Teen Titans: The Next Generation OOC

... well that is the point of creating a new OOC and IC... try and get some new blood in here..
 
umm next week.. I've been feeling like shit of late and then I'm going to be out of town this weekend so.. yeah
 
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And so we return to…All Our Fucked Up Super Children!

Last time we left our unfortunate genetic freaks, the progeny of two very smart beings turns out to be an utter ditz, two aliens were about to make sweet, sweet love, and ring around the introductions makes at least one member of the team suicidal. Also, there was an accusation. Let’s see how that went, shall we?

*in the lounge/meeting place/living room/den/thing area*

Michael: *points accusingly at X’Hal* WHO ARE YOU?!
Ronan: Ok.. I’m headin off to the pool now. Bye, bitches!
Mallory: Oh.. I didn’t mention? I TOTALLY had hot geeksex!1111!!!1one Speaking of which *edges up to Alice* I’m lookin forward to breathin heavy around you again.. cuz of the TAG yeah…. That’s it…totally >_>
Jules: OMG ancient guru guy1 what are you doin in my daydreams?!?
Anoop: Sup, bitch! Just came to say Ms. Mary Sue over there… she’s totally gonna bite it if you don’t get your shit together.

*random place of random…in the tower!*

Roxanne: I totally exist..let’s see how long that lasts!

*back in that one room that’s just good for everything…. Is it a rec room?*

X’Hal: *looks at Michael* I’m me. *stares at him* and you’re you.
Alice: jealousy over those who look and talk to my friends… rising.. must quell *notices Jules’ spaz attack* o_O what are you PMDing about now?

*In Kestral’s room*

Kestral: *boom chicka wow wow* Mom better not be voyeuring again!

*at the pool/bay access area..whatever*

Kestral: Sup, merman. Ready for another ass beating?

*Kestral’s room*

Arsenal: *yells at the random hidden cameras/microphones* Lay the fuck off my stalkee! She’s mine and you can’t watch her do naughty things anymore. So there.

Michael: *looks at X’Hal* uh huh.. yeah ok. *notices Jullian’s spaz attack as well* Oh wtf?!

*Harvey/Joker’s Room*

Harvey/Joker: MAKEOVER TIME!!!.... and I oddly know things I have NO WAY of knowing… without being psychic… amazing.

*that place*

Mallory: *raises an eyebrow at Jules* eh he’ll get over it… I think

*at the pool*

Ronan: *comes out all wet and barely clothed* Let’s do this. You’re on my turf now!
Kestral: *oogles him* well as much as touching you would be fun.. let’s just swim instead.

*off in Lois’ room*

Lois: Boom chika wow wow *changes into her Supes costume* I am so sexy teehee

*back at the pool*

Ronan: awww *sparkles like a Cullen* well I think you’re made of WIN anyways
Kestral: *goes into the water in her undies* just so you know.. I’m STILL armed
Ronan: oh I know .. I also know you like my sparkle, oh sexy surface chica.
Kestral: So I measure up then?
Ronan: We’ll see. Oh, I’m expected to be a leader too when my mom kicks the bucket, so if you ever want to talk.
Kestral: Oh ok, but you kind of have way more issues than me… holy shit I forgot my mom’s gonna KILL ME *panics*
Ronan: ..It’s only the first day. I’m sure she won’t kill you too much. *random change of topic* got a boy toy..or girl toy..whichever? Just don’t tell me you’re dating Plasmus.
Kestral: What?! Are you trying to commit suicide now, too?!
Ronan: ..Maybe.. wait.. are you a virgin?
Kestral: Yes! You got a problem with that?!
Ronan: No, baby, but I’d love to get involved with you, if you know what I’m saying. Even your mom would be hypocritical if she said no to that.
Kestral: True… but I wasn’t really planning on getting with anyone here.
Ronan: Neither was I, but you’re too sexy to resist.
Kestral: Really? *kisses him* Are you sure? Am I easier to resist now?
Ronan: hmm I don’t know..let me check again *Chu* hmm I don’t think so… do I taste like fish?
Kestral: It’s ok. I like fish.
Ronan: *molests*

*the rec room thing..yes*

Jullian: …wha…*realizes Alice is all up in his personal space* O_O Holy Crap Lolita!!!
Roxanne: I’m hhhhhhheeeeerrrrreeee!!!!!! *spots Jules* OMG SO KAWAII DESU *glomps the green boy immediately* I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine for he is my squishy.

