!t will not leave me alone!

[Kajira Callista]

I will one up you with my fav.

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Think I'll go eat worms
Big ones, small ones
Fat ones, skinny ones
Oh my how they squirm.
First you cut their heads off
Then you suck the juice out
Then you throw the peels away
First ones tasty second one juicy
Third one makes you sayyyyy
EWWWWWWWW
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Think I'll go eat worms
Big ones, small ones
Fat ones, skinny ones
Oh my how they squirm.
First you cut their heads off
Then you suck the juice out
Then you throw the peels away
First ones tasty second one juicy
Third one makes you sayyyyy
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Think I'll go eat worms
Big ones, small ones
Fat ones, skinny ones
Oh my how they squirm.
First you cut their heads off
Then you suck the juice out
Then you throw the peels away
First ones tasty second one juicy
Third one makes you sayyyyy
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Think I'll go eat worms
Big ones, small ones
Fat ones, skinny ones
Oh my how they squirm.
First you cut their heads off
Then you suck the juice out
Then you throw the peels away
First ones tasty second one juicy
Third one makes you sayyyyy
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Think I'll go eat worms
Big ones, small ones
Fat ones, skinny ones
Oh my how they squirm.
First you cut their heads off
Then you suck the juice out
Then you throw the peels away
First ones tasty second one juicy
Third one makes you sayyyyy
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Think I'll go eat worms
Big ones, small ones
Fat ones, skinny ones
Oh my how they squirm.
First you cut their heads off
Then you suck the juice out
Then you throw the peels away
First ones tasty second one juicy
Third one makes you sayyyyy
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[bronntanas]

D'oh!

I see your neverending song, and raise it

lol I was like, 11 when that song came out.

 

[MasterPhoenix]

lol I was like, 11 when that song came out.

I was about that age, and it never left My freakin head....

 

[bronntanas]

I think growing up on a rock farm in the middle of nowhere is actually a good thing.

 

[graceanne]

I'll see you your bunny FuFu and raise you one "song that never ends...."


This is the song that never ends,
It just goes on and on, my friend,
Somebody started singing it;
Not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because....

This is the song that never ends,
It just goes on and on, my friend,
Somebody started singing it;
Not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because....

This is the song that never ends,
It just goes on and on, my friend,
Somebody started singing it;
Not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because....

ad infinitum...

Someone remind why the heck I wanted to work with kids.....

Hey I was gonna do that one. Hm, now I'll have to think of a different irritating song. Oh, I know . . .

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me to?

 

[Shankara20]

D'oh!

I see your neverending song, and raise it

how 'bout this then?

I do like them

 

[Shankara20]

I will one up you with my fav.

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Think I'll go eat worms
Big ones, small ones
Fat ones, skinny ones
Oh my how they squirm.
First you cut their heads off
Then you suck the juice out
Then you throw the peels away
First ones tasty second one juicy
Third one makes you sayyyyy
EWWWWWWWW

....

Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,
Greasy grimey gopher guts, greasy grimey gopher guts,
Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,
And I forgot my spoon!

 

[graceanne]

Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,
Greasy grimey gopher guts, greasy grimey gopher guts,
Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,
And I forgot my spoon!

About a maid I'll sing a song,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
About a maid I'll sing a song,
Who didn't have her family long.
Not only did she do them wrong,
She did ev'ryone of them in, them in,
She did ev'ryone of them in.

One morning in a fit of pique,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
One morning in a fit of pique,
She drowned her father in the creek.
The water tasted bad for a week,
And we had to make do with gin, with gin,
We had to make do with gin.

Her mother she could never stand,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
Her mother she cold never stand,
And so a cyanide soup she planned.
The mother died with a spoon in her hand,
And her face in a hideous grin, a grin,
Her face in a hideous grin.

She set her sister's hair on fire,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
She set her sister's hair on fire,
And as the smoke and flame rose high'r,
Danced around the funeral pyre,
Playin' a violin, -olin,
Playin' a violin.

She weighted her brother down with stones,
Rickety-tickety-tin,
She weighted her brother down with stones,
And sent him off to Davy Jones.
All they ever found were some bones,
And occasional pieces of skin, of skin,
Occasional pieces of skin.

One day when she had nothing to do,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
One day when she had nothing to do,
She cut her baby brother in two,
And served him up as an Irish stew,
And invited the neighbours in, -bours in,
Invited the neighbours in.

And when at last the police came by,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
And when at last the police came by,
Her little pranks she did not deny,
To do so she would have had to lie,
And lying, she knew, was a sin, a sin,
Lying, she knew, was a sin.

My tragic tale, I won't prolong,
Rickety-tickety-tin,
My tragic tale I won't prolong,
And if you do not enjoy the song,
You've yourselves to blame if it's too long,
You should never have let me begin, begin,
You should never have let me begin.

 

[Rox_shybutcurious]

My contribution to childhood annoying songs....


Rox.


I know an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don’t know why she swallowed a fly
Oh, my, my!!

I know an old lady who swallowed a spider
That giggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed a spider to catch a fly
But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly
Oh my, my!!

I know an old woman who swallowed a cat
Now fancy that, to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly
Oh my, my!

I know an old lady who swallowed a dog...

I know an old lady who swallowed a cow...

I know an old lady who swallowed a horse
And that’s the last thing she swallowed, of course!

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Click Me Now

 

[graceanne]

Click Me Now

I won't! And you can't make me!

 

[bronntanas]

Click Me Now

ROFLMBO

C'mon Gracie, you know you want too. And I promise it's safe.

 

[lil_slave_rose]

I won't! And you can't make me!

don't do it! no matter how much you want to, don't do it!

 

[Penalt]

Okay this one....all I have to give is the first line:

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale......

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Click Me , unless you are a chicken.

 

[callinectes]

my contribution

 

[Kajira Callista]

my contribution

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh​

Not before bed damnit!

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Something to restore sanity.

 

[graceanne]

Click Me , unless you are a chicken.

*cluck, cluck*

 

[lil_slave_rose]

Something to restore sanity.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....ok here is one just for You, Sir

You'll love this

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Just for you

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Click Me No Click Me

 

[lil_slave_rose]

Click Me No Click Me

ROFLMAO...THAT is great

 

[callinectes]

even the most masochistic masochist will be horrified by this

Crap, the link won't work the way I want it to. Just click on American Pie. Be sure there are no firearms nearby lest you are tempted to shoot your speakers.

 

[graceanne]

Masochistic Tango

I ache for the touch of your lips, Dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, Dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

Let our love be a flame, not an ember,
Say it's me that you want to dismember.
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

At your command
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand. Ecch!
It's here that I must be.
My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony.

My soul is on fire,
It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire
When we tango.

You caught my nose
In your left castanet, Love,
I can feel the pain yet, Love,
Ev'ry time I hear drums.
And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, Love,
With the thorns underneath, Love,
Sticking into your gums.

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Masochism Tango.

Bash in my brain,
And make me scream with pain,
Then kick me once again,
And say we'll never part.
I know too well
I'm underneath your spell,
So, Darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart.
Excuse me!

Take your cigarette from its holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that you're mine,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.