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[Missk_2022]

Hi all

 

[Wonderer67]

I really don't know. I have allowed myself to be honest and vulnerable so hurt is a very likely outcome.

I would rather try and find out than not try and never know.

 

[Wonderer67]

Hi all

Hiya k.

 

[Oldermom935]

Mittering said:
The only way to get rid of a voodoo priest is with another voodoo priest...of the opposite sex.

Like2watchu said:
Math's not my strong suit, but fixing voodoo with... more voodoo... feels... not right
———
This reminded me of the sci-fi British comic book 2000ad and one of my favorite characters Abelard Snazz: mad scientist, inventor, genius and the man with a double decker brain. (He was called eight eyes when he had to put on his glasses.)

Anyway, on a planet with rampant crime, snazz is called in to help.

He invents police robots to rid crime, but of course they go too far. Snazz winds up reducing the planet to a police state, and everyone is in jail. (The president gets arrested by the robots for making a grammatical mistake )

So he invents robot criminals, but then innocent citizens are getting caught in the crossfire, so he invents robot civilians to be harmlessly wasted, and eventually the robots crowd the humans off the planet and he is cast into space.

Funny stuff.

https://imgur.com/a/IHnGLWR

 

[Wonderer67]

Wow- I’ve never seen that before and it’s fucking awesome!

 

[Quimpossibility]

If you are looking to date, there are other sites. This site is about erotic literature and much of it is fantasy.

A very good point. Well I made a comment about dating sites that I feel is valid.

I'm not really sure I want out of Lit. There are just enough comments saying "you CAN meet lpeople off lit and have wild sexytimes" for it to be beguiling. But that's like saying "you CAN win the national lottery" even though statistically you have more chance of being hit by lightning

 

[Quimpossibility]

I would rather try and find out than not try and never know.

me too. I think i'm committed to that course anyway

 

[Khadaji2002]

Morning all. Between work and connection issues it's been a minute. Hope everyone has a great Sunday.

 

[Wonderer67]

An actual conversation this morning.

Wife: what’s a word that has the word “dumb” in it?

Me: dumbinatrix!

Wife: that’s it! That’s what I will title my book!

This is this shit that makes this marriage work.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

I am pretty sure the blues Brothers is the greatest movie ever made

And the best musical ever made.

And the greatest comedy ever made.

I’m pretty sure it is also. If you’re channel surfing and you land on it…you instantly stay. No matter where you are in the movie! Too many great scenes to pick as a favorite. If I see it coming on, well, there goes the next two hrs! The wife is like, “you’re watching THAT…Again?” . She just don’t get it!

Worked In the yard yesterday…channeling my inner Wonder/Wat. Sore today so I think I’m just gonna go to church…get some of that Ol’ Time Religion. Then watch the F1 race…any of you fine sinners want to join me?

 

[Missk_2022]

me too. I think i'm committed to that course anyway

Just take it slow and dont be too eager/pushy.... she will bolt

Don't offer to pay for her trip etc...if she wants to meet she will pay her own way

Make the first meet up not about hooking up.... if you can...

 

[Quimpossibility]

Just take it slow and dont be too eager/pushy.... she will bolt

Of course.

Don't offer to pay for her trip etc...if she wants to meet she will pay her own way

I had sort of thought costs might be split...if she travels I pay for a space, buy a couple of drinks.

We weould have to discuss who travels and where first

Make the first meet up not about hooking up.... if you can...

I mean, that's probably wise.

I have to be aware that at every step of the way she can and should be free to change her mind.

 

[Bodhidharma_Khan]

It's all good... this thread is NOT like the others.... hang around it is a good group!!

With one miscreant.

 

[Wonderer67]

Sore today so I think I’m just gonna go to church…get some of that Ol’ Time Religion. Then watch the F1 race…any of you fine sinners want to join me?

For the f1 race, sure!

I’m stretching out my back all week from last weekend when I planted all those pumpkins. Holy shit my SI joints are on fire still.

 

[Mittering]

How did they expect kids to listen to their parents?
Cinderella stays out until midnight. All pinocchio does is lie. Aladdin is the prince of thieves. Batman drives three hundred and twenty miles an hour. Sleeping beauty is nothing but a lazy b****. And snow white lives with seven men, the little s***!!!

Cinderella is my kind of girl come to think of it.

 

[Mittering]

Cowboy is a girlie! But she might offer something.

I thought @cowboyup6977 was a shared couples account? Or am I missing something as usual?

 

[Mittering]

It sounds hopeful.
Some advice
Be prepared to accept the worse, and it’s okay, you’ll be pleasantly surprised.
Make sure you voice talk with her first, and find out who she really is.
There are players and fakes here like anywhere else, be careful. Even men pretending to be women, and women who are not free to be in relationships.
Make sure not to tell her more than she’s telling you.
Do not help with money, gifts, etc…
If she’s real, which I hope she is, there will be time later.
All that said there are a lot of real people and real relationships including marriages have happened.
Good luck!’

Holy crap! That may be the bestest, most succinct, clear headed, (oddly knowing) advice I've heard on this yet.

 

[Mittering]

I think there are so many that would like authentic, honest online connections, but it's tough. Speaking personally, I get turned on sometimes and sink into perversion, whereas I would not do that with someone I was looking at likely.

Right there with ya. Perversion seems like such a nice word compared to what I've sunk to on here when the creative juices get flowing. *Shame/No shame

 

[Quimpossibility]

And I always move off lit with anyone interesting.

I would like to. The chat systme is so flaky at best.

Sooner or later that will have to happen if this goes anywhere I think

 

[Quimpossibility]

Cinderella is my kind of girl come to think of it.

Until midnight

 

[cowboyup6977]

If anyone has something to ask me just ask
But beware I’m brutally honest
Just ask lill or OM

 

[dkak001]

It’s in the low 50s and with sun will get into the 60s.

We're in the low 30's right now. I think we saw some snow falling, but not sure. It was that, or very slow falling white rain. Of course, the peaches are trying to push blossoms right now too.

Was going to try to work on the new garden plot fence, but it might be too wet. Two major storms the last few days, followed by drizzling rain two more. Ground is squishy wet. Maybe get some stakes and lines up to mark the fence poles, probably not much more than that.

Hope you all have a good Sunday!

 

[dkak001]

I would rather try and find out than not try and never know.

Another litster here posted something that stuck with me.

"I want to regret doing things not regret not doing them."

That one is sort of hitting hard for me right now.

 

[Quimpossibility]

Another litster here posted something that stuck with me.

"I want to regret doing things not regret not doing them."

That one is sort of hitting hard for me right now.

Me too. That's why Lit is so intense for me

 

[dkak001]

I'm not really sure I want out of Lit. There are just enough comments saying "you CAN meet lpeople off lit and have wild sexytimes" for it to be beguiling. But that's like saying "you CAN win the national lottery" even though statistically you have more chance of being hit by lightning

But you will never win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket...