Tell Them what you think about them, Good or Bad.

[LordofDargaardkeep]

He breathes heavy when he talks to me

well yeah but its because you take my breath away at first and I have to breath all heavy and shit to catch up so I don't pass out

 

[Apisto42]

I’m enjoying finding through this experience that you both have such fantastic boobs personalities. You’re both genuinely lovely people

Is this a new (but slightly different) iteration of the sharing vagina club?

Some days I curse my lack of boobs.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

call me and we can talk shit about them

No, because when I call you, you don’t say anything you just heavy breathe.

He's a mouth breather?

He breathes heavy when he talks to me

well yeah but its because you take my breath away at first and I have to breath all heavy and shit to catch up so I don't pass out

 

[Apisto42]

I hope your bees are huddled up for winter!

 

[MiaBabe23]

Is this a new (but slightly different) iteration of the sharing vagina club?

Some days I curse my lack of boobs.

It’s the same iteration, different emphasis; we all share just the one, and each take turns

Who’s he talking to…?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Well, that was descriptive.

 

[Apisto42]

Well, that was descriptive.

Pictures are like that.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Well, that was descriptive.

You did refuse my offer to be "painted like one of those French girls"

 

[snexxer]

Hope youre keeping warm. Bloody cold where you are.

I'm loving the small amount of banter we have.

I love your craziness.

 

[SimplyMsT]

I can't believe we ever chatted, you've become such an asshole

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

You act superior, like your shit doesn’t stink. You’re petty, ugly where it counts, and I think you’re stupid, too.

 

[Oralexplorer]

For a brief moment in time you consumed me, in both my waking and sleeping hours. Like mists you evaporated in the sunlight. Entangled no more by you, set free I am stronger ! I misses you from time to time but not the entanglement.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Looks like some of you are being absolute fuckers. Keep up the good work

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

You’re pretty funny

 

[Wand3rlust]

thank you.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Not you

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Sorry I'm not great at messaging these days.

Sorry I'm not great at messaging these days.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Sorry I'm not great at messaging these days.

Sorry I'm not great at messaging these days.

Ditto! (To both men & women)

 

[MedicalMuse]

I think you need a new hobby. I’m not it .

Feelings make things messy

 

[Shenanigans90]

I apologize to my friends for disappearing without an explanation. Life has been pretty tough lately.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I apologize to my friends for disappearing without an explanation. Life has been pretty tough lately.

Pretty nice guy

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Fuck off

 

[dkak001]

You have no idea how much your messages have helped.
It might not seem like much, but every bit matters.

 

[Apisto42]

You excite me and scare the shit out of me.

 

[Tallulah82]

Stop apologising especially if you've told people upfront not to expect regular contact. Your people will understand, and if not, they're not your people.

This also applies in blue.

I think you need a new hobby. I’m not it .

I love this


You're not funny (I'd say as funny as you think but that implies you're any funny), and your pendulum swing between posts that scream "pity me" and "look, ladies, I'm so clever" causes whiplash.