Taking off a shirt...

temp256

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Okay, this may seem crazy to most of you, but with my newest set of clothes, I'm having a terrible time trying to take the shirts off. They're so tight that I can't pull my arms out first like I usually do. The only way I've managed so far is to pull it up as high as I can, reach over my head to grab the bottom, and pull it inside out over my head.

Can anyone teach me a less awkward way to remove it? I feel so silly...
 
That's the way I take shirts off. I almost never pull my arms out first, partly because it might stretch out the material and there's not as much room for arms with boobs; pulling it up first is also a habit and seems easier. One benefit of it being inside out is clothes seem to hold up better with lots of laundering when you wash them inside out. :)
 
temp256 said:
Can anyone teach me a less awkward way to remove it? I feel so silly...

Cross your arms and take hold of the shirt at the sides near the hem. Raise your arms straight up, turning the shirt inside out and peel it off.

I suppose it takes a little pratice, but I learned the tenchnique so long ago that I've forgotten and passed it on to my kids long enough in the past, I've forgotten how long it took them to master it.
 
Weird Harold said:
Cross your arms and take hold of the shirt at the sides near the hem. Raise your arms straight up, turning the shirt inside out and peel it off.

I suppose it takes a little pratice, but I learned the tenchnique so long ago that I've forgotten and passed it on to my kids long enough in the past, I've forgotten how long it took them to master it.
Good description, Harold. ^^^ That's the technique I was talking about and how most women seem to do it, too, Temp. :)
 
u know, when i was in hs, we had a public speaking class, and our very first assignment was to write directiosn on how to put on a shirt, as if, someone was seeing a shirt for the very first time....

try it..lol... its extremely difficult.

~5PHF
 
If it's a shirt I can't squeeze my arms into, then I start pulling from the neck over my head and keep pulling until I'm out. I get all tangled if I do the cross arms thing and then over my head.

But, if it's something I can get my arms into easily, I always pull my arms inside first.
 
Weird Harold said:
Cross your arms and take hold of the shirt at the sides near the hem. Raise your arms straight up, turning the shirt inside out and peel it off.

I suppose it takes a little pratice, but I learned the tenchnique so long ago that I've forgotten and passed it on to my kids long enough in the past, I've forgotten how long it took them to master it.


It’s such a natural action for me i would have never guessed people don’t actually do it the same way.

Grab the bottom, pull it up, and chuck it in a corner. Repeat for partner, have some fun. Simple.

~Bear
 
not sure

hi,
been a member for awhile....not sure how to post a pic...


Edit...I guess I figured it out......lol
 
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sassy41 said:
hi,
been a member for awhile....not sure how to post a pic...


Edit...I guess I figured it out......lol


looks like another person worked out how to get a shirt off. :p

~Bear
 
Yay, it worked! I don't know why I couldn't get the over the head thing before. I thought my shoulder blades were in the way.

It would be so much more fun with help. Unfortunately I have none...
 
And here I thought you were looking for pointers on how to remove a shirt in a sexy and alluring way.... :p
 
sassy41 said:
hi,
been a member for awhile....not sure how to post a pic...


Edit...I guess I figured it out......lol


GORGEOUS!

DAMN I'm wishing I didnt breastfeed all my kids...dammit dammit dammit!
 
Tuomas said:
And here I thought you were looking for pointers on how to remove a shirt in a sexy and alluring way.... :p

I don't know how sexy and alluring it is when I use that technique, but it has serious potential as "sexy and alluring" if the right woman takes her time and does it slowly.
 
For me there is nothing hotter then my girl trying to be sexy and take of her shirt only to have it get tangled and stuck. we both end up laughing its the best. it reminds my why i fell for her and it just makes it all that much better. My advice do what you do and dont worry about putting on a show.
 
Tuomas said:
And here I thought you were looking for pointers on how to remove a shirt in a sexy and alluring way.... :p

I find shirt removing to be vey sexual anyway ;)

I geerally do the grb the bottom and pull upwards technique. i like grappling at the back over my shoulders and yanking it off too...and i find it hot when other do it...the feverish need to get undressed asap!
 
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