Taking the plune
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hornyhl
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The cricket lasts all day every day for about a week and I can't get my boyfriend to do anything when it's on! Anyway, on a lighter note here's a test for you:
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. This test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line......
You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photo's. There are houses and people swirling around you, and some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of it's destructive fury. Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer .... somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realise who it is. It's George W Bush! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under.... forever. You have two options .. you can save the life of GW Bush or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful men.
So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:
Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity or black and white?
I'm sorry if this joke offends anybody, it isn't meant to.
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. This test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line......
You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photo's. There are houses and people swirling around you, and some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of it's destructive fury. Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer .... somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realise who it is. It's George W Bush! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under.... forever. You have two options .. you can save the life of GW Bush or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful men.
So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:
Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity or black and white?
I'm sorry if this joke offends anybody, it isn't meant to.
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lancewannabe
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Have a great weekend Horny! Don't get too wild. (ok, get wild, but TAKE PICTURES)...LOLhornyhl said:
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I think a high contrast b/w shot would be more dramatic on the AP newswire. However, I think the Secret Service would confiscate not only the camera, but imprison me for a couple of life sentences should I choose to NOT save the bushman. LOLhornyhl said:
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hornyhl said:
I'll look at it now.
The animated gif file is just a series of still pictures, the same way an animated cartoon is a series of still pictures. Basically, a series of image files are combined into one bigger file and shown in order repeatedly.
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Good morning
Heya sexy,
how are you doing? Hope you had a good weekend.
Shame about the weather, ha? But apart from that, always looking forward to more joys with ya
You at work now?
hornyhl said:
Heya sexy,
how are you doing? Hope you had a good weekend.
Shame about the weather, ha? But apart from that, always looking forward to more joys with yaYou at work now?
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HMmmmmmmmmm
You lucky lady. I envy John - lol - so that means little Cricket watched too? 
hehehe
Well I'm ok - not too bad - but looking forward to the rest of the day - the sunn shining at the moment. Not veyr strong - but trying to pierce through the cluds.
Hmmmmm piercing through - sorry went on a Tangent - heheh
hornyhl said:
You lucky lady. I envy John - lol - so that means little Cricket watched too?
heheheWell I'm ok - not too bad - but looking forward to the rest of the day - the sunn shining at the moment. Not veyr strong - but trying to pierce through the cluds.
Hmmmmm piercing through - sorry went on a Tangent
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Hi
Hi FillyGal,
How are you doing? Thought would short introduce me and say a quick Hi to you. I see you on many threads - but thought would say Hi to you here
Nice Av - and hope all cool with you - are you in the UK too? Or in the USA? I know - could be a silly questiong, but you're timing for this thread seems to be around the time when us UKers are about - or it is very late in the USA?
Sorry if I got that wrong, didn't mean to offence, just curious.
All the best,
Filly Gal said:
Hi FillyGal,
How are you doing? Thought would short introduce me and say a quick Hi to you. I see you on many threads - but thought would say Hi to you here
Nice Av - and hope all cool with you - are you in the UK too? Or in the USA? I know - could be a silly questiong, but you're timing for this thread seems to be around the time when us UKers are about - or it is very late in the USA?
Sorry if I got that wrong, didn't mean to offence, just curious.
All the best,
mightydude83 said:Hi FillyGal,
How are you doing? Thought would short introduce me and say a quick Hi to you. I see you on many threads - but thought would say Hi to you here
Nice Av - and hope all cool with you - are you in the UK too? Or in the USA? I know - could be a silly questiong, but you're timing for this thread seems to be around the time when us UKers are about - or it is very late in the USA?
Sorry if I got that wrong, didn't mean to offence, just curious.
All the best,
01:00 here in the US.
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Cool - Good evening to you.
Cool - sorry - how are you doing in that case? My geography of the USA isn't that great, but thought I would enquire and hope that nobody you know or family and friends of yours were affected by the mass flooding in New Orleans?
Hear it alot in the news here - but good to hear that it is on the up now, or rather the water is starting to decrease now. Thank goodness.
Anyhow - hope u enjoy the rest of your time up, before heading to sleep.
Filly Gal said:
Cool - sorry - how are you doing in that case? My geography of the USA isn't that great, but thought I would enquire and hope that nobody you know or family and friends of yours were affected by the mass flooding in New Orleans?
Hear it alot in the news here - but good to hear that it is on the up now, or rather the water is starting to decrease now. Thank goodness.
Anyhow - hope u enjoy the rest of your time up, before heading to sleep.
