THAT'S IT! I'M LEaving...

[Guest]

 

[TheEarl]

Brilliant. I'll go with you now. You go first.

Pear

We should wait. He said he'd come.

The Earl

 

[TheEarl]

Oh bloody hell, I've gotta sing it differently now...

Pear and The sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

Pear and The sitting in a tree, W.A.I.T.I.N.G

The Earl

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

We should wait. He said he'd come.

Awk! Ok.

Let's go then.

Pear

 

[Guest]

I'm not going anywhere, and that's not a promise it's a threat.

Go on then you lot, bugger off!

 

[Guest]

Go on then you lot, bugger off!

I didn't mean it, btw.

Rhino?

Rhino...?

RHINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I didn't mean it, btw.

Rhino?

Rhino...?

RHINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh oh... now you really did it!

 

[Guest]

Uh oh... now you really did it!

Shocky, quit eyeing up his ass, will ya!?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Shocky, quit eyeing up his ass, will ya!?

Should I be flattered or scarred?

 

[Guest]

Should I be flattered or scarred?

Both, but scarRed (for life) sounds very good to her.

 

[Guest]

 

[dr_mabeuse]

The trouble with doing illustrations is that it's fucking hard. Anyone can sit down and write "He grabbed her double D's and slammed the old salami home!", but when you draw something you have to make all their parts bend the right ways and generally be more or less the right size.

I look at a story and say, "Hell, I could do that!" I look at some illustrations--like comic book illustrations--and my jaw drops. I mean, these guys are very, very good. The hands I draw tend to look like fielder's mitts.

What about abstract or cubist illustrations for porn stories? Do you think we could do that? I might give that a try.

---dr.M.

 

[dark&stormy]

 

[Guest]

yes, DR.!
If the twit had drawn something that looked right. Somethng like those comic book illustrations. THEN! Well, then we could have appreciated it.

Hey, chill, love!

I got the impression the Doc was talking about his own skills (or lack of) when it comes to drawing. Not YOURS!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Anyone can sit down and write "He grabbed her double D's and slammed the old salami home!"

Rhino: love the Venice card. P.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[Goldie Munro]

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travels in cyberspace - cool!

 

[Guest]

 

[DirtyJJ]

rhino - don't even think about leaving again! Many of us here find your drawings very enjoyable. Isn't that enough?

perdita - don't you leave either. It wouldn't be the same without you here.


JJ

 

[Guest]

 

[TheEarl]

Thank you, jj.

wasn't REALLY leaving...I'm just an attention depraved soul (like so many)... and after the response Joe W. and THE Earl received......well!...THERE's a recipe!..........but of course I am sure that was fairly obvious ploy (i hope)....

Fine. You convinced me.

Dirtyjj...I DO thank you, sincerely for all you support and insights and comments.

jonathan

Okay. Dense person that I am, I didn't realise your 'exit' was because of my temper tantrum. Sorry, I'll try and keep my toys in the pram next time.

The Earl

 

[Guest]