Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[kathyisgr65]

My basement is a complete mess.

No cages either..

I hate being used for his pleasure

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I hate making out so much

 

[kathyisgr65]

I love love love feet..mine..urs.. everybody's feet... I just love them

 

[Jodaily]

What I don’t like is butts. Why would anyone want to look at something so ugly.

 

[EmmAgain]

Managing corporate HR programs is just as much fun as having sex on camera with beautiful men and women.

 

[JMJ4Play]

Sexiest bitch here

 

[Hmm72]

Sexiest bitch here

Sorry that no lie please try again

 

[EctoJohn]

I have a pet squirrel named Armando.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I don't worry about stuff in the middle of the night.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

My Excel skills scream "Sex God"

 

[SusanHoward]

I never do crazy things in public when he gets me drunk,

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I have not been confused several times between yesterday and today if today was Wednesday or Thursday.

 

[EctoJohn]

I don't try out for Jeopardy because I don't want to embarrass the other contestants. That would be rude.

 

[Jodaily]

I have never slept in my front yard after a little too much Jose Cuervo.

 

[EctoJohn]

My favorite hobby is carving miniature Aztec style skulls from pieces of Cap'n Crunch cereal.

 

[Taegul]

I'm so radically against technology, I've never even had internet access before.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm a fucking delight.

 

[latecomer91364]

I long to somehow have Luigi Mangione as my gay lover.

 

[CuriousRick]

I am not worried and stressed at all!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I've never forgotten to put on pants... and then I've never lost them once I grabbed them to put on but got distracted before I could...

 

[EctoJohn]

I once painted a picture of Ted Danson that sold for a whopping $1600.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I've never posted pictures of my ass online.... never never

 

[EctoJohn]

I've never posted pictures of my ass online.... never never

There's a dimension in the multiverse somewhere where that is true and it makes me sad for them.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I can't wait to go to work tomorrow

 

[Sexydrana]

I did not change my bio today