The 11th Annual Literotica Award Nominations: Sexiest Female Character In A Story

[grunabona]

Probably best that you're giving up on this guy. No matter how many times you tell him, he won't ever believe anything but what's in his own little shiny world. He obsesses about three things: 1) his imagined royalties from this site, 2) everyone is an alt of everyone else and 3) we all run this site so that he can't win any contests. It'll never change.

Now he'll come forth with yet another "scathing" comment toward me and go on and on and on and on and on and on and on about how great he is and the rest of us will sit back and laugh at him. Join us in our laughter, won't you? I think it's my turn for the popcorn.

Yes, I will. And pass the popcorn, if you don't mind.

 

[TxRad]

Yes, I will. And pass the popcorn, if you don't mind.

If you will notice, a lot of people quote what he posts. Not because we care but to keep him from going back and changing it. He used to do that a lot and he also miss quotes himself as you've already found out.

 

[theravenfox]

As to your story: First off I have to admit I’ve never heard one of these Audio With Text stories before (I had always thought one of the requirements was that you had to include the TEXT but that shows how much I know).

For the Survivor Contest, the text is required to be included. Not so for the general submissions to Literotica.

I did try to listen to one of these stories (Audio ones) once upon a time but apparently my computer doesn’t play them and I failed in my attempt. So unfortunately I won’t be able to hear it. I am sure it’s very good though.

How unfortunate. It's rather good.

I love your AV (and I’m a reported Avatar expert). Is it a picture of you? If so I wish I could hear your voice… I love redheads! In fact my next story due out stars a redhead.

Yes, it's me. As I said, what you see is what you get.

If you are put on the ballot I’ll definitely consider voting for you. I’d be even more likely to vote for you if you e-mail me your most recent nude pic.

If I get the nomination, I hope you'll get the chance to listen to the story and vote based on your opinion of my WORK. As a serious writer, I assume that you stand on the caliber of your work rather than praise earned by sharing favors with fans. As do I.

Good luck in the contest my dear… I just wish I could hear your voice…

...In fact I think I'm going to ask Gabby to order me an oral computer a.s.a.p.

james r scouries

An oral computer? Sounds like every man's dream (woman's too). Perhaps, for the purpose of being able to enjoy audio stories, you'll need her to order you one with a sound card and speakers.

RF

 

[scouries]

QUOTE soular’s toyboy You've conveniently left out all the negative things you said and implied last year about soular

No in fact the three posts I quoted were complete and exactly as posted last year. Go back and read the thread little man.

You are in fine company though – with tex and misshick . Their reading comprehension is as poor as yours (although before her unfortunate accident and descent into the dark side mh was both clever and a leading scouryite – in fact she was VP of the Upper Penisula Scouries Fan Club!).

jrs

 

[scouries]

What is a southern girl doing in Oregon?

QUOTE RAVENFOX For the Survivor Contest, the text is required to be included. Not so for the general submissions to Literotica.

Thank you for the clarification…

QUOTE RAVENFOX Yes, it's me. As I said, what you see is what you get.

If only… I’d slog through five miles of Louisiana bayou on my hands and knees if I thought you might be…

QUOTE RAVENFOX If I get the nomination, I hope you'll get the chance to listen to the story and vote based on your opinion of my WORK. .

Maybe you could post it on utube or somewhere so I could just push a button to listen to it? Or you could mail me the text edition?

But you should be warned that in this contest voting is not based on peoples opinion of you WORK. You'll learn.

QUOTE RAVENFOX As a serious writer, I assume that you stand on the caliber of your work rather than praise earned by sharing favors with fans. As do I.

As you do what? Share favors or stand on your readers? Seriously NO, generally I stand on the caliber of the ROYALTY checkS.

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with sharing favors with fans. We, as brilliant writers (or talkers as the case may be), have an obligation to our reading public.

