That 'Ol Janx Spirit

[Guest]

I know you're here, Zaphod! I want my bottle back!

 

[MinkSoul]

watch it....

he's got the Kzinti with him...

 

[Ally C]

Now there's a frood who knows where his towel's at ...

 

[Guest]

Ford, you know I can't make a really good Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster without Ol' Janx Spirit! I'm keeping the bottle.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I told you the Pop-Tarts won't sing in the shower! Eat the monkey! Eat the monkey!

 

[DarlingBri]

Shall I be cruel and end this now? <eg>

44

 

[Guest]

It's 42. Dreadfully depressing, isn't it?

 

[Guest]

Damn mice...

 

[Deborah]

They have shots for that. Look up a vet in the phone book.

 

[Ally C]

They have shots for that. Look up a vet in the phone book.

All things considered, I'd suggest looking up 'vet' in a dictionary. Failing that look up a vet at a Malaysian porn site. The Malaysian up-vet-cam is supposed to be well worth a look. I wouldn't know personally, I favour the Bolivian and Ukranian angle, with a sprinkling of Malaysian voyeurism thrown in. Only a sprinkle mind you.

 

[Guest]

Just throw an Ultimate Improbability Field over it. No one will notice it.

 

[DarlingBri]

It's 42. Dreadfully depressing, isn't it?

Not as depressing as my typing.

OH STOP CRYING! You win... you're more depressed than I am.

 

[Guest]

You can't put a bypass here, it's my house! It's not a particularly great house, but it's my house.

 

[Guest]

We're talking about Ol' Janx Spirit now, Arthur. Do keep up.

 

[Guest]

Oh. I prefer a nice spot of tea. Is that Ford Prefect going on over there? Don't let him teach you to fly. Unpleasant.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye. Pornographic Priestess, singing Hare Krishna. Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.

 

[Laurel]

Get that fish out of your ear and try this:
http://babelfish.altavista.com

and beware of depressed elevators!

 

[Laurel]

Here, this should help those who are confused:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/

 

[Ally C]

Laurel

Thanks for providing the links. I've read - and thoroughly enjoyed - the book(s) and watched the TV series. The entry in the Guide for our planet is very concise and sums it up rather well.

 

[Guest]

Don't Panic.

 

[Merelan]

mostly harmless.

 

[Guest]

The problem is that you didn't know the Ultimate Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

 

[Purple Haze]

He won't stop licking his lips!

He won't stop licking his lips!

He won't stop licking his lips!

For God's sake man, open the fucking door!

 

[Guest]

Carbon-based life-forms. So odd.

 

[Dillinger]

Just throw an Ultimate Improbability Field over it. No one will notice it.

Actually I would say that if any place I've ever been in has the Ulitmate Improbability Field of it... its Literotica. I mean look at these threads... these people... and especially Gnufi. Does it get any more improbable than that?