to hire a strong,
virile, young man to wave a towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said,
would cause the sweet, young thang to climax.

So the couple hired a strong, virile, young man to wave a towel over them as the Vet
suggested.

After many efforts, still no climax. They went back to the Vet.

The Vet said for the sweet, young thang to change partners and have the virile, young man
have sex with her, while the elderly Redneck husband waved the towel.

They tried it that night and the sweet, young thang went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting
climaxes, one after the other.

When it was over, the elderly, Redneck husband smugly looked down at
the strong, virile, young man and said, "Ya see, city slicker, now THAT's how ya
wave a towel."

Hey Syn, I THINK I might have heard that one before!!!!!!!! Glad you liked it

 

[lipscum]

Re: Knock Knock

Can Harley come out and play ? ? ? ? ?

Can LFF come out and play ? ? ? ? ?

Can Cherry come out and play ? ? ? ? ?

Can Pam come out and play ? ? ? ?

Can HHG come out and play ? ? ? ?

Syn and Roy can stay at home...................

I wanna play with the above by myself...................

Except Harley of course

Maybe they've all got something better to do.

 

[Laineforfun]

Re: Re: Knock Knock

Maybe they've all got something better to do.

So sorry I couldn't come out and play today. We spent the day out on the river sturgeon fishing in our new boat for fathers day. We are all sooooo sun burnt but we had a blast

Laine

 

[Pipebender]

Roybot

WOW ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

A day went by and Roy did not post...................

Must be busy drinking tea and eating crumpets with the Brit Buddy

 

[roybot]

Re: Roybot

WOW ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

A day went by and Roy did not post...................

Must be busy drinking tea and eating crumpets with the Brit Buddy

Really,
But it could be difficult. if one was busy managing
beer, pastries, & sunburn.
, .
& not to forget the pursuit of the perfect ,,,,,,,
elusive,,,,,,,, Redfish.
Ah well.
Back to medicating the sun induced, skin degeneration.

 

[Ladybird]

Honey I'm homeee......

Hiya friends.

Time flies, and here I am back in pretty Perth. I should still be in Guernsey, but Wednesday night my darling daughter in law had a temper tantrum and kicked me out. Seems she don't love me.

The earliest I could get a flight out was Friday morning, and I only arrived home yesterday (Monday) afternoon.

I am jet lagged, stuffed, knackered, shell shocked and teary. The whole thing was horrible, but worst of all, things between my son and dil are very strained to say the least. My son was there when it all blew up, and saw for himself how it all came about.

So what started out as a trip to help them with the baby, ended up very badly. Tis such a pity.

So here I am, in desperate need of hugs and comfort. Some wild abandoned sex would be nice too...

 

[Pipebender]

HUGS and COMFORT

Well you got them from me LB...............

Life does seem to get complicated at times...........

You tried..........Keep your chin up...................

Hopefully...........This will pass..........

Wanna Fuck ? ? ?

 

[Gusty Wind]

Y'all see that, The towel has more use than just to cover the wet spot.

 

[Synnerman]

Welcome home LB, you know this is where you are loved the most anyway.

Really now, I feel bad for you having a tiff with the daughter-in-law but given my own past with in-laws I must say that's not totally unusual. I never let it affect the family though. Just write it off. I don't doubt for a minute your son is on your side anyway.

Now come on over here and cuddle close, I want to whisper sweet nothings in your ear.

 

[Synnerman]

Hey Syn, I THINK I might have heard that one before!!!!!!!! Glad you liked it

You bet I liked it. Liked it enough to let the gang here in on it.

The only thing better than a good joke is good sex. And there is no such thing as bad sex. The sex ratings run the entire spectrum from good to OH MY GOD I THINK I DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN.

 

[Synnerman]

Gusty, you little minx you. You went through here so fast I missed seeing you. I did feel a gentle wind go by though.

Stop in again anytime, and next time say hello.

BTW I already told you on that thread how I got my Lit name. See ya.

 

[Gusty Wind]

Gusty, you little minx you. You went through here so fast I missed seeing you. I did feel a gentle wind go by though.

Stop in again anytime, and next time say hello.

BTW I already told you on that thread how I got my Lit name. See ya.

I just sneak in quietly... see if you were there..

I saw you on my thread too.. Thank you.

I'll stop by any time..

Now!! Tell me this is my NEW HANGOUT place! wink*

 

[Gusty Wind]

's thread?

 

[Synnerman]

Re: Knock Knock

Can Harley come out and play ? ? ? ? ?

Can LFF come out and play ? ? ? ? ?

Can Cherry come out and play ? ? ? ? ?

Can Pam come out and play ? ? ? ?

Can HHG come out and play ? ? ? ?

Syn and Roy can stay at home...................

I wanna play with the above by myself...................

Except Harley of course

I sure am glad you clarified that about harley. I almost started to wonder about you.

For anyone interested in what HHG is doing I recently exchanged e-mail with her. Her and her family are doing well. They are house hunting and hope to find something out of town with a bit of land. I wished them luck and told HG we haven't forgotten her and she is welcome back here whenever she is ready.

No word from Pam and my last e-mail there went unanswered.

End of update Bender.

 

[Synnerman]

I just sneak in quietly... see if you were there..

I saw you on my thread too.. Thank you.

I'll stop by any time..

Now!! Tell me this is my NEW HANGOUT place! wink*

You can hangout with us any old time you wish. Sometimes there is actually someone here when a person pops in.

 

[Gusty Wind]

You can hangout with us any old time you wish. Sometimes there is actually someone here when a person pops in.

Thank you very much.. you makes me feels very welcome!

I Love it when some one POP in.

 

[Synnerman]

Gusty Wind Pic thread



For all you Synners who haven't seen Gusty's pic thread I urge you to check it out.

Gusty is one beautiful woman and a natural beauty in front of a camera. Her pics are both natural and quite inviting. Gusty Wind is absolutely one sexy lady.

Also I found myself admiring the skill of her photographer as well. I haven't gotten all the way through that thread yet but you can bet this ole Synner will before he's done.

This will help you on your way to a wonderful photographic experience.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=169788&perpage=25&pagenumber=1

 

[Gusty Wind]

Re: Gusty Wind Pic thread

For all you Synners who haven't seen Gusty's pic thread I urge you to check it out.

Gusty is one beautiful woman and a natural beauty in front of a camera. Her pics are both natural and quite inviting. Gusty Wind is absolutely one sexy lady.

Also I found myself admiring the skill of her photographer as well. I haven't gotten all the way through that thread yet but you can bet this ole Synner will before he's done.

LOL...LOL... You sure Have a way to makes me SMILE!!

LOL... thank you for you asweet sweet KIND Words.

Thank you DEVIL!!!!