For example, some years ago I sent aforementioned misshick a life sized, colored 3-D photo of yours truly (which the young sweetie taped to the ceiling above her bed) and she immediately read (and voted them 5’s) seven of my stories in a night long orgy of self gratification.

Anyway, as to you and your favors, I for one would be quite happy to share favors with you.

QUOTE RAVENFOX An oral computer? Sounds like every man's dream (woman's too). Perhaps, for the purpose of being able to enjoy audio stories, you'll need her to order you one with a sound card and speakers.

This is not techie talk here is it? Please, don’t tell me you’re one of those redheaded, punk, pale, vegetarian, pot smoking, tatooed nerdie girls.

A final word of advice on these AWARDS and your best strategy if you’d like to win: [size=+2]INSULT SCOURIES![/size] Repeatedly. It’s a kiss of death if the movers and shakers in AHland and the toadies in the back rooms of the PALACE believe you’re soft on SCOURIES.

And then if you're good I'll insult you repeatedly during the voting period which should garner you extra sympathy and votes.

jrs esq

p.s. how about just one nude pic? At least a little nipple… I promise even one perky nipple would bring the wrath of scouries down upon you at just the most opportune moment...

 

[michchick98]

You are in fine company though – with tex and misshick . Their reading comprehension is as poor as yours (although before her unfortunate accident and descent into the dark side mh was both clever and a leading scouryite – in fact she was VP of the Upper Penisula Scouries Fan Club!).

jrs

Wrong again, scurvies. I don't live in the Upper Penninsula. By the way, how's the weather down there in Miami? And I believe it's you who has the poor reading comprehension since once again you don't get the rules of this contest or any other.

 

[michchick98]

For example, some years ago I sent aforementioned misshick a life sized, colored 3-D photo of yours truly (which the young sweetie taped to the ceiling above her bed) and she immediately read (and voted them 5’s) seven of my stories in a night long orgy of self gratification.

Actually, I sent it to a farmer for his hog troughs, and as far as voting 5s on your stories? Think again. I'd rather gargle with razor blades and arsenic before I read or voted on a single word of your putrified drivel.

Still waiting to hear from all your adoring fans, scurvies. Where are they to vote for you as most influential author again?

 

[michchick98]

p.s. how about just one nude pic? At least a little nipple… I promise even one perky nipple would bring the wrath of scouries down upon you at just the most opportune moment...

Begging for nipple pics now? What about Gabby? Did her vinyl nipples freeze off? Or what about sarahhh? I'm sure the unitit has at least one nipple for you.

 

[theravenfox]

What is a southern girl doing in Oregon?

Living in paradise.

Maybe you could post it on utube or somewhere so I could just push a button to listen to it? Or you could mail me the text edition?

If your computer doesn't play sound, then youtube won't help you. Text only would lack the spark. My voice is my signature.

But you should be warned that in this contest voting is not based on peoples opinion of you WORK. You'll learn.

Other than the fact that I will ask my friends to vote for me, I will be standing on my reputation as a writer (oral traditions have been around for longer than the written word and they are no less stories.) In any case, that's one lesson I won't learn.

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with sharing favors with fans. We, as brilliant writers (or talkers as the case may be), have an obligation to our reading public.

Sorry, the favors I was talking about were more of a physical nature. Or the photographic evidence thereof.

Anyway, as to you and your favors, I for one would be quite happy to share favors with you.

See previous message. That's not how I garner fans. But thanks for the offer.

This is not techie talk here is it? Please, don’t tell me you’re one of those redheaded, punk, pale, vegetarian, pot smoking, tatooed nerdie girls.

I'm redheaded, not very punk, very pale and freckled, omnivorous, occasionally pot smoking, one tattoo so far, and very deliciously nerdy. And proud of it all.

A final word of advice on these AWARDS and your best strategy if you’d like to win: [size=+2]INSULT SCOURIES![/size] Repeatedly. It’s a kiss of death if the movers and shakers in AHland and the toadies in the back rooms of the PALACE believe you’re soft on SCOURIES.