*in the pool*

Kestral: *enjoys said molestation*
Ronan: Knowledge of how to molest human females. Check. Willing human female. Check. Ability to undo human female undergarments. FAIL. Bra hooks you have foiled me for the FIRST AND LAST TIME!
Kestral: XD I’ll do it… not that hard
Ronan: pff Atlantean clothes are tons better… BOOBS *goes back to his molesting*

*and back to the rec room*

X’Hal: I’m not here to conquer Earth!.... *coughs* also wtf?!
Alice: *grabs Roxanne* Bitch, you make me sick! Literally!

And On The Jump City Side Of Things

Random Flashback of Random: *shows Zatanna Zatara playing the priest from Exorcist with kid!Jules looking cute and possessed.*

*In the Oracle’s church/ aka St. Mary’s Vale of Tears/aka Queen Isabella’s hideout from The Fountain*

Oracle: *looks at the flashback* Okay wtf..this shit ain’t about green and confused up there… damn
Queen of Spades: *stands at the grate separating them* My precious…..
Oracle: Bitch plz. You had your chance. Get to steppin.
Random Cat: *yawns*.. she’s right. Girly’s mine now…. HO SHIT Death Pixie *runs away*
Deathwish: *glomps Her Majesty* THERE ARE PEOPLES!
Queen of Spades: well.. go be a voyeur then! Keep an eye out for more pets I can DESTROY.
Deathwish: Oh hells yeah! *disappears*

*Down Underground*

Roxanne: *glares at her brother* You totally burnt down our home when we were kids.
Ivan: That’s cause it sucked royally.
Roxanne: NOT the point
Ivan: Nope the point is you’re avoiding seeing your squishy
Roxanne: Am not! You are!
Ivan: Are too! and NOT the point! *pushes his sister into a portal*

*off in some random building in Jump City*

Doomed: OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO MY EYE!?!?!?!
Gadget: Me…. Now I’m gonna go make this shiny metal one work.
Cybernetic Eye: *works* Pew Pew Pew Pew Rebel against the creator!!! Pew Pew
Gadget: STOP THAT
Doomed: *receives several catastrophic blows to the head*
Cybernetic Eye: o_O ok I’ll behave now.
Goliath: Doors are the hard and birds are EVIL
Gadget:…. Take this dead guy away
Goliath: okey dokey
Cybernetic Eye: Oh sweet freedom here I come!
Gadget: Yoink!
Cybernetic Eye: DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!

*outside of the Oracle’s church*

Emily: I’m not technically real and even I know this place is bullshit. *smokes* mm sweet deadly nicotine.

*In the Queen of Spades huge tower/base of operations*

Morgen: My blood is black!..well nearly black.. whatever
Dr. Feel Good: Science is awesome *makes horrible pills of DOOM*
Morgen: You is like my daddy, you know..
Dr. Feel Good: GTFO

*random location of random in Jump City*

Mysterious Girl of Mystery: I’m MYSTERIOUS and I kick ass!

*back Underground*

Marcella: blah blah blah bitch bitch bitch
Emily: *watches a random goblin run by* will you just stfu already! I’m trying to brood here.
Marcella: blah blah Danny blah blah Abigail blah blah subscribes to chair blah blah
Emily: wait.. what? Danny and Abigail.. what?
Marcella: blah blah blah!
Emily:…right .. I’m just gonna go see Danny now.

and then suddenly …

ULTRA SUPER SPECIAL TIMESKIP OF LOVE AND JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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