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[Synnerman]

One more then I am gone. I thought this was a pretty good one.


A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in
and around family dairy Farms since she was old
enough to walk. With hours of hard work and with
little compensation so when canned Carnation
Milk became available in grocery stores (1940's
or 50's???) she read an advertisement offering
$5,000 for the best slogan...rhyme beginning
with "Carnation Milk is best of all...."
and she said, I know all about milk and dairy
farms I can do this. She sent in her
entry and about a week later, a black limo drove up
in front of her house...a man got out and said,
Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to
award you $1000, even though we will not be able to
use it....

Here is her entry

Carnation milk is best of all,
No tits to pull, no shit to haul
No buckets to wash, no hay to pitch,
Just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch!

 

[Gusty Wind]

Sometimes things just don't seem right. Look at the plight of this poor fellow.

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when heComes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps intoThe preacher.The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smellOf alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pullsHim up and asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the waterAgain for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the waterAnd asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunkIn the water again ---but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs the preacher pulls him up.The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have youFound Jesus?"The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says, "AreYou sure this is where he fell in?

Hahahahahahaha this one is funnyier!

Thanks Synner!

 

[Gusty Wind]

doen K, & have the rest of holidays to think about.
& its always fun hearen from ya while I'm on.
Say hi to hong for me.
butt any way , I gotta go, its way late fer me ,& I'm pushen it as it is . BUT I'm super glad we BUMPED!!!!!!
Sorry I gota punch a time clock.
I gotta nap,,,
later.

Roy! Why are you still holding the crap in your hand?

Are you well rested yet?

 

[Gusty Wind]

BTW Gusty, I do like that peek-a boob AV. Looks very tasty.

Heh! Thanks!

 

[Synnerman]

I agree that the one about the drunk and the preacher is funnier. I guess I just like jokes no matter what.

You have posted some beautiful Av's and some funny ones along with some very tasty ones but this is the first time I have seen you post without one at all.

That is different.

 

[Synnerman]

One for the road. I am off to bed for a couple hours.

BUMPER STICKERS WE'D LIKE TO SEE:

18. If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!"

17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.

16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

15. The proctologist called...they found your head.

14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

13. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

8. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people,
"Everybody But Me."

7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

2. Hang up and drive!!

 

[Gusty Wind]

nice jokes!

Without AV sometime is better.

 

[Synnerman]

nice jokes!

Without AV sometime is better.

Sometimes any change is better. It's always nice to have you around, Av or not. You do brighten up the thread when you stop by.

 

[Gusty Wind]

Sometimes any change is better. It's always nice to have you around, Av or not. You do brighten up the thread when you stop by.

Oh, so sweet of you to said, now.. I must not stop bumping!

 

[Synnerman]

No joke here Gusty. You have shared with us your incredibly beautiful body. You have shared with us your fine mind and your great wit. All this you have done and in the process you have remained a lady through out. It is no wonder you are an object of desire for so many. Hong is truly a lucky man. I would trade places with him in a heart beat.

 

[Gusty Wind]

No joke here Gusty. You have shared with us your incredibly beautiful body. You have shared with us your fine mind and your great wit. All this you have done and in the process you have remained a lady through out. It is no wonder you are an object of desire for so many. Hong is truly a lucky man. I would trade places with him in a heart beat.

Oh! Synner, you made me secretly smile in my heart. Hehehe Lol ...

Hmmm .. you know, we all are very lucky to be able to post and sure our ups and downs.

And I always can count on you to catch me when I fall, you are truthly a great friend to have for real.

And Hong and I are very thankful for a friend like you, always there to remind us, and bring out the best of us.

I am already feeling luck to post on your thread!

Wondering if I'm luck enough to see your smile too .... hmmmm

Be well sweet man.

 

[Gusty Wind]

Hello Roy, Synner, Ladybird .... whoever .... I'm not the thread killer you know ..... somebodyyy ....