Not how I'm going to play the game. I don't insult people to get attention. I don't get involved in drama. I could care less about the feuds that go on here on these threads. They don't concern me. I will answer when something is directed towards me. I will make decisions about the individual writers/contributors based on personal experience and behavior toward me. I'm damned hard to shake. Most garbage is easy to brush off.

And then if you're good I'll insult you repeatedly during the voting period which should garner you extra sympathy and votes.

jrs esq

p.s. how about just one nude pic? At least a little nipple… I promise even one perky nipple would bring the wrath of scouries down upon you at just the most opportune moment...

I have no intention of playing drama llama with you or anyone else. Nor will I be sharing nipples or any other body parts to get votes or advertising. Again, not the way I play the game. But again, thanks for the offer.

 

[sarahhh]

Begging for nipple pics now? What about Gabby? Did her vinyl nipples freeze off? Or what about sarahhh? I'm sure the unitit has at least one nipple for you.

Scouries sent me the pic of your tit you sent him. At first I thought it was TampaxRad's tongue. I definitely would sue the doctor who did your boob job.

I nominate you for sexiest female character in a story.

I'm sure you know what story I'm talking about.

 

[michchick98]

Scouries sent me the pic of your tit you sent him. At first I thought it was TampaxRad's tongue. I definitely would sue the doctor who did your boob job.

I nominate you for sexiest female character in a story.

I'm sure you know what story I'm talking about.

You don't even know what you're talking about so how can I? Time to up the meds again sarahhh.

 

[scouries]

QUOTE rf My voice is my signature… oral traditions have been around for longer than the written word and they are no less stories… I'm redheaded, not very punk, very pale and freckled, omnivorous, occasionally pot smoking, one tattoo so far, and very deliciously nerdy. And proud of it all… I'm damned hard to shake… Most garbage is easy to brush off… drama llama… Nor will I be sharing nipples or any other body parts to get votes or advertising…

After reading your posts I must admit I’m dying to hear one of your stories. And yes there is a great deal to be said for the “oral tradition”. Seriously I was raised listening to stories around the campfire and have only the greatest respect for them (and of course you don’t have to worry about spelling mistakes which up tight AHers endlessly and happily throw in your face).

I guessed at your description – but you omitted your captivating smile. You’d be perfect except for location and the fact that you spend time here. I’d never date a LITEROTICAN. Everyone knows they’re all perverts and…

The most bizarre thing about you is that you’ve made over 3700 posts and this is my first encounter with you. It makes one realize how large and diverse LITEROTICA is. While I don’t spend that much time in FORUM Land it’s still hard to believe someone made 3700 posts in the last 6 months and I’ve never come across them…

Good luck in the contest

Jim

And thanks for introducing me to the term “drama llama”? I’d never heard it and had to look it up.

Wikipedia The Drama Llama, is in fact a Llama that is quite dramatic. It is the close cousin of the lolcow, and can often be found in small wooded areas in the United States, often times stirring up conflict with local townsfolk. Drama Llamas are widely considered to be the main source of butthurt in many communities. The easiest way to identify the Drama Llama is by its call, which sounds a lot like a 16 year old girl. Of course there are many different subgroups within the species of the Drama Llama. By far the most batshit would be the Drama Ljama… Drama Llamas can also be noticed by their distinct choice in clothing such as; tight pants, eyeliner, and just about anything from Hot Topic

Urban Usually describing a human of the female gender, who is capable of making any stiuation become about them at a simple turn of a word, also when confronted about the "drama" becomes so enraged she spits in ones face similar to a llama

Now this one I’ve met before on LIT… in fact I can name quite a few locals who’ve said the following repeatedly (tex, omega, cloudy for three). Mind you they never leave...

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

scurrs, you crack me up

 

[kelly_kelly]

I'd like to nominate -- Sister Monica from "Sister Monica" series written by Ms72vt.

 

[bigbobby77]

I would like to nominate both Kelsey, and Amanda in the Conflicted series by Eldridgein00.

