The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[nipplecaresser]

We're ALL good girls here!

Fantastic news. Good and delightfully corruptible. My work here is just beginning!

 

[Lilianna23]

That's impossible. Everyone knows volume only goes to 10 unless your in Spinal Tap. They have custom volume controls that go to "11". That's one more than 10 innit.

He's Spinal Tap on steroids!

 

[nipplecaresser]

Have a great Wednesday. Here's hoping for happy humping!

 

[nipplecaresser]

Q: What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?
A: A frisbee.

Q: What do you call a camel with no humps?
A: Humphrey.

Q: What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?
A: A receding hare line!

Q: What do you call a rabbit that is really cool?
A: A hip hopper.

Q: What do you call a dog that’s freezing?
A: A chili dog.

Q: What do you call a bear in the rain?
A: A drizzly bear.

Q: What do you call a meditating wolf?
A: Aware wolf!

Q: What do you call a dancing lamb?
A: A baaaaaa-llerina!

Q: What do you call a bear with no socks?
A: Barefoot.

Q: What do you call a snail aboard a ship?
A: A snailor.

Q: What do you call a cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
A: Nacho cheese!

 

[Lilianna23]

Fantastic news. Good and delightfully corruptible. My work here is just beginning!

Get busy!

 

[Lilianna23]

I can't believe I've finally caught up! My housekeeper came today; we changed the bed in one of the guest rooms. I've been busy doing laundry to turn that room around. The last of my visitors will go home on Thursday then it will be business as usual at my house!

You all have a wicked Wednesday!

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[Quimpossibility]

We're glad you're here. It's a fun place!

aww, thank you

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I don't think my passwords transferred, either. I was still able to use my biometric password on some sites. I use Bitwarden for my passwords.

What is Bitwarden?

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I used to be all about height. I still love me a tall man and will always do a double take, but you're right. Personality and compatibility are so much more important.

It’s always the sparkling eyes and beautiful smile that gets me every time!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning early risers! Yesterday the winds were severe where a bowling alley lost its roof!

Today is cooler but my GF and I are going to the country to visit friends a walk their property looking for emerging wild flowers.

Sometimes being a father to adult children means being a good listener and letting them make their mistakes and holding back my opinions. The exception is when it involves health or safety.

Have a better day!

 

[Mittering]

What is Bitwarden?

It's almost exactly like ByteJailer.

 

[Oldermom935]

Morning everyone!

 

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[Oldermom935]

Heading out for 10 today I'll clean the dishes when I get back this morning!

 

[Mittering]

Up early for a day off. Promised Mrs. Mitt I would take her clothes shopping on our way to the hospital today. She's been depressed and overworked lately.

Having coffee before I hit the basement-stairs-gym this morning. I've gained back so.mich weight with all the stress eating lately. I need to get serious with it. It's embarrassing really. I've kept or increased my muscle but I'm out eating my calories that I burn. That means only one thing...time to fast.

Drinking too much coffee these days too. Need to get back to drinking water and getting good sleep so I don't feel I need extra caffeine during the day.

Ok, so it's not just one thing...HA!

Here some memes I thought I would share. And as always, feel free to steal them if you like them. After all, I did:

 

[Mittering]

Sorry for the double post

 

[Wonderer67]

Morning people. I am off to the big city for a few days of meeting.

Have a great day all.

 

[Mittering]

Morning people. I am off to the big city for a few days of meeting.

Have a great day all.

Have a safe and productive trip.

 

[Missk_2022]

He just wants to watch TV and play on his phone with the volume set to 189!

When did you meet my dad?

 

[Missk_2022]

His nose?

His knee

The wee knee

 

[Wonderer67]

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Good lord, this made me laugh out loud on the bus. Suck and twisted…. But funny.