The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

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Wine o'clock.

 

[fullservice65]

Hey, FS! Where have you been? I hope you're well.

Thanks -- doing well. No emergencies -- lol -- just a heavy time at work. Or atwerk.

 

[Lilianna23]

Good morning Mittering and OM. The old dog got me up way too early. A nap is a certainty today!

My life partner leaves tomorrow for a week so we are having a bon voyage brunch and fun this morning.

Where is she going, B2? I hope you're not too lonely while she's gone.

 

[Lilianna23]

He snuck in paying for lunch when I was there. Wasn't like I didn't try.

So now we know the hierarchy. Wat > W!

 

[Lilianna23]

Thanks for the well wishes again! Wife is really doing well. She still looks a little like Darth Vader with the IceMan machine hooked up but the compression sleeves for her legs with the little battery boxes with blue blinking lights have been put away for now…till next year when her other knee gets done! So, an improving Ms Vader!

Who knew you had to come to work to get some rest? . OH, and BTW…the jokes are on fire for the last couple or three pages (I could only catch that much up!). Happy Fritag to you all. Hope your weekend kicks off nicely!

Pacific NW MZ.

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I'm so glad Mrs. H is doing well! Now that you've been through this one, you'll know what to expect next time! Nursing is not for the faint of heart!

 

[Lilianna23]

What? The Lime Soda box wouldn't fit?

It goes in the recycle!

 

[Lilianna23]

There’s no government like NO government!

Ok - I broke a rule.

Do I have diplomatic immunity? Or am my up for a spanking?

Strip down!

 

[nipplecaresser]

Pays to plan ahead!!

Prior planning prevents poor performance!

Avoiding Asinine Advice Aids Advancement

 

[Lilianna23]

No... thank god

I'm glad. Even though you have options, I'd hate for you to have to use them.

 

[Lilianna23]

Send the pups in first to distract and then
...... pounce

Wait why qm I giving you ideas?

Hey! Who's side are you on? Wait... don't answer that!

 

[Lilianna23]

Time for litmo...

Me and lil are there already waiting for you

Are we the inmates or the wardens this time?

 

[Lilianna23]

I qm all on board with doing what the boss tells me......most of the time...

Me, too. Unless I have an extra-special-glittery-mobettah idea! ️

 

[nipplecaresser]

Get ready to take it in the ass again in NJ…

 

[Lilianna23]

With an introduction by Danny Terrio (sp?) from Solid Gold.

Or was he the host of dance fever???

Holy shit does this take me back.

And 80s hair!

 

[Lilianna23]

yes, please!

Are you SURE????? Careful what you ask for!

 

[nipplecaresser]

SMDH!

I've got the Suck My and the D sorted but can't figure out the H

 

[nipplecaresser]

How I felt this morning when I had to get up at 0930 for an appointment. What do people DO so early in the morning???

I usually log on and irritate some Lit insomniacs!

 

[Lilianna23]

Some motherfucker, just put a meeting on my calendar for 4:30 PM today.

It’s likely that he will be there himself.

Or if I actually attend, I will just ask him what the fuck he wants at 4:30 on a Friday…

Start blocking off your calendar on Fridays at noon with "meeting with CEO."

 

[nipplecaresser]

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Memes on fire this morning, OM

 

[nipplecaresser]

Oh, dear! I spent too much time looking for bed vacuums on Amazon. Now I'm past my curfew again. Shhhhh! Don't tell!

Have a Thirsty Thursday, everyone. I'm off to get a feather massage. (Pulls B2 along by his tie!) ️

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Thank God he was wearing a tie!!

 

[Lilianna23]

So I buckled and took the meeting.

Sigh.

I really needed to. He was a more senior dude. And I got a lot of what I needed.

Worth it?

 

[Lilianna23]

We don’t have lawn
But do have a sign that says
You are no longer a trespasser
You are now a target

I'll be sure to call ahead!

 

[nipplecaresser]

Well, fuck this day.
And this week, and the week before.
With all their fucking meetings
Leave me alone to do some work.

At least I have a happy hour coming up at 6:30.

That's not how @Mrswonderer described it...though she did convulse with laughter at the mention of "hour"

 

[Lilianna23]

We got the unit back online today, and about when I thought we'd finish it. Went and epic failed the last task of the day - no one answered their doors. I rescheduled them for Monday morning. It rained most of the way home. Small Car made the week's round trip on one paltry wee tank o' petrol. That's it's job. The back yard was doing its swamp imitation when I parked. Came in the kitchen and TDK was at the door. She shrieked. We visited. She's all better now.

She missed you!

 

[nipplecaresser]

Lemon juice is the key to keeping guacamole somewhat greener!

Save yourself the effort and just leave the avocados in the supermarket