The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Missk_2022]

This is not the news you should have on Christmas. I empathize with your anger. Just know you have friends here.

And pie... there is pie and dubai chocolate...
And christmas presents to my sweet pups next door in a couple hours

 

[Bettytheboo]

Who u calling a ho

To be honest, I have been called worser'er

 

[Missk_2022]

Bo digs 14 feet . . . .


My HR department fucked up my time off when I went in for surgery. My short term disability paid me less than the chintzy amount I was supposed to get, so we had to have that conversation and they had to go back and unfuck it all. Of course, they were the ones who told me I had to change my state tax withholdings to the state I was working in, which is asshole wrong. You pay your state taxes where you live because that's where the IRS comes to look for you when they want to shake you down for more. I'll finish paying off that fuck-up in another three weeks - they ain't gettin' it until the last dying minute, the cocksuckers.

Fucking fuckers

 

[Missk_2022]

Thank you @likes2watchU !!!
We're well stocked.
To quote a captain I worked with throughout the pandemic...
"It ain't the Covid that's gonna kill me. It's all this F'n bleach and Lysol they're drowning me with!"

I agree.... and viruses...viruses will get us all

 

[Missk_2022]

Not a good fucking

 

[Missk_2022]

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Uh yeah that is for sure

 

[Missk_2022]

To be honest, I have been called worser'er

Me too...

 

[Boat1]

Hey everybody Im drinking "Lemon Thriller" tea trying to quiet my cough..

Good luck and best wishes!
Mine gas been tough to shake.

 

[Boat1]

Ho Ho Ho
Merry Christmas
See ya all next week!

Merry Christmas to you and yours, Brother! I hope you have a great one!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'ma tooken myself to Xmas Breffeseses here in a bit.


TDK is high on the dresser looking down at me. Fred is in the other room keeping 230 pounds of Labrador in line and behaving.


Watching Sisu on the box. It's not quite a Xmas movie, but it'll do.

 

[Wonderer67]

Yep. Made it to 0350.


The Landlady is working a twelver today. I'ma go see a couple of folks this afternoon. We'll see about cutting the scrub grass on the West 40 . . . after I get the Hawg put back together.

Now THAT is a Christmas Day.

New toys!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Now THAT is a Christmas Day.

New toys!

Naw, them's Old Toyz that I have to fix from where shit crapped out last summer. But thank you for the kind wishes anyway.


Oh, those dumb fucks in NJ called me day before yesterday that they finally got that tire repaired/replaced on the ol' 1926 Chrysler. Wat's reaction? "Isn't that nice!"


Wat was sent to Charm School so that he'd say "isn't that nice?" instead of "who the fuck cares anymore?"

 

[Boat1]

Merry Christmas to ALL of you beautiful Spoonies!
Thanks for everything you do/have done!

 

[Wonderer67]

Merry Christmas all!

Hope it’s a lovely day!

Coffee is on. Irish crème is made. Pork roll is gonna be cooked…. Presents will be disrobed!

 

[Missk_2022]

Merry Christmas all!

Hope it’s a lovely day!

Coffee is on. Irish crème is made. Pork roll is gonna be cooked…. Presents will be disrobed!

I found a recipe for bologna in my grandmas recipe box.... i am gonna try to make it....hahahaha

 

[Boat1]

I hope this gives you ALL as good of Christmas morning chuckle as it did me!

 

[Boat1]

I found a recipe for bologna in my grandmas recipe box.... i am gonna try to make it....hahahaha

I'd be grateful if you would send me that recipe!

 

[Missk_2022]

I am ready to get back on the diet and some semblance of a normal schedule

 

[Missk_2022]

I am trying really hard to not be upset...but i am fucking pissed off....

 

[Boat1]

I am trying really hard to not be upset...but i am fucking pissed off....

If it makes you feel better, at least you're not stuck on a boat for 3 days after your scheduled crew change.
...maybe the video that I posted above will help too!

 

[Wonderer67]

I found a recipe for bologna in my grandmas recipe box.... i am gonna try to make it....hahahaha

Wow. Now you’ll know “how the sausage is made” so to speak!

I still owe you the recipe for the pinwheel cookies.

My sister just said “I don’t know why you torture yourself making those fuckin things every year.”

https://imgur.com/a/vnvsO4R

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Just for OM or well anyone who agrees with it

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Xmas Weasel Paste. It is on the table in all fine restaurants, and in the pantry of all right thinking humans.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Not a good fucking

So, I gather. I must confess to not understanding the details of what has happened but know that you have been royally rogered!
Sorry to hear about it

 

[dkak001]

Watching Sisu on the box. It's not quite a Xmas movie, but it'll do.

While over the top in a lot of ways, it's the most Finn movie I've ever seen. Last line is so true, I hurt laughing every time...