The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[nipplecaresser]

I was part of the 1240 215 and 530 clubs

Your New Year Resolution should be to resign from most of your clubs.

 

[nipplecaresser]

I cant stand my brother in law but i will say he is good husband to my sister and nice to my parents. Other than that he and his family are snotty entitled pretentious pricks....

Dearest Missk, you really need to get off the fence and let us know how you really feel about them

 

[nipplecaresser]

Okay, almost loaded. Pooter-n-TDK left to put in the truck. Oh, and coffee for the ride.


Yee haw!!!


You kids have fun . . . .

Bon voyage

 

[nipplecaresser]

I’m an introverted extrovert.

How does THAT work?

I'm an ambivalent ambivert!

 

[nipplecaresser]

Well thank god no one wants bacon grease zaps to the good china

Thankfully, he was just using the old, worn-out, damaged gear!

 

[nipplecaresser]

I made breakfast (omelette) naked yesterday.

I was once trying to persuade a young lady to spend the night with me and, playfully, asked her how she would like her eggs in the morning. 'Unfertilised' was her dream-crushing reply!

 

[nipplecaresser]

It's a narcissist. A health condition where they feel the world revolves around them. It's a need for attention and control. Showing others they are more important!

To all those who think the world of themselves

 

[nipplecaresser]

So, to all you discussing liter vs. litre...

Tire vs. tyre! Go!

I tire of talking about tyres

 

[Missk_2022]

Your New Year Resolution should be to resign from most of your clubs.

And today it is the 330 club

 

[Missk_2022]

Dearest Missk, you really need to get off the fence and let us know how you really feel about them

Oh i was being nice

 

[MuffandNonsense]

So, to all you discussing liter vs. litre...

Tire vs. tyre! Go!

I put some chocolate on mine and turned it into a tire-amisu.

I was tired and tore a tyre and tiny tears turned it to a tear-amisu.

Good job I'm retired.

 

[MuffandNonsense]

Your New Year Resolution should be to resign from most of your clubs.

As Groucho Marx famously said "I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member."

 

[MuffandNonsense]

I was once trying to persuade a young lady to spend the night with me and, playfully, asked her how she would like her eggs in the morning. 'Unfertilised' was her dream-crushing reply!

I'm organising a Christmas orgy for the women's choir at my local church.
The invitation says "Come All Ye Faithful"

(Maybe that should be Un-Faithful...)

 

[MuffandNonsense]

Okay, but I'm decidedly on an introvert cycle of late.


Or a fuckoffovert . . . .

I think we should continue this conversation about introvert / extroverts with Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band playing The Intro and The Outro in the background:

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

No way I'm going to catch up today. I fully intended to, but life has other plans.

Yesterday started the afternoon with a severe headache. Today it's running into body aches, and chills. Sounds like I may have picked up the third bug in the last few weeks. Slogged through the day, and then took a nap.

I hope you all manage to miss these bugs going around. We're getting hit hard after everyone traveled for the Thanksgiving holiday.

Anyway, I think it's time to turn the nap into full on sleep.

Goodnight all.

Sounds like the new flu with a variant. Lots of liquids and rest. The nurses here can provide advice.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning denizens of the diner or afternoon to those the “big water”.

I have reluctantly become a member of the 4 am club. The old dog rules the night time ritual. An afternoon nap is becoming part of the ritual.

About accents, once I mentioned to a lovely lady how much I enjoyed her Virginia accent. She replied how much she found my Midwest accent grating! . And I got the hint .

Have a good day.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

 

[Missk_2022]

Good morning denizens of the diner or afternoon to those the “big water”.

I have reluctantly become a member of the 4 am club. The old dog rules the night time ritual. An afternoon nap is becoming part of the ritual.

About accents, once I mentioned to a lovely lady how much I enjoyed her Virginia accent. She replied how much she found my Midwest accent grating! . And I got the hint .

Have a good day.

Sort of a bitch of her to say.

 

[Oldermom935]

Morning everyone!

 

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[B2fromA2looking4U]

Sort of a bitch of her to say.

Yes. It’s like the Lemon Tree song, she was pretty but very bitter!