That "less than fresh" feeling.

Re: :::shaking my head:::

nitengale said:
This thread is too much...

BUT I too, can add to it.

I worked for a GYN per diem. One day while doing the mundane chore of helping him with pap smears, I looked over the patients legs and saw he was frantically attempting to gain my attention. Moving to the foot of the table, he directed my attention to TWO small green things sitting in the patient's vagina. Upon further investigation, we discovered the patient had placed two tic tacs in her vagina hoping IF they melted, we would not be offended by any odor she might have had...leaving her vagina "Minty Fresh."

There is humor in every job, we just have to look DEEP enough somtimes to find it.

OMG! Damn, some ppl will try anything.... That's too funny..

Got any customers yet, Expertise? That was very funny too..
 
GulfCoastAquarian said:
Ask For More said:
I found that my current significant other didn't enjoy oral until she shaved it.....after that she shaves regularly to make sure I do my duty :D

Like Pavlov's dogs, it seems my wife has also learned something. Every time she would shave, I would dive in for some fresh, smooth pussy. Now she maintains a shaved pussy, so I suppose it is an open invitation, haha.

I have a question, though. Does it feel better to have your pussy eaten when you are shaved? Or is there a difference? It seems that AskForMore's woman prefers the feeling of being shaved, but then again, like Pavlov, this may just be a learned trait, since when she would shave, she would get oral.

It definately feels better. There is lots more hairless skin for the tongue to reach, therefore it is way more erotic. At least it is to me.
 
I absalutly love the smell of Pussy. The fragrance is so exotic and arousing to me I get very out of control sexualy.
 
Expertise that is so funny

:p
 
For what it counts.

I'm feeling "less then fresh" and that last time I checked I was a guy. *thinks about it* Unless there's something that people are keeping from me.

:confused:
 
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