 

[Tricialen]

I nominate Alyssa from Demon Wind

Author- Tricialen

www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=358375

And Sian from the same story.

Both are strong, sexy women.

 

[BlackStah]

Nomination

I'd like to nominate Genie/Jennifer Holiday from "Genie Chronicles"

 

[Bobby_3111]

QUOTE rf My voice is my signature… oral traditions have been around for longer than the written word and they are no less stories… I'm redheaded, not very punk, very pale and freckled, omnivorous, occasionally pot smoking, one tattoo so far, and very deliciously nerdy. And proud of it all… I'm damned hard to shake… Most garbage is easy to brush off… drama llama… Nor will I be sharing nipples or any other body parts to get votes or advertising…

After reading your posts I must admit I’m dying to hear one of your stories. And yes there is a great deal to be said for the “oral tradition”. Seriously I was raised listening to stories around the campfire and have only the greatest respect for them (and of course you don’t have to worry about spelling mistakes which up tight AHers endlessly and happily throw in your face).

I guessed at your description – but you omitted your captivating smile. You’d be perfect except for location and the fact that you spend time here. I’d never date a LITEROTICAN. Everyone knows they’re all perverts and…

The most bizarre thing about you is that you’ve made over 3700 posts and this is my first encounter with you. It makes one realize how large and diverse LITEROTICA is. While I don’t spend that much time in FORUM Land it’s still hard to believe someone made 3700 posts in the last 6 months and I’ve never come across them…

Good luck in the contest

Jim

And thanks for introducing me to the term “drama llama”? I’d never heard it and had to look it up.

Wikipedia The Drama Llama, is in fact a Llama that is quite dramatic. It is the close cousin of the lolcow, and can often be found in small wooded areas in the United States, often times stirring up conflict with local townsfolk. Drama Llamas are widely considered to be the main source of butthurt in many communities. The easiest way to identify the Drama Llama is by its call, which sounds a lot like a 16 year old girl. Of course there are many different subgroups within the species of the Drama Llama. By far the most batshit would be the Drama Ljama… Drama Llamas can also be noticed by their distinct choice in clothing such as; tight pants, eyeliner, and just about anything from Hot Topic

Urban Usually describing a human of the female gender, who is capable of making any stiuation become about them at a simple turn of a word, also when confronted about the "drama" becomes so enraged she spits in ones face similar to a llama

Now this one I’ve met before on LIT… in fact I can name quite a few locals who’ve said the following repeatedly (tex, omega, cloudy for three). Mind you they never leave...

You guys realize that argueing with this fruitcake is pointless ? Scouries is and has always been a sociopath.

-Cultural Dictionary

sociopath [(soh-see-uh-path, soh-shee-uh-path)]


Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal. Sociopaths are interested only in their personal needs and desires, without concern for the effects of their behavior on others.-

 

[Guest]

QUOTE little bobbie this fruitcake is pointless ? Scouries

Sometimes you just have to wonder where these little troublemakers come from. Whose ALT little bobbie is.

My wonderful boss hasn't posted on this thread in over a week and yet this puny little gnat comes buzzing around stirring up trouble.

Go away loser...

Gabrielle L

 

[in4sin]

I would like to nominate:

Character: Sasha
Story: Tales of Blake and Sasha
Author: SecretFantasy69

 

[janedoesam]

Title: The Talons of a Dark Heart
Author: Talyisbagley
Character: Talyis

 

[Blissful_1]

Character: Devonny
Story: Devonny
Author: theDuskyGirl

 

[jennaheart]

I would like to nominate Sasha, from the story Tales of Blake and Sasha.
Author is Secretfantasy69.

 

[missingmiss]

i'm up for victoria davis as sexiest female character

 

[Guest]

Not wanting to be rushed into deciding I've sat back and studied all the likely possibilities....

...and after analyzing all the potential candidates I'm finally ready to make my choice...