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[Wonderer67]

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I fuckin love how bugs would get ol yosemite Sam to do all foolish things and then get all mad….

 

[Wonderer67]

Surely you can only go to one all day meeting?

Well I had all day meeting(s) yesterday too!

It’s what I do!

 

[Wonderer67]

God moring!

And also to you!

 

[Wonderer67]

When I got home after work yesterday I found that my wife had assembled it. She would have had to unbox it in my van and carry the boards downstairs since the boxes were to heavy for her.

That’s a can-do lady! Love it!!

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Hello my favorite bar!

 

[Wonderer67]

Balderdash!!
The Official Cooking for One Rules clearly state that half measures are perfectly acceptable at any time.

I’ve never actually seen or heard anyone ever use the word “balderdash” in an actual sentence before.

Impressive!!

 

[Wonderer67]

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I just let it all hang out today In my last meeting. (Singular for @nipplecaresser …)

I told a story with my team about a husband and wife couple at work. It was nothing dirty. They are just the dullest, most boring, couple and we support one of them. He is from Sweden and his boredom and lack of energy could either start ww3 or solve world peace, I don’t know which.

Anyway, I told a very long story about him…annd how his team literally mutinied over some really dumb shit he pulled. and then who got out of the next conference room?? His wife! Oooops.

I doubt she heard, but it was crazy ironic! We all had two good laughs.

 

[Wonderer67]

I decorate alot! Tomorrow putting 40 sets of lights up. 8 wreaths, and a ton of extension cords. Inside the Chinese cabinet gets moved and 8 foot tree with 10 sets of lights and ornaments.

I like to decorate and make things festive. We can barely care about pressure to buy stiff, Black Friday, shipping... (I hate that shit).

But I like fun traditions.

 

[Wonderer67]

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And apparently an engine fetish too!!

 

[Wonderer67]

Hello my favorite bar!

Hey lady! What’s shakin?

 

[Oldermom935]

We have a metric we use for burn out and to measure staff productivity..... so if it gets to high right before everyone quits they decide to hire someone..... so we also have the diversity qnd inclusiveness plan so if 40 people apply but not a diverse slate they will continue to accept applications until they are satisfied with that requirement ...takes a long time..... and then everyone is on the edge of death and they announce they hired so we can so " oh thanks for saving us"....... the corporate world ..esp in healthcare...males no freaking sense.

My boss and I had a one-on-one yesterday. Now, don't get me wrong I like my boss. She's a good leader, she works hard, she's very smart, she manages people well, even me and I'm difficult to manage because I'm too outspoken at times. She said "well Dr V doesn't like our tip sheets, she doesn't understand why we did them that way". I almost came unglued. And the most professional voice that I have, I said well, if you remember back I suggested doing documentation tip sheets but the compliance coders insisted on these compliance coding tip sheets that have absolutely no use no value and at the time I told you that. Doctors don't need the definition of stroke at the top of a Tip Sheet I'm pretty sure they know what it is" she said "oh yeah, I had forgotten that"

How soon is retirement?

I only have 10,700 minimum....

 

[Wonderer67]

On the bus back to home. Traffic is for shot tonite. I’m glad I’m not driving in it and scrolling thru the greasy spoon posts.

Two productive days. Was amazing to see my buddy last night. My boss is great for setting it up. He was part of our extended team at one point. Another one of our team members just resigned today. Sad to see him go. Smart dude and could sell ice to the eskimos. Great biz development guy.

I’m an internal “broker” at work. I just don’t make commission or brokerage, but it’s good creative work. When biz opportunities come in and they don’t fit neatly into a bucket, our team finds a home for it within our company if at all possible.

I have another job role I spend time on too. I like to stay busy and engaged.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And apparently an engine fetish too!!

Them's nots mine.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Hey lady! What’s shakin?

I'm on a high from my minivaca. I can't stop smiling!

 

[Wonderer67]

Them's nots mine.

He’s in the denial stage.

 

[Oldermom935]

I'm on a high from my minivaca. I can't stop smiling!

Good, you deserved it hun.

 

[Wonderer67]

I'm on a high from my minivaca. I can't stop smiling!

Love that. Musta been really great.

Glad you had a great time!

Thanksgiving plans for the next few days??

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Good, you deserved it hun.

I had a great time. Wish I could put it in a magic cupboard and visit it like Narnia any time I want

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Love that. Musta been really great.

Glad you had a great time!

Thanksgiving plans for the next few days??

Just going to chill with my family. Everyone except the kid. She's out of town. Tomorrow I visit my PT for the first time. I might try and clean out some since I have time.

 

[Rj_1954]

Wait a second here. "only male" and the other were "primarily women". So, that implies some were NOT women nor male. What were they?

Let me clarify this,
I was membership secretary for a large publishing company & I had 23 female administrative assistants...

 

[Oldermom935]

Wait a second here. "only male" and the other were "primarily women". So, that implies some were NOT women nor male. What were they?

I think we both know what he meant Parker.

 

[ParkerSteve66]

I think we both know what he meant Parker.

I was being a little sparky, sory.

 

[Oldermom935]

I was being a little sparky, sory.

Notat all hun.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

He’s in the denial stage.

I've owned one Chrysler small block ever, and that went out of here 10 year ago.


I have 6 B blocks.


Fred is my witness. Ethyl is Fred's sister.


Don't tangle with Fred, or she'll sic Ethyl on you, and blood will flow.

 

[likes2watchU]

I just finished work. I would have been off before 4:00 since I started at 6:00 this morning, if I would have gotten the email letting me know that a meeting at 3:00 till 4:00 was canceled this morning at 10:00. When I reached out and said is anyone joining the meeting my damn coworker that I just talked to at 1:00, told me oh yeah I forgot I saw that at 10:00 this morning didn't you get the memo. I said no.. see you tomorrow. Like if you have a same day cancellation of a meeting wouldn't you tell your coworker. Oh I forgot to say, about an hour ago I made a comment on our team chat that these three to four meetings were for the birds with no response to that chat. I am living in the freaking Twilight Zone of hell.

Huh. I didn't know we worked at the same place.
We should do lunch sometime.
to lunch
to the rest