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Like....doing the same thinking as the real head. ~ CrookedSynnerman said:
I think this one went a little too far and a little crooked if you ask me.
Ouch!
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Here is a little story about a guy who seems to have things figured out.
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A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of
brew and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each
one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders
three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You
know, a mug goes flat after I draw it so it would taste
better if you bought just one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin and I'm in
Texas. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink
this way to remember the days we were together. So I
drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves
it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and
always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and
drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two mugs! All the
regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back
to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I
don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer
my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light
dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he
explains.......
"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church
and obviously I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my
brothers though."
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Synner, have you ever get out your horse?
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Synnerman said:
Here is a little story about a guy who seems to have things figured out.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of
brew and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each
one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders
three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, "You
know, a mug goes flat after I draw it so it would taste
better if you bought just one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin and I'm in
Texas. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink
this way to remember the days we were together. So I
drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves
it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and
always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and
drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two mugs! All the
regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back
to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I
don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer
my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light
dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he
explains.......
"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church
and obviously I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my
brothers though."
Thanx Synn!!!!
I'll have to remember this tid bit.
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Hahahahaha lmao!roybot said:Tried the other day but lit was so slow,,,,
I'm thinken!!!!!
Keep bumpen honey!!!
& here's a little somethen I learned today.
Synnerman
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roybot said:Tried the other day but lit was so slow,,,,
I'm thinken!!!!!
Keep bumpen honey!!!
& here's a little somethen I learned today.
I am joining Gusty Laughing my ass off. There are only a few things I enjoy better than a good joke.
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Here is something from The Synner's archives. Before someone tells me I am not being kind to blondes just remember, I didn't write it.
Norman and his blonde wife live in Prince George. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park..", then the electric power goes out.
Norman's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what to do."
Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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Lol Synner!
That's funny! I like bad job too!
That's funny! I like bad job too!
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Hello Roy and Synner! 
What you guys do today?? Huh huh? Thought I ...... Urrr
What you guys do today?? Huh huh? Thought I ...... Urrr
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Gusty Wind said:Hello Roy and Synner!
Hey honey...funny you should ask,,,,,,,
I put a security light out front,(due to a disgruntled ex tenant that didnt like paying his rent)
So my friend decided to document the process.
Hope you like.
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WOW! CHUNKY!roybot said:Next,,,,,,,,
btw, nice color.
Somethen made me get thirsty up there.
Its still quite warm down here in fla.
Don't catch cold Roy!
Hehe ... Hmmm .. waht are you gonna do with that Heavy Stick?
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I'm sure you have more great idea them me ..... hmmmm ...roybot said:
She's wondering???
Is she got LOST in your WOOD?
Hello Synner and everyone!
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Soooooooooo! Was she finnally playing 'Hide Da Salami'??roybot said:
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Hehehee lol ... You are funny!
How are you doing Roy?
lol ... You are funny! How are you doing Roy?
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Gusty Wind said:Hehehee
How are you doing Roy?
doen K, & have the rest of holidays to think about.
& its always fun hearen from ya while I'm on.
Say hi to hong for me.
butt any way , I gotta go, its way late fer me ,& I'm pushen it as it is . BUT I'm super glad we BUMPED!!!!!!
Sorry I gota punch a time clock.
I gotta nap,,,
later.
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I totally missed the holiday this year. I got home from work and was planning on going out to watch the kids in their costumes. I sat down and leaned back and that was the last thing I remembered till about 10:30pm.
Of course all the kids were gone home by then so I missed all the fun.
That was a good bit of color there Gusty. I like to do halloween things but no time this year.
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Sometimes things just don't seem right. Look at the plight of this poor fellow.
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when heComes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps intoThe preacher.The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smellOf alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pullsHim up and asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the waterAgain for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the waterAnd asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunkIn the water again ---but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs the preacher pulls him up.The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have youFound Jesus?"The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says, "AreYou sure this is where he fell in?
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