The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning. Have a mellow Monday.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Good morning. Have a mellow Monday.

U too.. happy Monday..

 

[nipplecaresser]

Chinese takeout: $20.00. Fuel to get there: $1.50. Getting home to find out they’ve forgotten one of your dishes: Riceless.

If your iPhone runs out of charge, does that mean you’re out of apple juice?

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one – he’s never gonna give you Up.

To whoever stole my broken bathroom scale, you’ll never get a weigh with it.

If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price.

Got a new job as a guillotine operator. I’ll beheading there shortly.

I used to work at an unemployment office. When they fired me, I still had to show up the next day.

Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.

I’m trying to organise a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

My friends and I have named our band “The Duvets”. It’s a covers band.

I finally got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.

I lost my partner’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it.

 

[Treeview]

U too.. happy Monday..

To you too

 

[Wombat69123]

Chinese takeout: $20.00. Fuel to get there: $1.50. Getting home to find out they’ve forgotten one of your dishes: Riceless.

If your iPhone runs out of charge, does that mean you’re out of apple juice?

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one – he’s never gonna give you Up.

To whoever stole my broken bathroom scale, you’ll never get a weigh with it.

If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price.

Got a new job as a guillotine operator. I’ll beheading there shortly.

I used to work at an unemployment office. When they fired me, I still had to show up the next day.

Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.

I’m trying to organise a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

My friends and I have named our band “The Duvets”. It’s a covers band.

I finally got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.

I lost my partner’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it.

Truely awful, thank you cheered me up.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I'm pretty low maintenance. IDK if that is the same as low acid!

You are my perfect cup of coffee!

 

[subdudeme13]

Thanks, S! The only thing I did today was make a housecall on my friend. Then back on the couch for more sleepy-time! Good thing my dog is a couch potato, too!

That's me and my Shi Tzu.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning early risers and good day to those in Europe.

It’s a cold foggy morning in Michigan this morning. I plan to drive slowly for taxiing my grandchildren.

 

[subdudeme13]

Good morning. Have a mellow Monday.

It is Monday? Already?

 

[subdudeme13]

Good morning early risers and good day to those in Europe.

It’s a cold foggy morning in Michigan this morning. I plan to drive slowly for taxiing my grandchildren.

Is there snow up there?

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Is there snow up there?

All the snow was gone yesterday after the rain came in. We did have slippery roads yesterday morning. Snow is forecast later this week.

 

[subdudeme13]

All the snow was gone yesterday after the rain came in. We did have slippery roads yesterday morning. Snow is forecast later this week.

I once lived at a place that was at the top of a slight hill and at the bottom of the hill was a major road. I pulled out of my parking space and then proceeded to slide down the hill with no control it was sheet ice. There were stone and cinders spread at the bottom so I was able to stop. I wonder what my heart rate got up to.

 

[Wonderer67]

Morning all. Off to work a little early today.

Have an ultrasound this morning (i think im pregnant!). Jk, they’re gonna look at my legs for bad veins (I know there’s a joke there too!) Been having leg and foot pain, so we’re getting that checked.

Then off to corporate zombieland where I got a full slate of meetings.

See yaz on the other side a work!

 

[Wonderer67]

Does she need/want to lose weight? If not, that's concerning. Bring her some of her favorite treats when you visit. The caregivers might not like it, but who cares?

She’s 95 years old and takes her coffee w half milk, half coffee and like 8 sugars. She eats whatever she pleases!!! (Esp since she got her dentures back).

And a good buddy of mine has made her power brownies w extra good stuff for her. I still have a few in the freezer.

 

[Teo1984]

Nicotine is more addictive than heroin.

Omg You're right...

 

[English_guy_bkk]

.Just dressing for work here, a tad peckish and wondering if any bacon sandwiches are available here

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Now it’s Christmas….

Christmas Godzilla

https://imgur.com/a/C7YZw5z

The Christmas Mastodon

https://imgur.com/a/E7hL23v

Christmas cat

https://imgur.com/a/FUpMtKU

You know I looked right through Jumbo and saw 1st Cavalry. Literally first thing I saw. We never change…

Off to the Sawbones, well the PA, to get screened this morning. The second step of what looks like a long process. Everyone have a great day. On the bright side, they say we might have a White Christmas?. One can hope…I’ve only had ONE my entire life!

On the Third day of Christmas Z…

 

[Wonderer67]

That's me and my Shi Tzu.

Your WHAT?????

 

[Wonderer67]

.Just dressing for work here, a tad peckish and wondering if any bacon sandwiches are available here

Absolutely!

We have bacon, pork roll, Canadian back. AND Taylor ham.

 

[Wonderer67]

You know I looked right through Jumbo and saw 1st Cavalry. Literally first thing I saw. We never change…

Off to the Sawbones, well the PA, to get screened this morning. The second step of what looks like a long process. Everyone have a great day. On the bright side, they say we might have a White Christmas?. One can hope…I’ve only had ONE my entire life!

On the Third day of Christmas Z…

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Good luck today HDH.

Was wearing my first cav hat yesterday so popped it in there!

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Absolutely!

We have bacon, pork roll, Canadian back. AND Taylor ham.

Canadian bacon??? What is the world coming to

 

[dkak001]

Morning all.

First good night sleep in a while, although the old 4 legged friend woke us up once or twice.

Still lots of snow on the ground here, although the roads may bare up today. Just above freezing yesterday and maybe today. Supposed to drop off again later in the week.

Back to the grind for the week!

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Good morning everyone. Let the shenanigans begin! Shirt week for me, then holiday schedule next week. I slept pretty good, but this new schedule will take some time to get used to. Hope y’all have a great day.

 

[likes2watchU]

.Just dressing for work here, a tad peckish and wondering if any bacon sandwiches are available here

Blast from the past... we covered this back on the last day of August. Pretty sure Bacon Butty and Chip Butty are still on the menu for our UK friends.

Bacon Butty article

Chip Butty - often topped with either malt vinegar or brown sauce

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Gorgeous sandwich