The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[HumpDayHoratio]

Round 2: Rocky - 0 / HDH - 1

No clawing, nothing. So I think I got them out. Now gonna hit up USAA to see if they’ll pitch in for the damage control. This should be fun. Homeowners should cover this I’m thinking. It’s going to involve plumbers and roofers to fix it. I just hope they don’t have to rip a section of roof off to fix any water damage. Who knows how long this has been going on. Within the last five yrs I know. Had the roof replaced after Hurricane Florence hung over the house for 12+ hrs…

Getting the stocking stuffers today…going to Momma’s to help her bake some cookies. The arm wrestling is going on for when to make the Roast Beast. On Christmas Eve or Day? SWMBO is lobbying for Day…the rest of the tribe wants Eve.

I’ll let you know who wins…

——Christmas Village MZ——

 

[MuffandNonsense]

FWIW, I always endeavor to avoid buying fuel by the litre. Liter, either.


I still seem to get stuck with the little bastards, however.

The oil companies think they can get away with charging by the litre instead of showing the horrendous cost per gallon!

 

[MuffandNonsense]

I made breakfast (omelette) naked yesterday.

What did you use to whip up the eggs?

 

[Nightbird]

Good afternoon everyone.. I slept in really late today and the room mates got the tree up! Hope everyone is having a good day.

 

[Oldermom935]

I need some puppy dog kisses... and snuggles... who is the snuggly-est?

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I have no idea. They treat my mother like a household servant... she is 87 fucking years old get your own coffee.... their mother when she was alive sat on her ass and did nothing

One time one of them yelled at my mom because she added a little oil to the water for making mac and cheese... i wasnt there (i was never invited) or the whole lot would have been thrown down the sink and mom and i would have gone out to dinner

I would have done the same. And I would have and have added oil to assure the pasta does not stick together. It’s what a good cook does!

Yes throw them out!

 

[Wonderer67]

To all extroverted introverts and introverted extroverts, and ambivert everywhere!

And wat too!!

Hub City Stompers - Leave Me The Fuck Alone

 

[Nightbird]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Nightbird]

 

[RoperTrace]

You never know what kind of freaks you’ll run in to on the pages of Literotica!

Haha… i’ve never heard the term “the good China” before.

It was a common term with my mom growing up. One time I accidently broke one of our Flintsones jelly-jar glasses and Mom slammed down her spatula, and declared, "Damn, this is why we can't have nice things."

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Rhetorical question: why do people feel they are entitled? Is it their childhood?

My parents loved me but I had to work and earn everything in my life.

I have no idea, but I think that it came to them and nothing has dispelled the notion. I, too, was taught to work for anything I hoped to gain.


Then I discovered that Stuff is just Stuff and that the best things are gained by service to others.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We are ambiverts.

According to google:

Someone in the middle of the Introversion-Extraversion scale is called an Ambivert, meaning they blend traits of both, enjoying social interaction but also needing solitude to recharge, adapting their behavior to the situation, making them versatile "switch-hitters" who can thrive in various settings. They're neither strongly outgoing nor withdrawn, preferring meaningful conversations but also enjoying group energy, and their preferences shift with mood or context, a strength for social flexibility.

Okay, but I'm decidedly on an introvert cycle of late.


Or a fuckoffovert . . . .

 

[likes2watchU]

quick catch up on the day then I gots to make dinner... got the hungries

This is true.
Ask me how I know…

How do you know?

U r naked a lot!!

I made breakfast (omelette) naked yesterday.

With bacon?

Well thank god no one wants bacon grease zaps to the good china

Hoyer lifts are amazing! So much better than trying to muscle a patient back to bed manually.

Keeps everyone's dignity better intact, too, IMO

It's nice to work when everyone else is gone!

I'm really good with snacks!

You're either brave or crazy going to the post office the week before Christmas!

Any restrictions on cat "ownership" is 100% unfuckingconstitutional.

Back when I was doing estimation and front end work for a local custom house builder, if I had a big project to put together a bid for, I'd go in early Sunday morning and get half a week's work done in 4 hours. No phone, no people-y people, nothing but quiet and the ability to concentrate and focus.

It.
How do it know?
I don't know how it knows.
But it do . . . .

Hiya Kath!
Plus it’s 420!!

hiya...up...lol..for the day? or just long enough to get dirty thoughts and take em back to the missus wonderer

It turns out she has strep throat as so does my daughter. Also my daughter has cellulitis from a spider night. She was at urgent care and diagnosed with a staphylococcus infection at the bite wound. She is on heavy duty antibiotics.

I'm so sorry, B2. Doubly difficult as "mom" doesn't get sick days. Hope she turns the corner soon!!

My GF has a son in law who is lazy and acts entitled

He thinks he is awesome .....we think he is a douche canoe

one can always wish u the perviest of wishes

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The ridiculously long laugh I didn't know I needed. Thanks, @Oldermom935

I am emotionally tired

I think this occurrence will help her mobility, long term.

Sometimes the Universe delivers a gift we didn't know we needed. Hope this is one of those times.

Gemini is how i read it.

I am working today, but no one is in the office and I’m working from home and no one else is working. So here I am on literotica at 7:55 AM.

Living the American Dream

I work from home every day!! Lit is first access

Samesies!

