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To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy now.

I love how the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.

After the birth of your first child, your role in life will become apparent.

I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it.

What should you do if you’re cold? Stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time.

I had a pizza joke, but it was too cheesy.

Einstein finally developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.

Something about subtraction just doesn’t add up.

Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.

A rubber band slingshot was confiscated in algebra class for being a weapon of math disruption.

If Americans switched from pounds to kilos overnight, there would be mass confusion.

Odourless chemicals just don’t make scents.
 
A very happy 'Murrikan Thanksgiving to each of you and to yours, also. A pleasant day to you and a few moments of those things, and those people, for whom and which we are grateful.


The josh is lit to usher in a proper (at least to me) meditative spirit.


Geezer Cat seems quite Zen this morning.
 
likes2watchU said:
I said the same thing every year I had to hand mix a triple batch of cheesy potatoes for 30 people!

Well. That and wondering when I turned into the family's cafeteria lady :oops: :ROFLMAO:
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Both of you qualify for military cooks! Dad was an Army cook. We would laugh at his Army cookbook such ss the number of pounds of peeled potatoes for mashed potatoes.
 
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