Teen Titans: The Next Generation OOC

[GothicVampire]

She is working with it. Currently. Give her some time. >>;

 

[UnseenMaiden]

have at it

but Alice has pretty much filled up her threaten Ravenor quota for now... unless he tries to hurt one of her friends again...then it'll just start all over

 

[NiteCrowe]

sorry had an exam am back now to post.

As for Harvey's virginity....well he's a virgin.

He doesn't even know what SEX is. Remember he is a clone child, so to him thats the only way of reproduction. His mother died before he even got the talk and i can't see any of the other three giving it to him.

Harvey: What's Sex?

Catman: Are you serious?

Harvey: Yes

Catman: Weeeeelllllll...... Go ask your other father.

Harvey: Dad.... Whats Sex?

Harlequin: Oh my fucking god? are you fucking serious? My stupid retard of a son doesn't know what sex is? You fucking idiot, (continues ranting)

Harvey: Sis.... whats sex?

Jen: Huh? can it wait a second.... oh yeah baby, right there...

Harvey: Who's in there with you sis?

Jen: No-one, piss off!

Harvey: Mum.... whats sex?

2-face: er... go watch the animal channel.

*harvey goes and turns on the animal channel*

TV: And here we see some hippo's having sex

Harvey: Eurrgghhh, Arrrggghhhhh, My eyes.... I take it back, I never want to know what sex is or have it! Eurrgghhh!


Yes, Harvey is one naive idiot.

 

[GothicVampire]

Oh poor HARVEY. xD POOR POOR HARVEY! MENTAL SCARRING.

 

[NiteCrowe]

Sorry about the short post.... It's easy to really get into your characters sometime, but then you have to stop so you don't destroy the whole storyline lol.

 

[GothicVampire]

Of course...

And Jullian would tell him to stay put, too.

 

[Eazy]

She is working with it. Currently. Give her some time. >>;

Pft, you're the one who said people were waiting on him. He was just clarifying whom the real slacker is.

 

[GothicVampire]

Pft, you're the one who said people were waiting on him. He was just clarifying whom the real slacker is.

Oh HUSH. >>

 

[Eazy]

*smirks*

So why'd you need to know who's a virgin and who isn't, anyway? Alice going to teach a sex ed class with a hot dog as one of her visual aids?

 

[GothicVampire]

>> Maybe. ...xD Then again, could always have Beast Girl teach everyone.

Because I WAS CURIOUS. I am a very, very nosy girl.

 

[Wyldfire]

>> Maybe. ...xD Then again, could always have Beast Girl teach everyone.

Because I WAS CURIOUS. I am a very, very nosy girl.

HA! Ollie'd add footnotes that'd probably make BG blush.

 

[GothicVampire]

As in what? >> This girl knows everything. Sad to say. And made sure poor Jules knew everything, too.

 

[Eazy]

Including having your partner spanked by midgets wielding giant lickerish stick whips after having poured jars of mayonnaise all over their body?

Kinky.

Anywho, anything on the taboo side which they had to share would likely come off as strange for Ronan, but ultimately be considered as the 'norm' for surface dwellers. Which would probably make his first time with one of their kind rather interesting.

 

[Wyldfire]

He he he remember Arsenal's heritage! She's third generation, and Green Arrow was the first gen.

 

[GothicVampire]

Including having your partner spanked by midgets wielding giant lickerish stick whips after having poured jars of mayonnaise all over their body?

Kinky.

Anywho, anything on the taboo side which they had to share would likely come off as strange for Ronan, but ultimately be considered as the 'norm' for surface dwellers. Which would probably make his first time with one of their kind rather interesting.

*snickers* Indeed.

Poor Jules's brain has already been tainted... TAINTED.

 

[Ahren1]

>> Maybe. ...xD Then again, could always have Beast Girl teach everyone.

Wait, did I say Michael wasn't a virgin? Because I could be mistaken!

 

[Eazy]

Pft, you oughta see the scattered porn show that is Mallory's teenage mind. He may not have his fathers experience, but it doesn't mean he's not aware of stuff. heh

 

[GothicVampire]

I think you said he wasn't, Ahren. But we are talking mostly about those who are inexperienced orrrr just want to listen because they are perverts.

Snerk. Mal. >> I figured his brain was like that! xD

Jules has books upon books of sexually explicit stuff, ranging from sex-ed to eratica fiction, to hentai, to porn (because Eddie gives it to him and makes sure he has it), to Tantra and Kama Sutra, to anything else that goes beyond that. ...Beast Girl is a bad enough influence, but Eddie makes it all the way much worse.

Edit:

So, my friend knows I know what Ahren meant. >>

Yes, I know he was joking.

I word my shit badly sometimes. Because I was joking, too.

*pokes Unseen with a stick*

 

[Ahren1]

Listen..? Oh.. I though she was going to you know.. teach them. >.>

 

[Eazy]

Anywho, somebody give me a call when Unseen gets around to doing a post so I can finally free up Mal and get Hex the hex..er, the heck out of the thread.

Guy was supposed to be gone by the first page, but then Ravenor locks everyone into one room of the Tower and Mal gets trapped in SRP limbo. This place is harder to get out of then a time share. *kicks UM in the shin as he runs away*

 

[GothicVampire]

Listen..? Oh.. I though she was going to you know.. teach them. >.>

>> Well, if they want her to... She'll happily oblige to that.

 

[GothicVampire]

Posted!

 

[GothicVampire]

HUZZAH... Family moment! ...A very weird one at that. >>;

 

[Ahren1]

What the hell just happened?!

 

[GothicVampire]

Read it carefully...

Jullian does not have a specific gender, if that confuses you.
Besides, no one heard the conversation between Eddie and her/him.