TFH Backroom

[JugheadJane]

Nice! Where are you?

Singapore for now. Who knows where next.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Singapore for now. Who knows where next.

That's great! I'm so envious....

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Singapore for now. Who knows where next.

That's great! I'm so envious....

Maybe Jane is that weird girl who likes Durian

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

I don't think I have a favorite fruit. I am find of strawberries and melon though

 

[TheFirmHand80]

I don't think I have a favorite fruit. I am find of strawberries and melon though

My favorite fruit is generally forbidden, although I'd happily partake of your desires.

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

My favorite fruit is generally forbidden, although I'd happily partake of your desires.

Oh really?

 

[LanaBehave]

feeling more uncertain than usual. Isn't Durian the infamously delectable surströmming of tropical fruits...

 

[TheFirmHand80]

feeling more uncertain than usual. Isn't Durian the infamously delectable surströmming of tropical fruits...

Let's just say it is certainly unique

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Free slippery nipples for happy hour.

 

[Taten]

Free slippery nipples for happy hour.

Looks around. Happy Hour started early. Don't like Sambuca, could I have a Vodka+cran instead. Oh wait, you had another kind of slippery nipples in mind

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Looks around. Happy Hour started early. Don't like Sambuca, could I have a Vodka+cran instead. Oh wait, you had another kind of slippery nipples in mind

Now how would you presume to know my mind, sweet traveler? Am I not simply a friendly and harmless social club attendant, here only to share light chats and refill glasses.

*winks at you, eyes sliding down along your neck as I drizzle the icy liquor into a waiting glass*

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Screw the alcohol.

Free weed for everybody!

 

[TheFirmHand80]

I think it is high time we get the backroom back in operation.

*clicks on the open sign*

 

[JugheadJane]

I think it is high time we get the backroom back in operation.

*clicks on the open sign*

I’ve been preloading drinks already. Time for some shots. Barkeep!

 

[FortybutNice]

Make mine a large scotch please. 30 year old if you have it...

 

[TheFirmHand80]

I’ve been preloading drinks already. Time for some shots. Barkeep!

It's 8am somewhere!

Where have you been, little Jane?

*pinches your bottom*

Make mine a large scotch please. 30 year old if you have it...

My scotch selection is rather limited, as I keep my cellar for other purposes...

But I'm sure I could drum you up a 30 year old something

 

[JugheadJane]

I think it is high time we get the backroom back in operation.

*clicks on the open sign*

It's 8am somewhere!

Where have you been, little Jane?

*pinches your bottom*



My scotch selection is rather limited, as I keep my cellar for other purposes...

But I'm sure I could drum you up a 30 year old something

You forget I’ve been in your cellar. I found a long forgotten case of white rum while waiting impatiently.

How about a 31 year old foreign blend, Forty?

 

[TheFirmHand80]

You forget I’ve been in your cellar. I found a long forgotten case of white rum while waiting impatiently.

How about a 31 year old foreign blend, Forty?

There are special tastes for all types. I personally enjoy exotic.

 

[FortybutNice]

You forget I’ve been in your cellar. I found a long forgotten case of white rum while waiting impatiently.

How about a 31 year old foreign blend, Forty?

That sounds awesome!

 

[TheFirmHand80]

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[JugheadJane]

That sounds awesome!

Alright. Line up for bodyshots!

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Alright. Line up for bodyshots!

Bacardi 151

...set on fire.

 

[JugheadJane]

Bacardi 151

...set on fire.

You really know how to stretch me to my limits, don’t you. Beware. It’s your turn next. I hope you like live goldfish.

 

[TheFirmHand80]

You really know how to stretch me to my limits, don’t you. Beware. It’s your turn next. I hope you like live goldfish.

I prefer gerbils.

*leans in and bites your erect nipple through your shirt*

OOOOps

 

[TheFirmHand80]

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