 

[roybot]

Hello Roy, Synner, Ladybird .... whoever .... I'm not the thread killer you know ..... somebodyyy ....

Hey, I had a minute to swing by & what do I find.

Sorry I'm busy again. Fixing up an apartment somebody left, before someone else moves in.
& yeah gusty that crap is stuck in my hand. still.

 

[Gusty Wind]

Hey, I had a minute to swing by & what do I find.

Sorry I'm busy again. Fixing up an apartment somebody left, before someone else moves in.
& yeah gusty that crap is stuck in my hand. still.

Hey! Great timing, about to Do my regular bump!

You are busy, that's a gooda thangy!

 

[roybot]

Hey! Great timing, about to Do my regular bump!

You are busy, that's a gooda thangy!

peek a boo,,
caught youre bump

 

[Synnerman]

I wandered in also but too late to find anyone here. Oh well, off to bed for a little rest before I have to start over again. See Ya'll.

 

[Gusty Wind]

Better belate then never, Synner! Be well.

 

[Synnerman]

Better belate then never, Synner! Be well.

Sometimes I wonder if better late than never is true. Seems there is very little time for any fun anymore. Lately I seem to work longer and harder and get less for it.

Guess I can't complain too much though, there are those who have much less. I see them every day and I wonder how they got to the place they are. It's sad, and you can't help them all.

 

[Gusty Wind]

Sometimes I wonder if better late than never is true. Seems there is very little time for any fun anymore. Lately I seem to work longer and harder and get less for it.

Guess I can't complain too much though, there are those who have much less. I see them every day and I wonder how they got to the place they are. It's sad, and you can't help them all.

I see what you meant. Each one of us have our OWN life to live, sometime Just closed my eyes and keep walking.
Uselss to think too much. And glad we are still alive. be well Synner. I believe that... if I let it BE, life will let me BE too.
Just remember why are we here for. Seems like .. I pretty much get my job done ... sort of. Gees, I do feel useless some time... You are better then me. At least you got the horse. I'm just bear footed.

 

[roybot]

I'm rite there with both you guys.
Gusty, You may be there bear foot, but with those you could go far! (I hope that makes sense like i mean it. nothen too nasty.)
& Syn, i know all too well the werken harder fer less!!!! (dont know exactly what you do, but)

Times are changen,,, it seems like it to me. I could be wrong, but from my employment place, (a factory job),,,, seems like they'd rather have a bunch of minimum wage people maken lots of stuff ass (there's a reason i used 2 s's) fast ass can with almost quarter of it being no good,,,,,,,,(which btw. Doesnt keep up with production needs.)
instead of a few caring individuals(but making a little more $/hr.) making about 97% of perfectly good sold & PAID!!!!!!!! for product. CONSISTENTLY btw.


Anyway sorry to ramble some more negativity.....

But, On the bright side I'm all ready after they fire me to start a real estate/home thing. Be my own boss. I've got a game plan, a goal, know it wont be all icing on the cake , & looking forward to a few good twists in the road, & a bumpy 1 at that but..........Will be my own road to make or break.
Not some fool with a degree that cant even manage running water!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gusty Wind]

Hey Roy! Best of luck to you!

 

[Gusty Wind]

Bumplahdelamm! Where is everybody?

Am I the only one here have much too much time? Huh huh?

 

[roybot]

Bumplahdelamm! Where is everybody?

Am I the only one here have much too much time? Huh huh?

Uhhhh,,the girlfriend just mentioned the halloween pumpkin I made fer 'em this yr....
Too bad its l9ong gone,,,, she came up with some ideas that hadnt crossed my mind at the time.
oops.

 

[Gusty Wind]

Uhhhh,,the girlfriend just mentioned the halloween pumpkin I made fer 'em this yr....
Too bad its l9ong gone,,,, she came up with some ideas that hadnt crossed my mind at the time.
oops.

Oh.... what kind of idea?

 

[roybot]

Oh.... what kind of idea?