The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[nipplecaresser]

I'll let one of the ladies volunteer...

And I used to think you liked the ladies here

 

[Lilianna23]

Evening, all. Made it home safe from training. From here I get to spend time in my home district so I should be home every night. My cat will like that almost as much as I do.

Hope everyone has a great night/morning/etc.

Training is over now?

 

[Lilianna23]

Went to bingo tonight..it was fun.... now home..nail qppt in the am. Something funny did happen. So there was a huge line to the bathroom at the break. I was chatting to a lady behind me and find out she is a nurse practitioner. We decided that we were going to try to use the men's room, because there's no line. So she goes in there and it's like it's empty, and then came running out and said no it's not.. we cracked up it was hysterical. Then we went to the bathroom and the women's room like normal people.

There's NEVER a line for the men's room!

 

[Lilianna23]

Sweet dreams everyone... time for me to call it a night.
Busy weekend - may have limited engagement until the work week kicks off again.
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Stealing this meme!

 

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning coffee cupcakes. Back home and all caught up with the mass of mindless meanderings that give this place its charm.
Have a wonderful weekend.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Why did the crab cross the road? It didn’t—it used the sidewalk.

Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!

What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator? Don't hate me because I'm a little cooler.

Some people pick their nose, but I was born with mine.

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.

My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.

 

[Lilianna23]

Thanks -- doing well. No emergencies -- lol -- just a heavy time at work. Or atwerk.

Glad you're well. Watch that twerking!

 

[Lilianna23]

Avoiding Asinine Advice Aids Advancement

How are you doing, NC?

 

[Lilianna23]

I've got the Suck My and the D sorted but can't figure out the H

Shaking
My
Damn
Head!

 

[Lilianna23]

Save yourself the effort and just leave the avocados in the supermarket

Give them all to meeeee!

 

[Lilianna23]

Why did the crab cross the road? It didn’t—it used the sidewalk.

Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!

What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator? Don't hate me because I'm a little cooler.

Some people pick their nose, but I was born with mine.

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.

My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.

I've missed these! Glad you're back!

 

[Lilianna23]

All caught up at 0100 on a rainy early Saturday morning!

I had a good day. My lawnmower should be ready to roll when I get up. The battery is on the charger. I worked on my nails. Not finished yet; I'll finish later today.

And... drum roll, please..... I got my 2023 income tax refund today, complete with a tidy add from Uncle Sam in interest! WHOO-HOO!

This means I better do my taxes this weekend! I have no idea if I will owe or get some back.

Have a great weekend, everyone! Stay sassy! ️

 

[Mittering]

Welcome back home. Yes, kitties always like when their humans are home.
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Glad you had fun!!
Yeah - the bathroom line struggle is real.
I've used the Men's Room before - when it was occupied. It was their suggestion. They were so nice about it, too.
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Yeah, most men won't care. MOST men will be understanding gentlemen about it.

 

[Mittering]

Shaking
My
Damn
Head!

I liked their version better. HA!

 

[nipplecaresser]

How are you doing, NC?

Doing good thanks Lili. Bit tired after the week of driving but it's not too bad when there are two of you to share the burden. Funeral went well and it was nice to catch up with my entire family (only 10 of us now in total)

 

[Oldermom935]

Morning everyone!

 

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[Wat_Tyler]

you said a breast

You wouldn't have come a'runnin' if'n I had said "apprised."

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It’s always good to be back home!

It was funny to hear her be so loud. She seems genuinely pleased, I guess you would call it. Projecting human emotions and reactions onto cats is probably a place where we shouldn't tread. She always knows where I am when I come in. She has tooken to following me to doors when I leave, too.


I honestly got the feeling that she wanted to go with me on Monday.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Went to bingo tonight..it was fun.... now home..nail qppt in the am. Something funny did happen. So there was a huge line to the bathroom at the break. I was chatting to a lady behind me and find out she is a nurse practitioner. We decided that we were going to try to use the men's room, because there's no line. So she goes in there and it's like it's empty, and then came running out and said no it's not.. we cracked up it was hysterical. Then we went to the bathroom and the women's room like normal people.

Some of the skuzziest bathrooms I ever used were at the lesbian bar. There was usually somebody in there.


Oh well.


Peeing in the alley out back is illegal . . . .