The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Qky75]

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Trouble is... it's not quite 7pm yet

I'm like a kid at the end of school waiting for the clock.

 

[Missk_2022]

What a day! We had several changes in the database effective today. We requested the vendor of one application to make the changes in our production environment because they have a tool to effect mass changes in one swoop.

They completed their changes last night. I manually entered the changes in a linked database LIVE this morning.

We had tickets, complaints, and confusion all day long.
Why? The vendor made their changes AFTER the deadline for daily code change publication - - in their own damn product.

So now we have to play Captain Obvious and add a call out to remind them when we expect them to effect the change - before or after 10pm on the date specified.

Mollycoddled shitstain dipshit brain-dead fartgoblin!

Twatwaffle

 

[Qky75]

Fartgoblin?!?

 

[Rj_1954]

Good Evening I think...
I always wonder just what I'm joining when I come in late...

 

[Rj_1954]

This is a Children's book

 

[likes2watchU]

I'm like a kid at the end of school waiting for the clock.

Our school clocks were the ones that gave a little hum... then ticked backwards one minute... before leaping forward for the bell to ring.
We all knew they operated this way... and yet that tick backwards... got us every time!!

Twatwaffle

agree!!

Fartgoblin?!?

I know - a younger sibling used it once and I had to leave the room... I was laughing so hard

Good Evening I think...
I always wonder just what I'm joining when I come in late...

Just some Low Grade Chaos
aren't you caught up yet, Rj?

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not going to try to ketchup...

 

[likes2watchU]

This is a Children's book
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Bet it would pair well with Captain Underpants
a children's book series so popular, they made a movie
(it got SO many kids reading!!!! )

 

[likes2watchU]

I'm not going to try to ketchup...

Zero Obligations
just busting your chops

Ooh - good band name IYKYK

 

[Imbacknow935]

Great news! I just passed the audition to play bass in Fückfäce!

 

[likes2watchU]

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[Rj_1954]

I used to play saxophone in a band called "Oblivion" a very long time ago. (Really)

 

[Wonderer67]

Work was really work-y today.

A huge kerfuffle between the US and the home office in Europe. New guidelines posted… and then taken down by the goddam home office.

I don’t really have a dog in the race. I’m supporting it all from a change perspective, but it sure impact what and when I’m gonna be doing shit.

 

[Rj_1954]

Work was really work-y today.

A huge kerfuffle between the US and the home office in Europe. New guidelines posted… and then taken down by the goddam home office.

I don’t really have a dog in the race. I’m supporting it all from a change perspective, but it sure impact what and when I’m gonna be doing shit.

I'll bite...what do you do?

 

[Wonderer67]

Backhoe. It moves shit around and digs holes-n-ditches. Leaks a bit of hydraulic and needs rubber, but it starts right up (a trait machines use to endear themselves to me) and it'll do everything I need for it to, at least for the foreseeable.

Sounds like a solid machine then!

 

[R_Clairmont]

Happy Canada Day part 2: Apparently Canadians don’t care at ALL about Canada day outside of getting the day off and drinking.

As an American, I hope to be home in time for proper fireworks and people dressed up like flags.

 

[Wonderer67]

Then they grow up into assholes who eat everything I try to plant. Thus the $1000 garden fence!

You are correct, sir.

 

[Strapper_gonebad]

No... but I've seen one IRL... like, from the Interstate... going 80mph

ive never seen one go that fast

 

[Rj_1954]

@Wonderer67
I used to work for ASTM International. A technical book publishing company, based in Philadelphia Pa.

 

[Wonderer67]

How I love that movie…

Def a top ten for me. Top five for sayings and lines.

 

[Wonderer67]

Curmudgeon

I think i spelled that correctly

Is Cürmudgeôn playing the bestival??

RJ on sax and me playing drums. Who else is in.

 

[Wonderer67]

So the question for the thread is. Wait for it………How many of us have actually operated one of these?

I don’t have a backhoe but I have a tractor with a front end loader. I have driven a bulldozer, backhoe and many skid steers.

 

[Wonderer67]

Twätwäffle

They’re also playing the bestival.

 

[Wonderer67]

Zero Obligations
just busting your chops

Ooh - good band name IYKYK

I just joined Bällbreäke and Zerö Obligations

 

[Wonderer67]

I'll bite...what do you do?

It’s boring. I do two jobs.

Sales Enabkemebt lead and change management consultant for a big insurance company. It’s boring shit.