That damn cat!

[ThatsTheGuy]

I'm a little pissed at him this morning and I'm running out of band aides.

The little bony fucker showed up at my door all wet and cold early one wintery morning. I took pity on him and treated him to some to some pork chops and eggs that day. I thought he wuz an abused kitten.

Now the little fucker isn't so little. He's getting fat and bold. This week he's been attacking my feet every chance he gets. I almost drop kicked him into the end zone today. But he starts doing that little "I'm your buddy" thing and I fall for it every time.

 

[HisArpy]

I'm a little pissed at him this morning and I'm running out of band aides.

The little bony fucker showed up at my door all wet and cold early one wintery morning. I took pity on him and treated him to some to some pork chops and eggs that day. I thought he wuz an abused kitten.

Now the little fucker isn't so little. He's getting fat and bold. This week he's been attacking my feet every chance he gets. I almost drop kicked him into the end zone today. But he starts doing that little "I'm your buddy" thing and I fall for it every time.

The best contracts are always signed in blood.

https://www.walldevil.com/wallpapers/a80/thumb/6878-cat.jpg

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Maybe I'm starting a zoo for all the kewl cats to play in.

I already got 2 mutts and a cat. Now I'm interested in 2 Bluebirds and a Red Robin. The birds show up every morning. They did that last year and maybe the year before.

I haven't bothered w/the birds for fear that human intervention could hamper their style. I'm not a bird person. Now I'm thinking of building a bird house or 2, but there's vultures and crows around these parts too (creepy fuckers hang out on the power lines watching everything.)

If it's not a chicken, it serves no purpose. I like my fried chicken and hot wings.

 

[ruddygore]

You fed him. He's yours. Live with it.

 

[Hypoxia]

"There's more than one way to skin a cat," she mused,
as she pinned its little feet to the dissection board.
--Bulwer-Lytton competition