Texas roll call

[Endless_Night]

I long for the day that I can hug my son again. He is in Marine boot camp and I cannot wait until I see him again. I will need a small ladder as he is 6-3 and I am only 5-6.

Ahhh.

~ Hugs ~

 

[bleublood]

Hello fellow Texans. Visiting Waco next week. Anyone in that area?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Well, apparently in my case it will be $1300 cheap.

$1300 on top of all the work you did? How badly did you screw it up?

 

[1sickbastard]

$1300 on top of all the work you did? How badly did you screw it up?

$1300, on top of all the work he did. I think the question answers itself.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

$1300, on top of all the work he did. I think the question answers itself.

Pssst... EN is a she

And BTW, I love this Av. I think I know that anteater

 

[1sickbastard]

Pssst... EN is a she

And BTW, I love this Av. I think I know that anteater

Oops, my bad. Sorry EN, I didna know. As English has no gender-neutral second person pronoun (I refuse to call you an 'it'), please accept my use of 'he' as grammatically correct, though factually faulty.

At any rate, I do apologize.


Glad you like the av. Maybe it's the anteater tongue thing you like, eh?

 

[Endless_Night]

$1300 on top of all the work you did? How badly did you screw it up?

Shut up!

Do you need ANOTHER spanking? Damn, girl. ~ shakes head ~

 

[Endless_Night]

Pssst... EN is a she

And BTW, I love this Av. I think I know that anteater

< Oops, my bad. Sorry EN, I didna know. As English has no gender-neutral second person pronoun (I refuse to call you an 'it'), please accept my use of 'he' as grammatically correct, though factually faulty.

At any rate, I do apologize. >

Holy Moly!!!



~ faints on the floor ~

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Holy Moly!!!



~ faints on the floor ~

~ tripping over EN as I run to get my spanking ~
Dang you!! First you ruin your lawn, now this... sheesh

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Oops, my bad. Sorry EN, I didna know. As English has no gender-neutral second person pronoun (I refuse to call you an 'it'), please accept my use of 'he' as grammatically correct, though factually faulty.

At any rate, I do apologize.


Glad you like the av. Maybe it's the anteater tongue thing you like, eh?

I think I'm going to have interesting dreams tonight...

 

[Endless_Night]

I think I'm going to have interesting dreams tonight...

I have a feeling mine are going to be weird. What's it like to have sex as a man?

 

[Mrtenant]

(972)M

 

[1sickbastard]

I think I'm going to have interesting dreams tonight...

I have a feeling mine are going to be weird. What's it like to have sex as a man?

I'm not going to wait until tonight. Instead, I'm going to go ahead and imagine EN wearing a strap-on and fem-domming c&c...

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'm not going to wait until tonight. Instead, I'm going to go ahead and imagine EN wearing a strap-on and fem-domming c&c...

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Yes, but who is going to wear the anteater mask with lifelike tongue? Huh? Answer me that!!

 

[1sickbastard]

Yes, but who is going to wear the anteater mask with lifelike tongue? Huh? Answer me that!!

I was going to say Jerry Mathis, but he was the Beaver.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I was going to say Jerry Mathis, but he was the Beaver.

Probably enough beavers at this party already.
Wait! What the heck am I saying? Bring on the Beaver!!

 

[1sickbastard]

Probably enough beavers at this party already.
Wait! What the heck am I saying? Bring on the Beaver!!

Thatta girl!
Yay beavers!

Okay, I'll find the anteater suit and the prosthetic tongue.

 

[TexasOilfield]

young texas guy here! Howdy howdy

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Thatta girl!
Yay beavers!

Okay, I'll find the anteater suit and the prosthetic tongue.

~ grabs the tequila and the rubber chicken flogger ~

Hi TexasOilfield Join the party?

 

[1sickbastard]

young texas guy here! Howdy howdy

How do?

Welcome to the thread.

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm not going to wait until tonight. Instead, I'm going to go ahead and imagine EN wearing a strap-on and fem-domming c&c...

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

< Okay, I'll find the anteater suit and the prosthetic tongue. >

<~ grabs the tequila and the rubber chicken flogger ~ >

~ Faints again ~

******

When I joined this thread I had no idea it was going to be so educational!

 

[Endless_Night]

(972)M

young texas guy here! Howdy howdy

Welcome!

 

[1sickbastard]

~ Faints again ~

******

When I joined this thread I had no idea it was going to be so educational!

"Education is never a waste."~Vicount de Valmont, Dangerous Liaisons

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

~ Faints again ~

******

When I joined this thread I had no idea it was going to be so educational!

Never faint at a party when there are rubber chicken floggers involved... Now you ARE in for an education

 

[1sickbastard]

Never faint at a party when there are rubber chicken floggers involved... Now you ARE in for an education

Ha! I thought you may be a switch!