I need some puppy dog kisses... and snuggles... who is the snuggly-est?

I am likely going to start repeating myself..... i am 2.7 lbs from xmas goal....

Way to go!! Say it as often as you like... that's fantastic!!!

Round 2: Rocky - 0 / HDH - 1

No clawing, nothing. So I think I got them out. Now gonna hit up USAA to see if they’ll pitch in for the damage control. This should be fun.

Glad you have the upper hand!
Good luck with the Roast Beast Wars
Tasty either way other than which wounds may need licking

The oil companies think they can get away with charging by the litre instead of showing the horrendous cost per gallon!

Like no one's gonna ask the Interwebs how much per gallon the litre/liter price is... idiots!

Good afternoon everyone.. I slept in really late today and the room mates got the tree up! Hope everyone is having a good day.

Congratulations - if you were trying to avoid tree trimming
I'm so sorry they did that without you - if you were looking forward to tree trimming
Either way - I'm in your corner
Definite Win Column on the lie-in!!

I would have done the same. And I would have and have added oil to assure the pasta does not stick together. It’s what a good cook does!

Yes throw them out!

Right? It's not like I'm making pasta in Italy.
Plus, if someone asks you to do something they can just Shut the Front Door about how it's done!!
My mom and I had a Come To Jesus over that years ago. If she's delegating then she abdicates control over the "How".
*taps foot for emphasis*

It was a common term with my mom growing up. One time I accidently broke one of our Flintsones jelly-jar glasses and Mom slammed down her spatula, and declared, "Damn, this is why we can't have nice things."

Your mom sounds awesome!

Okay, but I'm decidedly on an introvert cycle of late.
Or a fuckoffovert . . . .

Apply as needed...

 

[Nightbird]

quick catch up on the day then I gots to make dinner... got the hungries




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I'm so sorry, B2. Doubly difficult as "mom" doesn't get sick days. Hope she turns the corner soon!!


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The ridiculously long laugh I didn't know I needed. Thanks, @Oldermom935

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Sometimes the Universe delivers a gift we didn't know we needed. Hope this is one of those times.

Living the American Dream

Samesies!

Way to go!! Say it as often as you like... that's fantastic!!!

Glad you have the upper hand!
Good luck with the Roast Beast Wars
Tasty either way other than which wounds may need licking

Like no one's gonna ask the Interwebs how much per gallon the litre/liter price is... idiots!

Congratulations - if you were trying to avoid tree trimming
I'm so sorry they did that without you - if you were looking forward to tree trimming
Either way - I'm in your corner
Definite Win Column on the lie-in!!

Right? It's not like I'm making pasta in Italy.
Plus, if someone asks you to do something they can just Shut the Front Door about how it's done!!
My mom and I had a Come To Jesus over that years ago. If she's delegating then she abdicates control over the "How".
*taps foot for emphasis*

Your mom sounds awesome!

Apply as needed...
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WHats for dinner?

 

[Missk_2022]

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Heaven

 

[likes2watchU]

Technical Difficulties?
Nope - pure User Error
Sorry about the dead air in the middle, folks
Let's try that section again, shall we?

It's nice to work when everyone else is gone!

Agree !!

I'm really good with snacks!

Got this for one of the niblings a few years ago. They loved it!!

You're either brave or crazy going to the post office the week before Christmas!

As soon as I realized, I knew there was no other way but to be there the minute they opened.
If it didn't need to get posted ASAP, I would have waited until next week or after the New Year.
I got lucky!!

Any restrictions on cat "ownership" is 100% unfuckingconstitutional.

Agreed - however...
I can see myself as one of those Hoarder People. The kind that starts out with 2 or 3 cats but then can't say no to a kitty in need... and it all spirals out of control... fast!
It's for the kitties' protection really - saving them from Crazy Cat Ladies like me... one cat at a time.

Back when I was doing estimation and front end work for a local custom house builder, if I had a big project to put together a bid for, I'd go in early Sunday morning and get half a week's work done in 4 hours. No phone, no people-y people, nothing but quiet and the ability to concentrate and focus.

Work Smarter, Not Harder

It.
How do it know?
I don't know how it knows.
But it do . . . .

 

[Missk_2022]

My christmas tree the screen out of a storm door and some foil flowers

 

[likes2watchU]

WHats for dinner?

Haven't decided completely
But - there will be pasta... cooked in hot water... with a touch of oil once the pasta is added*

* @B2fromA2looking4U

 

[Wonderer67]

WHats for dinner?

Grilled chicken, sautéed vegetables and some rice mixed with quinoa.

Which I pronounce quin-ohn-a (like Winona)

https://imgur.com/a/Pyp7oVE

 

[RjR3_1954]

Good Evening everyone

Looks yummy @Wonderer67

 

[MuffandNonsense]

Grilled chicken, sautéed vegetables and some rice mixed with quinoa.

Which I pronounce quin-ohn-a (like Winona)

https://imgur.com/a/Pyp7oVE

Quinoa = Power Food.

 

[RjR3_1954]

Haven't decided completely
But - there will be pasta... cooked in hot water... with a touch of oil once the pasta is added*

* @B2fromA2looking4U

Moving day is January 31st
My livingroom is almost full of boxes already
The truck is reserved...I'm got endless phone calls to make yet.