Taking the plune

I've just checked your thread and you've got a lovely cock and fingernails babe, very important xxx
 
Heh. I get a lot of compliments on my fingernails in real life, but this is the first time on Lit...
 
It's one of the first things I look at in a man, along with his eyes and bum.
 
There's no need to be, it could be a while........ I'm in a bad mood today and I will most probably cancel meeting my friend tonight!
 
I didn't see her last night, just ended up going home and watching the tv with my two friends..... Pinot Grigio and Canestan!!
 
hornyhl said:
I didn't see her last night, just ended up going home and watching the tv with my two friends..... Pinot Grigio and Canestan!!
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Interesting mix, I guess they get along.
 
Hopefully I won't be keeping this kind of company for long.........
 
hornyhl said:
Hopefully I won't be keeping this kind of company for long.........

I hope so too, although Pinot Grigio always goes down well. Can't say I like the taste of Canestan though.
 
I don't mind keeping the Pinot Grigio but it is my other 'friend' I want to ditch, I know that you're taking the piss but I wasn't sure if everyone else would get our sense of humour..........
 
hornyhl said:
I don't mind keeping the Pinot Grigio but it is my other 'friend' I want to ditch, I know that you're taking the piss but I wasn't sure if everyone else would get our sense of humour..........

I didn't mean to take the piss, just a bit of healthy banter I hope . . .

Hope your day picks up nicely though!
 
hornyhl said:
I didn't see her last night, just ended up going home and watching the tv with my two friends..... Pinot Grigio and Canestan!!

Hope the little "birdy" flys away soon...

And leaves you to enjoy the vino on its own !!!

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
:heart: :heart:
:rose:
 
Don't worry, I didn't mean you were taking the piss out of me, I just meant generally XXX
 
hornyhl said:
There's no need to be, it could be a while........ I'm in a bad mood today and I will most probably cancel meeting my friend tonight!

OK...<lets self down gently and waits patiently....>
 
My friend Mark wants to know what you Lit ladies think of him??? He's been trying to get me involved in a threesome for ages but I'm off limits........
 
hornyhl said:
My friend Mark wants to know what you Lit ladies think of him??? He's been trying to get me involved in a threesome for ages but I'm off limits........

No threesomes? Aww . . .
 
Not when I'm in a relationship babes but otherwise BRING IT ON!!! How are you anyway sexy chops?
 
hornyhl said:
Not when I'm in a relationship babes but otherwise BRING IT ON!!! How are you anyway sexy chops?
How many 3 somes have you been in while not involved? You seem the type to try anything once or twice (just in case the first time was a fluke)
 
hornyhl said:
Not when I'm in a relationship babes but otherwise BRING IT ON!!! How are you anyway sexy chops?

I'm fine, thought I'd responded to you there already. Getting late now, missing the evening sun as we go into Autumn I guess.

Doesn't your relationship embrace threesomes? Mind you mine doesn't unless it's an external threesome.
 
A big fat zero to answer the question honestly Mr Wannabe, but now that I'm single again (that's why I haven't beenm around for a while) I'm extremely tempted - I have been 'chatting' to a few people in a uk chatroom but I don't know what to do????? I think doing anything so soon after John would be silly, don't you?
 
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