The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[nipplecaresser]

3 am club..... ugh

You are feeling sleepy, veeerrrry sleepy

 

[nipplecaresser]

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

Did you hear the rumor about frozen butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I am in.... let's stack our hands together.... while you all are doing that I will make snacks .... vroom vroom

I hate to break this to you, but we already knew that you were/are in.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wats in charge...wats in charge....... they ain't gonna know what hit em

They are finding Wat's Max Load. How much can/will he carry?


Wat doesn't know the answer to that one, either.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

All but three! Never had these:

•Had A MySpace Account
•Ordered From Columbia House
• Had an AOL Address

Those were the 3 I never did.


It didn't ask about the 'Nam . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Oh, and Wat gets a FNG next Monday afternoon.


He gets a coffee refill first.


Good thing for the FNG . . . .


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[Dayhoosier]

Good... ....morning
Are we sure it's spring?

 

[subdudeme13]

So you find murder comforting and relaxing? Should we be worried?

YES!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good... ....morning
Are we sure it's spring?

The calendar says so but winter is hanging on with vengeance. It’s 33F and windy this morning!

Drink hot coffee and more coffee etc.

 

[subdudeme13]

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i have done all that and drove 3 on the tree!

 

[Dayhoosier]

The calendar says so but winter is hanging on with vengeance. It’s 33F and windy this morning!

Right?!?

Drink hot coffee and more coffee etc.

About to pour my second cup as I type this!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Right?!?

About to pour my second cup as I type this!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

Did you hear the rumor about frozen butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.

Thanks for the bad dad jokes! And here is a riddle:

What’s beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[Oldermom935]

Morning everyone!

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

i have done all that and drove 3 on the tree!

I own nearly a dozen three-on-the-trees and have hand cranked an automobile.


Without breaking an arm.

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

Heading out for 7. Hope everyone has a amazing day...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Heading out for 7. Hope everyone has a amazing day...

Love you, Dearest!!! Be careful.


Watch for idiots.


But I already know that you knew that . . . .

 

[subdudeme13]

We only use what we grow
But I’ve heard about people lacing it

Back in the day of driving taxi in NYC I got a joint in the tip box so I lit up! Shortly after that I noticed bubbles coming up out of the street!!! The other time a girl friend and I were taking a toke and I found a pillow and held on to it wondering when I would stop getting higher!
The stuff I got that knocked me on my ass was medical grade from PA. At least that is what I was told! I don't know about the stuff going around today I quit for the most part.

 

[subdudeme13]

I have a couple of original radios for the '57. I believe they are push button, but I have yet to open them up. I hear they are tubes, and use a vibrator to generate the voltage.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vibrator_(electronic)
Now you've got me thinking I should pull one apart.

Thanks for that. The thought ran thru my head that would be one way you could do it. I got a chuckle at the description "vibrator (electronic).