Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[UsuallyPresent]

I can both predict Chaos and escape Order.

 

[kneelingagain]

i feel completely in control of myself

 

[SusanHoward]

My cousins and I always love to play Doctor, but we’re never quite sure where best to put his thermometer…

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I rarely get aroused while checking out threads...

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I have found the G spot. It's right next to the 7-11, down the street from the Krispy Kreme

 

[ridesforfew]

I caused an astronaut to miss his assignment

 

[Taegul]

I'm sitting right behind you as you read this right now. Total mouth breather. Just waiting to see your reaction. Don't turn around. I SAID DON'T TURN AROUND!

 

[EctoJohn]

I have published 17 books including 2 cookbooks and 1 pop-up book.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm now laughing at the Taegul trapped in the wall behind me. Poor Taegul. Fair warning: I didn't promise to water or feed Taegul.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I drink like Mo Bandy.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I AM @Mo_Bandy

 

[EctoJohn]

I was originally from another universe, but I got isekai'd into this much more boring universe.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I invented the hadouken

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m actually rocko

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Every Penthouse Letters story is about me

 

[Trubbycat]

Every Penthouse Letters story is about me

You attended a lot of large midwestern universities.

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m actually an ethereal mist and all pics posted of “me” are a figment of everyone’s imagination as a collective…

 

[EctoJohn]

I live exclusively off of white rice.

 

[Xerxes82]

I'm actually your alternate personality that you don't know about yet. Hi!

 

[SusanHoward]

I have only won one Wet T shirt contest.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’ve never done anything I could go to jail for

 

[EctoJohn]

I actually own more tridents than swords.

 

[smtst5]

I’m fine

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I'm probably the most liked person ever

 

[bobb_sledd]

I know who let the dogs out.